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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 1846 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 409 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
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