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Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

age, aging, aging process, emotional changes, FITNESS, health, Hitters, Hitting the Wall, male aging, Masculinity, Men, mental health, midlife crisis, Minecraft, personal growth, physical changes, psychological changes, self esteem, self-care, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Wall

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1521	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

WallHitGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP

Analysis, attraction, Behavior, Challenges, confusion, Cycles, DATING, emotions, Frustration, Girls, Hitting the Wall, introspection, Minecraft, Obstacles, patterns, Perspectives, Post-nut clarity, Psychology, relationships, smp, Timing, Understanding, WallHitGamerGirl

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4293
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. Another player tried to tame a creeper as a pet and ended up blowing up half the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco party cave where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft parodies.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decision-making, then join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s not post nut clarity, but objectively, you’ll have the time of your life for some fucking reason.

Yuuna’s Minecraft Server

A, Anime, comedy, discussion, ecchi, Fan Service, favorite character, Favorite Girl, forum, harem, Manga, Manga community, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga readers, Minecraft, Opinions, romance, Server, Supernatural, Thread, Yuragi-sou no Yuuna-san, Yuunas

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Votes:	3524	Farms Harvested:	523

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life!

Join us and meet your favorite gals from all your favorite anime shows as they battle it out in epic PvP battles. Will Sailor Moon defeat Goku? Will Naruto team up with Pikachu? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful creatures you’ve ever seen. From giant flying llamas to fire-breathing chickens, you’ll never know what’s around the corner.

So come on down and join us for the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate anime master of our server!

High on Diamonds SMP

addiction, coping mechanism, Cutting, Darknet, diamonds, drug use, Drugs, experimentation, HIGH, illegal drugs, mental health, mental health support, online ordering, peer pressure, risky behavior, risky decision-making, seeking advice, seeking help, seeking recommendations, self harm, self-destructive behavior, smp, substance abuse

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6951	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Are you tired of resorting to self-harm as a coping mechanism? Want to try something new and exciting? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks! Our server is so addictive, you won’t even think about ordering drugs online. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be high on laughter and fun 24/7. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to your old coping methods!

TherapistCraft: NoChangeNoProblems

adjustment, Cancer, DAUGHTER, decision, Equal, family, Grief, half-sister, Loss, NoChangeNoProblems, opinion, Parent, process, Respect, School, Siblings, stepmom, Support, Therapist, TherapistCraft, Therapy, Wife

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchantments Applied:	65	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Void Armor Forged:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is like therapy for your soul, just like Wren’s therapy sessions. Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, just like Wren and her “half” sister.

We promise outrageous arguments over whether to call your fellow players “half” players or just players. Get ready for intense debates over the importance of using the word “half” in Minecraft chat.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, just like Wren’s bedroom wall with a special photo of her and her sister. Join us and let the chaos ensue!

OlymPVP Minecraft SMP

athletes, bobsled, Competition, curling, favorite Olympic event, figure skating, gold medal, Gymnastics, ice hockey, luge, Minecraft, olympics, OlymPVP, ski jumping, skiing, smp, snowboarding, speed skating, sports, summer games, swimming, track and field, winter games

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Forget the Olympics, our Minecraft SMP is where the REAL competition is at! Join us for a chance to show off your skills in epic events like Creeper Javelin Toss, Ender Dragon Racing, and Zombie Archery (watch out for the moving targets, they bite back!). Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet llama named Larry. So put on your diamond armor, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to dominate the competition in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

BlockyBlemishBusters

acne blemishes, acne marks, acne marks treatment, acne prone, Acne Prone Skin, acne scarring, acne scars, acne skincare, acne solutions, acne treatments, Beauty Products, BlockyBlemishBusters, clear skin, dermatologist recommendations, natural remedies, skin care tips, skincare advice, skincare products, Skincare Routine, skincare routine for acne, skincare routine for acne marks

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	259
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Emeralds Found:	1322
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of looking like a creeper with acne marks all over your face? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as your acne magically disappears every time you mine a diamond. Legend has it that our server is powered by the tears of Endermen, which have magical skin-clearing properties. So come on, join us and say goodbye to acne forever!

SudanCraft UAEWarlords

Africa, arms trade, civil war, Conflict, Crisis, Evidence, foreign policy, human rights violations, intervention, investigation, involvement, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, Political, SMOKING GUN, Sudan, SudanCraft, uae, UAEWarlords, United Arab Emirates, War Crimes

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well, do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like a party in a creeper’s cave!

we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds. yea, u heard me right! and the best part? u can ride the chicken-pig-diamond-juggler too!

but wait, there’s more! we have epic quests that will take u on a journey through lava lakes and zombie-infested dungeons. u might even find a secret treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots!

and if that’s not enough to convince u, how about this: our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are experts in redstone engineering. they once built a working roller coaster that goes through the nether and back!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it.

