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MomDadBucksCraft

aita, Communication Issues, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial struggles, generational wealth, income disparity, medical field, MomDadBucksCraft, mommy and daddies money, polar opposites, psychiatrist, raising children, rich kid mindset, single mom, Surgeon, telling my fiancé, trust fund baby, working mom, working parents

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in building blocks and breaking stereotypes! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and adventure, just like the story of this player’s fiancé and their trust fund baby shenanigans.

Imagine a world where trust fund babies clash with hardworking single moms, where ER visits and pediatrician appointments are just part of the daily grind. Will you be the one to bring balance to this chaotic Minecraft universe?

Come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships, financial struggles, and epic battles for survival. Who needs mommy and daddy’s money when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

So why wait? Join our server now and show us if you’re the real MVP or just another rich kid with a bad attitude. It’s time to mine, craft, and conquer in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

QuirkyQT on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Emeralds Found:	4329
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers while dodging creepers and skeletons trying to crash the party.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with rare and exotic animals that you can tame and ride into battle. Imagine charging into battle on the back of a giant chicken, squawking loudly as you lay waste to your enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the most valuable loot in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyNoobz

bad at cooking, bad at dancing, bad at driving, bad at gardening, bad at knitting, bad at math, bad at organizing, bad at painting, bad at photography, bad at playing guitar, bad at public speaking, bad at sewing, bad at singing, bad at sports, bad at technology, bad at time management, bad at video games, bad at woodworking, bad at writing, CraftyNoobz

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you bad at building epic structures in Minecraft but still love doing it? Then you’ve found your new home on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wonky buildings, crooked towers, and lopsided castles. Who needs straight lines anyway? Embrace the chaos and join our server for a good time filled with laughter and questionable architecture choices. Remember, on our server, the more absurd your creations, the better! So come on in and let your creativity run wild (and a little bit wonky).

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	New Chunks Explored:	865022
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

so like, imagine this: ukraine and russia are like, fighting in minecraft, but ukraine didn’t even tell russia they were gonna attack in the Kursk Oblast. but like, it’s all good cuz the US Department of State is like, “nah bro, it’s cool, not against our rules.”

join our minecraft server for the most epic battles and drama like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and stuff. plus, we have secret alliances and betrayals that will make your head spin. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. trust us, it’s gonna be wild.

CraftyRails: RussianRage

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mines Excavated:	3144	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2660

haha u know what else is facing imminent collapse? NOT THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us for a wild ride through the craziest russian railway networks you’ve ever seen in your life! we got minecarts flying off the tracks, creepers blowing up the rails, and villagers trying to hitch a ride to the next village. it’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft! so what are you waiting for? hop on board before the whole thing goes kaboom!

NightLightNomsCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

join this epic minecraft server where the leaves are always edible to insects cuz we got artificial light at night that makes them super tasty! more insects means more energy flow and higher trophic levels, leading to INSANE biodiversity! who knew minecraft could be so educational AND delicious?! come join us and feast on some glowing leaves, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

PolyCraft: SMP Edition – Banning Grey Lists Since 1.21!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2489
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Poly-Craft Server Info
Server Type:	Semi-Vanilla
Greylisted:	Yes
Focus:	Tight-Knit Community
IP Address:	Polycraft.mcserver.us

Overview:

Poly-Craft is a semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on a friendly and active Minecraft community. We offer various features and data packs to enhance gameplay.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application form and get greylisted. You can apply here: Application Form

What are the active features on the server?

Active features on the server include Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and various other enhancements.

How can I communicate with other players?

We recommend joining our Discord server to chat with other players and stay updated on server events. Join our Discord here: Poly-Craft Discord

MineFight Server

Arcade, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, console, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Meta, MineFight, News, online play, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Techniques, Tips, Tournaments, Updates

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers who are armed with nothing but potatoes! Will the chicken triumph or will the villagers mash it into a tasty meal? Only on our server will you find out!

Not convinced yet? How about the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of explosive llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server, leaving nothing but crater-filled landscapes in their wake? It was a llama-pocalypse like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, golden apples, and stacks of emeralds. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on the backs of creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you at every turn. Who knows what crazy adventures and ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

CockLovers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	251
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we proudly declare that we freaking love cocks! Not the actual birds, of course, but we are all about building giant cock statues and creating cock-themed challenges for our players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing through a maze of giant cocks, battling it out in epic cock battles, and participating in cock-building competitions. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who are always up for a good laugh and a good cock joke.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is the legendary Golden Cock, said to bring incredible luck and fortune to whoever finds it. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical treasure?

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with cocks, laughs, and unforgettable memories. Just remember, on our server, the bigger the cock, the better!

ReunionRageCraft

Alt-Right, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Holocaust denial, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, punishment, relationships, ReunionRageCraft, teenage prank, teenage rebellion

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with alt-right parrots and teenage pranks? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous stories and outrageous adventures.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your daughter’s boyfriend sneaking in to brainwash your pets. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling virtual monsters.

And don’t worry about missing out on family reunions – we’ll make sure your daughter can’t throw any parties while you’re away. Join our server and escape the drama for a while!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!