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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 195 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
so like, u know how society be all judgy about who’s gettin’ it on and who’s not? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we don’t care if u a player or a playa, we just want u to have a good time!
join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!
we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!
