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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4249 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).
oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.
if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.
so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.
