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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8310 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Crops Grown: | 5845 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than putin’s rival to nato! we got russia’s allies quitting left and right, just like players rage quitting when they can’t handle our intense pvp battles.
our community is so lit, it’s like being in the kremlin but with more blocky buildings and less political intrigue. join us and be part of the madness, because who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in minecraft?
plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot and treasures. just like putin’s hidden stash of vodka, except ours is way cooler because it’s in minecraft.
so come on, join us and experience the thrill of virtual geopolitics and epic battles. who needs nato when you have our minecraft server? let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!
