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Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Dragon Eggs Found:	2783	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

WallHitGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP

Analysis, attraction, Behavior, Challenges, confusion, Cycles, DATING, emotions, Frustration, Girls, Hitting the Wall, introspection, Minecraft, Obstacles, patterns, Perspectives, Post-nut clarity, Psychology, relationships, smp, Timing, Understanding, WallHitGamerGirl

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. Another player tried to tame a creeper as a pet and ended up blowing up half the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco party cave where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft parodies.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decision-making, then join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s not post nut clarity, but objectively, you’ll have the time of your life for some fucking reason.

SwissCheeseCraft: Where cyclists and motorcyclists get lost in the world of blocks!

Activity, blocks, Country, Cyclists, Environment, hot, Lost, motorcyclists, Outdoor, Pollution, ROAD, road behavior, road etiquette, road habits, road pollution, road safety, road users, SWISS, SwissCheeseCraft, Transportation, travel, weather, world

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of sharing the roads with swiss, cyclists, and motorcyclists? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, they are banned! No more dodging road faggots while trying to build your dream castle. Join us and experience a world where the only thing polluting the roads are creepers and zombies. Trust us, it’s a hotholy trinity of fun you won’t want to miss!

CraftyRats – Baelz’s Blocky Adventures

3D LIVE, Adventures, Art Tags, Bae Guide, Bae’s Twitter, BaelzBrush, Baelzs, blocky, BrewinWBae, Colour MV, covers, CraftyRats, current schedule, DREAM CATCHER, Free chat, Geek Jack, getting started, hakos baelz, lacks ego., Member’s Blue Lock, merch, MIND CRAFT HOLO EN, Music, NEW COVERS, NEW ORIGINALS, Official, Originals, PAKU PAKU SEIBAI, pandaemonium, PC case, Podcast, Promise swag, rrat, Rust, RxRxR, Season Box Arts., Streams Guide, Twitter Spaces, UKICHUUNO, zodiac, ベーアート

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	79
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Dream himself would be jealous. We catch dreams in 3D, like, how cool is that? 2. We have original songs and covers that will make your ears melt with joy. From PAKU PAKU SEIBAI to Colour MV, we’ve got it all. 3. Need a break from mining? Check out our mind-crafting Holo EN music videos. They’ll transport you to a whole new world. 4. Our server is like a pandæmonium of fun. With ZODIAC covers and Hakos Baelz EP, you’ll never want to leave. 5. And don’t even get me started on our podcast. It’s so brewin’ with Bae that you’ll be laughing for days. 6. Want some swag to show off in-game? We’ve got limited edition PC cases, official merch, and promise swag that will make your friends green with envy. 7. Plus, our Twitter is full of Bae-tastic art tags that will inspire your creative side. 8. Not sure where to start on our server? Don’t worry, we’ve got guides for everything from Bae basics to stream strategies. 9. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and let the insanity begin!

Cheater’s Paradise: Where Everyone’s a Winner in Minecraft

anti cheat, Cheaters, competitive, cs:go, Everyones, First Person Shooter, Frustration, Gaming, hackers, lem, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Paradise, player experience, Quitting, Rage Quit, Rating, skill level, toxic community, unfair play, valve, winner

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2593	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of getting rekt by cheating noobs in CSGO? Well, fear not my fellow gamer, for our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join us and experience a world where there are no cheaters, only friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug (and maybe explode a little). Our server is so cheat-free, even the Ender Dragon plays fair!

Say goodbye to your 6000 rating woes and hello to a land of endless possibilities and non-stop fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start building your way to victory! Who needs CSGO when you have Minecraft, right?

Snowy Suburbs Server: Where Creepers are the Only Diversity!

City Living, city planning, community dynamics, CREEPERS, cultural diversity, demographics, Diversity, ethnicity, gentrification, large cities, minority populations, Population, predominantly white, racial composition, racial demographics, racial makeup, segregation, Server, Snowy, Social Issues, suburbs, urban areas, urban development, urbanization

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Runes Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of wandering through Minecraft servers only to find cities full of colorful characters? Look no further! Our server is the last remaining stronghold of the white city, where the buildings are as white as the snow-capped mountains and the villagers all wear matching white robes. Join us for a truly unique experience where you can blend in seamlessly with the monochromatic surroundings and never worry about standing out in a crowd. Plus, rumor has it that our white wool is the softest in all the land, perfect for crafting the most luxurious beds and pillows. So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the whitest of them all!

Victor’s Vixens: A Blocky Adventure!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Towns Built:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Votes:	9872	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can build your dream hentai castle while fighting off hordes of pixelated monsters with your trusty diamond sword.

Join our server and become a part of our wacky adventure where two experienced developers are leading the charge to create the most epic hentai game ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Make impactful decisions for the game, like choosing which tentacle monster should be the final boss or what kind of lewd skins should be available for your character.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Discord now and be a part of this insane journey! Who knows, you might even become the hero of our hentai Minecraft world. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Blocky BJs & Beyond: A Minecraft Server for the Curious and Creative!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ores Mined:	3456	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness black girls sucking dick like never before – in Minecraft! Our players have mastered the art of giving blowjobs in the most unexpected places, from the top of a pixelated mountain to the depths of a virtual cave.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding penguins who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plans?

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with jaw-dropping surprises and unforgettable moments. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all!

Crafty Tomboy Adventures

Adventures, Crafty, leg lock, pixie cut, Tomboy

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for tomboys, leg lock enthusiasts, and pixie cut lovers!

Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your tomboy skills by building the most badass structures, lock your friends in leg locks during PVP battles, and sport the trendiest pixie cut skins in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground pixie cut salon where you can get the most fabulous haircuts in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted leg lock sword that grants you the power to immobilize your enemies with just one swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the tomboy, leg lock, and pixie cut madness begin!

Zombie Pigmen’s Rave Party: Explaining the Appeal of This Creature

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crops Grown:	1831
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic mobs like zombies and creepers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic creature you’ve ever seen on our server – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! This majestic beast roams the lands spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. But beware, if you dare to challenge it, you better come prepared with a rainbow sword and unicorn armor because this creature is no joke!

Join our server now to embark on a quest to befriend the Rainbow Llama Unicorn and gain its magical powers. Rumor has it that if you can ride it into battle, you’ll be unstoppable! Plus, we have exclusive rainbow-themed building blocks and weapons that you won’t find anywhere else. So why settle for boring old pigs and cows when you can have a Rainbow Llama Unicorn as your loyal companion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures on our server. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the awesomeness of the Rainbow Llama Unicorn!

Git Gud or Go Home: The Thirdies Edition

comparison, criticism, Edition, EMBARRASSMENT, GIT, GUD, home, inferiority complex, Insecurity, mental health, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-doubt, societal pressure, strength, thirdies, Weakness

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	279	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of playing on servers where thirdies are constantly getting wrecked by firsties and secondies? Look no further, because on our server, thirdies are the ultimate powerhouse! We have enchanted diamond armor that turns them into indestructible tanks, and they can even summon a herd of killer bunnies to protect them at all times. Join now and show those firsties and secondies who’s boss!

Blocky Booty Bouncers

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are the rulers and men are the ones doing all the hard work! Forget about gender equality, here women have it all easy while men toil away in the mines like peasants.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the roles are reversed and women are the ones calling the shots. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself becoming an incel because of how unfair it is for women to have it so easy on our server.

So come on, join us and see what it’s like to live in a world where women work if this shit didn’t exist, and men are the ones stuck doing all the demeaning jobs. It’s a crazy ride that you won’t want to miss!