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SchizoSisCarLivingAITA

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Emeralds Found:	5400
Secret Passages Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a wild adventure? Join us and experience the chaos of living with your older sister who has schizophrenia!

Imagine the thrill of constantly reminding your sister to take her medication, only to have her yell at you and tell you to leave her alone. But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as she accuses you of talking behind her back with your mom about her mental illness, all while threatening to live in her car.

But don’t worry, we provide a pill organizer for all players to keep their meds in check and ensure a clean gaming environment. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of living with a mentally unstable sibling!

NeighborlyMischief Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Oh boy, let me tell you about the wild antics happening on this Minecraft SMP! Our neighbors are always up to some crazy shenanigans. One time, I saw them building a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pool of lava – talk about a thrilling ride! And don’t even get me started on the time they tried to domesticate creepers as pets… let’s just say it didn’t end well for anyone involved. If you want to witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, you’ve got to join this server. Who knows what kind of madness will happen next!

BeliefCraft: Santa in the Nether!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret portal at bedrock level that transports you to a hidden Chinese village where pandas ride around on minecarts and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of golden apples. Just be careful of the guardian chicken that protects it – he’s a tough clucker to crack.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Star Shards Collected:	196	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Pixel Scent Trail

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

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Endless Victory Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	123
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP experience being slowed down by Windows Memory Compression? Join our server and learn the secret shell command to disable it with just one click! Say goodbye to unnecessary CPU usage and hello to more responsive gameplay. No more microstutters or input lag, just pure gaming bliss. Don’t let outdated features from the past ruin your fun, come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!