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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 2133 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u heard me right, DANCING CREEPERS! u won’t find that anywhere else, folks.
but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the minecraft world! join us and help them achieve their llama-licious goals.
oh, and did i mention we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples? all u gotta do is find it before the evil chicken army gets to it first.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, who knows? it’s all part of the fun!