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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 1120 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 762544 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.