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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 6144 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.