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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 2626 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!