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StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Potions Brewed:	106	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Farms Harvested:	147
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	466274	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Farms Harvested:	916	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1746
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

teamholy.de

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1912
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Towns Built:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9594
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	36	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3471	Animals Bred:	109
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	602
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Buildings Constructed:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!