RadioFreqCraft

ambient, Development, electrical engineering, electromagnetic waves, electronic devices, energy efficiency, energy harvesting, Harvesting, innovation, Nanoscale, nanotechnology, power generation, RadioFreqCraft, radiofrequency energy, rectification, renewable energy, research, spin rectifiers, spintronics, sustainable technology, Technology

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have nanoscale spin rectifiers for harvesting ambient radiofrequency energy! what does that even mean? who knows, but it sounds cool right? imagine all the crazy energy we can harness from the air while u build ur epic creations in minecraft! plus, we have a secret underground lab where u can experiment with all the wacky technology we have. join now and be part of the most electrifying minecraft server ever!

Rhino Quarters

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Survival Multiplayer Community Creative Adventure Tycoon Virtual world Economy PvP Trade Resources Shelter Builder Trading Market Allies Decisions Thriving Land, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	90	Players Killed by Monsters:	3976
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to Rhino Quarters, a Minecraft server where the wild spirit of survival meets boundless creativity and unyielding freedom! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a cunning trader, or a lone wolf ready to take on the world, Rhino Quarters offers a diverse and thrilling experience for every type of player. Key Features: Survival: Embrace the challenge of survival in a world where your wits and resourcefulness are your greatest assets. Gather resources, build your shelter, and fend off the dangers that lurk in every corner. SMP (Survival Multiplayer): Join forces with friends or make new allies as you explore a vast, dynamic world together. Build epic bases, embark on grand adventures, and share in the camaraderie of a thriving community. Anarchy: In the wild lands of Rhino Quarters, rules are few and far between. Forge your path, engage in intense PvP battles, and experience the thrill of true freedom where only the strongest thrive. Economy: Master the art of trade with a robust player-driven economy. Buy, sell, and barter goods to amass wealth, influence the market, and become a tycoon in this bustling virtual world. Join Rhino Quarters today and carve out your destiny in a world where every decision counts and adventure awaits at every turn. Whether you’re building, battling, or trading, there’s a place for you in this untamed land!

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Breda Guardians

Adventures, Bases, Breda Guardians, Community Events, Custom Plugins, Economy System, Faction Survival, Factions, Gameplay experience, Growing Community, In-game Events, Minecraft, Prizes, Resources, Server, Staff, survival challenges, TEAM, Territories, Threats, Trade

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	1860
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Join Breda Guardians: The Ultimate Faction Survival Minecraft Server!

Hello Minecraft Fans,

We’re excited to invite you to Breda Guardians, a new faction survival server designed for players of all levels. Join us for an unmatched Minecraft experience!

Highlights of Breda Guardians:

Factions: Team up, build bases, and conquer territories. Unique Features: Custom plugins and exclusive in-game events. Survival Challenges: Gather resources, face threats, and embark on adventures. Economy System: Trade, manage resources, and achieve economic dominance. Community Events: Regular events with exciting prizes. Active Staff: Dedicated team ensuring a smooth and fair gameplay experience. Join our growing community, forge your legacy, and protect your territory.

45.136.141.70:27337

Mangoland

#exciting, Adventure, bedrock, building, Claim blocks, Claims, Community, Creative mode, cross-platform, Crossplatform, Custom Items, Earnable Ranks, Economy, economy plugins, ELYTRA, Fly, flying, Free Elytra, Friendly, Fruit, Greifprevention, grief-free, java, Keep Inventory, Keepinventory, Kits, mango, Mangoland, Minecraft, Minigames, Player Shops, PvP, Shop, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Mango land!🌟 Welcome to Mango Land! 🌟

Ready for an unforgettable adventure? Dive into Mango Land, where the excitement never stops and every player is part of a fruity community! 🥭

🏰 A list of our key features! 🏰

✨ Cross-Platform: Whether you’re playing on Bedrock or Java, everyone’s welcome at Mango Land! 🖥️📱

💀 Keep Inventory: Say goodbye to losing your gear! Keep your inventory safe, no matter what. 💎

💰 Economy Plugins: Build your wealth and trade with other players using our robust economy system. 🏦

🏪 Player Shops: Set up your own shop, trade with others, and find everything you need at our Admin Shop. 🛒

🔮 Custom Items: Discover unique items you won’t find anywhere else. Adventure awaits with new and exciting gear! ✨

🪂 Free Elytra: Everyone gets a free Elytra! Explore Mango Land from the skies and see the world like never before. 🕊️

🎮 Minigames: Enjoy our fun-packed minigame plugins like Tag with your friends! Perfect for taking a break and having some quick fun. 🎯

🎁 Kits: Begin your journey with kits filled with essentials to kickstart your adventure. Or purchase critical bundles for a survival advantage 🎒

🏡 Claim Blocks: Protect your creations from griefers with our simple claim block system. Mango Land is a 100% grief-free server! 🛡️

🌟 Earnable Ranks: Show off your building skills and earn ranks that reward creativity and effort. New features include access to storage vaults, flying, and even creative mode! 🌟

Join Mango Land today and be part of a vibrant, friendly, and exciting Minecraft community.

Connect now and start your epic journey! 🥭🌟

145.239.62.65