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LuckyCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Come home, Crisis, domestic abuse victim, DUBAI, Escape, expatriate, family, Help, International, ireland, irish, Irish citizen, luckycraft, Minecraft, PLEA, plea for assistance, plea for help, Safety, Server, stranded, Support, Victim

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mines Excavated:	4805
Star Shards Collected:	300	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ores Mined:	1323

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than an irish ‘domestic abuse victim’ trying to escape dubai! you’ll be begging to come back for more fun and excitement. we have crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make you feel right at home. join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

MissileManiaMC

Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international law, international relations, Keir Starmer, Keir Starmer quotes, military intervention, missile strikes, MissileManiaMC, peacekeeping efforts, political statements, russia, UK foreign affairs, UK missiles, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	7721
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Runes Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	6076	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

so like, you know how Keir Starmer is all serious and stuff, well guess what? on this server, he’s like the ultimate troll! he’s giving Ukraine access to UK missiles to strike inside Russia, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server! join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft?! come join the madness now!

CraftyMiseryCraft

adaptation, Animals, Challenges, cognitive abilities, complexity, Consciousness, CraftyMiseryCraft, emotions, Evolution, existential crisis, Human nature, humans, intelligence, introspection, LIMITATIONS, Misery, Philosophical, problem solving, SELF AWARENESS, society, Understanding

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a wild party in a blocky world, man. we got creepers that moonwalk and chickens that breakdance. it’s like a disco inferno up in here.

plus, our admins are actual wizards who can summon rainbows and unicorns on command. they once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for fun.

if that ain’t enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery. legend has it that anyone who finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together.

TumorShrinkageCraft

aggressive brain cancer, children, findings, Group 3 Medulloblastoma, mouse model, new treatment, preclinical models, research, stem-like cells, study, tumor shrinkage, tumors, TumorShrinkageCraft, validation

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Votes:	3375	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7783

so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on this server, we got a special potion that can make u super strong and take down any baddies in no time! it’s like a cheat code but totally legit, i swear.

also, we got this crazy cool mini-game where u gotta battle against other players on flying pigs! yeah, u heard me right, FLYING PIGS. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items? yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in minecraft. u gotta be quick though, cuz the other players are always tryna steal the loot!

so, if u wanna join a server that’s full of surprises and non-stop fun, then come on over to our server! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe u’ll be the next minecraft legend with all the epic adventures u’ll have here.

CorniaCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Character development, CorniaCraft, Deception, Drama, FANTASY, fantasy world, Intrigue, Kingdom, Minecraft, Mystery, plot twist, power struggle, Queen of Cornia, royal family, Royalty, Secrets, Server, tragic ending., unexpected betrayal, unexpected turn, what went wrong, world-building

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Queen of Cornia! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the Queen of Cornia was once a peaceful land filled with majestic cornfields and happy villagers. But one day, a mischievous group of chickens invaded the kingdom and declared themselves as the rulers. Now, the Queen of Cornia is a wacky place where chickens wear crowns and pigs ride on horses!

Join our server and witness the chaos for yourself. Build a house out of corn stalks, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the chicken overlords to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless in this corny paradise!

So what are you waiting for? Join The Queen of Cornia Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild and hilarious adventure like no other!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

Community, desuarchive, Edition, group, habits, haha, ihatemyself, ip address, Link, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, run time error, SelfLoathing, Server, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Are you tired of running into runtime errors in your sad, pathetic life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and laughter.

Imagine a world where everything is glitched and nothing makes sense. That’s right, our server is like a never-ending comedy show with bugs and errors at every turn. Who needs a therapist when you can just laugh at your own misery in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Posshouse, where players can gather to share their hatred for themselves in a safe and supportive environment. It’s like group therapy, but with creepers and diamond swords.

So why waste your time on boring, well-functioning servers when you can join us for a hilarious adventure filled with runtime errors and self-loathing? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter (and tears) begin!

ExWifeTaxCraft

artist, child support, childhood trauma, co parenting, custody, Designer, Divorce, Eastern-European country, emotional payment, ex wife, ExWifeTaxCraft, financial struggle, financial support, joint custody, Legal System, minimum wage, online business, photographer, sole custody, struggling parent, upper middle-class

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Alien Abductions:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Endless Night Skies:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s new relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this guy’s ex-wife!

We’ve got split households just like this guy’s son, except instead of arguing over who gets custody, we argue over who gets the best loot in-game. And just like this guy’s ex-wife who claims to be an artist/designer/photographer, we’ve got players who claim to be master builders but end up creating pixelated abominations.

Join us for a wild ride of financial struggles, emotional trauma, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server? So come on, join us and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy blocky world!

LostItems Minecraft Server

belongings, forgetful, forgetfulness, Items, Loss, lost and found, lost belongings, lost items, lost possessions, lost something, lost things, LostItems, Minecraft, Misplaced, misplaced belongings, misplaced items, misplaced objects, misplaced possessions, misplaced things, missing, SEARCHING, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of losing your diamonds to pesky creepers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about losing your precious loot again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all creepers, zombies, and even those annoying Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient Minecraft gods who left behind enchanted armor and weapons for those brave enough to explore its depths.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, armed with the power of the gods and protected by a forcefield stronger than diamond armor!

MinecraftMisfortune

Bad Luck, MinecraftMisfortune, Unfortunate, unfortunate day, unfortunate events, unfortunate experiences, unfortunate moments, unfortunate occurrences, unfortunate situations, Unlucky, unlucky circumstances, unlucky day, unlucky events, unlucky experiences, unlucky happenings, unlucky incidents, unlucky moments, unlucky occurrences, unlucky situations, unlucky streak

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of petting it? Or maybe you built a house on a hill only for it to be struck by lightning and burn down? Well, fear not, because on our server, the unluckiest thing that can happen to you is finding a diamond block instead of a diamond ore! Join us for a chance to experience the most hilariously unfortunate events in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a village where all the villagers speak in pig Latin! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server now!

GrkCraft: 40¢ Tourism Boost

#sustainability, Boost, Crisis, economic growth, Economy, EURO, European travel, financial impact, greece, Greek economy, GrkCraft, Hospitality, Mayor of Athens, tourism, tourism industry, tourism management, tourism revenue, tourism sustainability, tourist spending, travel, Viability, Visitor

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crops Grown:	3514
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Zombie Dances:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

so, like, the mayor of Athens is all like “tourism in Greece ain’t worth it no more cuz each visitor only gives us 40 cents” but like, who cares about that when you can join our EPIC Minecraft server?! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s lit fam. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling like Scrooge McDuck. forget about Greece, come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever!