Horrib Minecraft Servers

Horrib Minecraft Servers

  • TallGamerGirl Minecraft SMP

    TallGamerGirl Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 6625
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Star Shards Collected: 201
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 186 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a boring adult? Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner child! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will make you feel like a kid again. Plus, at 180cm tall, you’re practically a giant in the Minecraft world – who wouldn’t want to join a server with such a towering presence? So come on, leave your adult worries behind and dive into a world of fun and laughter on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DadCraft Server: Let’s Build Together!

    DadCraft Server: Let’s Build Together!
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 9769
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Towns Built: 9
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Magic Items Found: 7643
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotions, and unresolved issues just like your family dynamic.

    Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with blocks and creepers instead of step-siblings and therapy sessions. Build your own perfect little family with your favorite blocks and watch as it all falls apart just like in real life.

    Join now and experience the thrill of trying to navigate complicated relationships, just like OP trying to navigate therapy with their dad and step-family. Will you be the favorite sibling or the black sheep of the family? Only time and a lot of mining will tell.

    So why wait for family therapy when you can join our Minecraft server and create chaos and drama in a virtual world instead? It’s therapy for the soul, minus the awkward family conversations and emotional baggage. Join now and let the blocky therapy session begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HurricaneHavocCraft

    HurricaneHavocCraft
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 7101
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Animals Bred: 86 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Crops Grown: 3156

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being forced to do things you hate by your parents? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world without any parental interference!

    Imagine a world where you can watch TV, play video games, and go outside to play with friends without anyone telling you what to do. On our server, you can let your imagination run wild and create the life you’ve always dreamed of.

    Join us and let go of the past, just like our player who made $300,000 and told their parents to stay homeless. Build your own empire, make new friends, and never look back. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LuxuryLilDetails – Minecraft SMP

    LuxuryLilDetails – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 4379
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 39
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Dragons Tamed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate luxury of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a llama wearing a top hat.

    Forget about mundane tasks like chopping wood or building a house, on our server, you can summon a rainbow unicorn to do all the work for you! And don’t even get us started on the daily llama parades that march through the server, complete with fireworks and confetti.

    But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is for the secret underground disco party that happens every night. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while DJ Enderman spins the hottest tracks.

    So come join us and experience the true luxury of Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreepervilleCraft

    CreepervilleCraft
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 5973
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Farms Harvested: 468
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 249

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever found yourself trapped in a dark cave with only a pickaxe and a stack of pork chops? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures where you’ll battle giant spiders, creepers, and even the occasional zombie chicken (yes, they exist, trust us).

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your epic selfies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat, join us now and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IranCraft: Ready for PvP!

    IranCraft: Ready for PvP!
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 3202
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Dimension Hops: 11 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we have a counter-response ready if creepers attack!!! we got all the blocks you need to build a bomb shelter in case herobrine comes knocking on your door. our admins are trained in combat against zombie pigmen and can protect you from any griefer that tries to ruin your day. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from any ender dragon that tries to steal them. so come on down to our server and join the fight against the evil mobs, because in Iran, we don’t mess around when it comes to protecting our players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MinecraftOffline: Where chaos reigns and the reset button is just a myth!

    MinecraftOffline: Where chaos reigns and the reset button is just a myth!
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 3456
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Towns Built: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    MinecraftOffline
    General Details
    Address: minecraftoffline.net
    Version: 1.21.1
    Permanent world – no resets
    Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming
    Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks
    Custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences
    High-Performance Hardware:
    Intel XEON E-2276G Processor
    2x 960GB NVMe SSDs
    64GB DDR4 ECC RAM
    1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM)

    Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I cheat and grief on this server?

    Yes, cheating and griefing are allowed on this server, but spamming is not permitted.

    2. Is the world on this server reset periodically?

    No, the world is permanent and there are no resets.

    3. How do admins handle griefing incidents?

    Admins may use their discretion on grief rollbacks to address griefing incidents.

    4. Are there any custom plugins on this server?

    Yes, the server features custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences.

    5. What hardware does the server run on?

    The server runs on high-performance hardware, including an Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, and a 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM).

    6. How can I join the Discord server for MinecraftOffline?

    You can join the Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

    Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 8109
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Enchantments Applied: 273 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2379 Endless Night Skies: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is like “whoa, chill bro.”

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a villager’s trading prices. And hey, if you’re into asking weird questions, we’ve got a player who’s attracted to little girls – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just keep it civil, folks.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing “Baby Shark”? Yeah, that’s right. Nowhere. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP

    Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 6567
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Votes: 2844 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 4611
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Magic Items Found: 8754
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, I’ve got a wild story to share about my friend on our Minecraft SMP. She’s a total campus cutie, with blonde hair and blue eyes that shine brighter than diamonds in the sun. But lately, she’s been on edge because of some Haitian migrants who have been giving her the creepy eye.

    These migrants have been lurking around campus, staring at her like she’s a rare diamond in a sea of coal. She’s tried changing her route to class, but they always seem to pop up like daisies in a field. It’s like they have a sixth sense for blondes with blue eyes!

    I mean, it’s ridiculous that she can’t even walk to class without feeling like she’s being undressed by their eyes. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but instead of zombies, it’s creepy migrants giving her the heebie-jeebies.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can escape the creepy stares of migrants and just have a good time building and exploring, then join us! Let’s build a world where everyone feels safe and comfortable, no matter what color their hair or eyes are. And hey, maybe we can even teach those migrants a thing or two about respecting personal space!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

    AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 4513
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Players Killed by Monsters: 8101
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of helicopter parents hovering over your every move? Join our Minecraft server and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can roam free without worrying about background checks for your friends or constant calls from worried parents.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without mom showing up to check on you four times a week. Picture a place where you can explore new lands and go on epic adventures without dad calling the police because he thinks you’ve been kidnapped.

    Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own destiny. No more rules, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

    So pack your bags (or in this case, your virtual suitcases) and join us on this crazy journey. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to escape your overprotective family once and for all. It’s time to break free and become the hero of your own story. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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