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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 1359 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Votes: | 3571 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4310 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!