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Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

age, aging, aging process, emotional changes, FITNESS, health, Hitters, Hitting the Wall, male aging, Masculinity, Men, mental health, midlife crisis, Minecraft, personal growth, physical changes, psychological changes, self esteem, self-care, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Wall

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Crops Grown:	9703
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

WallHitGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP

Analysis, attraction, Behavior, Challenges, confusion, Cycles, DATING, emotions, Frustration, Girls, Hitting the Wall, introspection, Minecraft, Obstacles, patterns, Perspectives, Post-nut clarity, Psychology, relationships, smp, Timing, Understanding, WallHitGamerGirl

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8259	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. Another player tried to tame a creeper as a pet and ended up blowing up half the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco party cave where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft parodies.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decision-making, then join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s not post nut clarity, but objectively, you’ll have the time of your life for some fucking reason.

ExDisaster Minecraft SMP

bad breakup, BETRAYAL, Breakup, cheating ex, Closure, Emotional rollercoaster, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ex story, ExDisaster, exes be crazy, exes from hell, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, relationship drama, smp, starting over, toxic relationship, worst ex

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Star Shards Collected:	69
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of dealing with toxic exes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where all your exes are turned into harmless chickens that you can laugh at and throw eggs at all day long. It’s the ultimate revenge without any of the drama! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build a giant statue of your ex out of diamond blocks and then blow it up with TNT? Trust us, it’s therapeutic. So come join us and let’s make some exes regret ever messing with us in the first place!

BlockyBrothers

arrogance, Behavior, BlockyBrothers, Communication, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, growth, habits, Kindness, Listening, Men, Misogyny, reddit, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Stereotypes, STOP, Support, toxic masculinity, Understanding, wish

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
New Chunks Explored:	718030	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of other Minecraft servers being as boring as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate man cave of Minecraft! Join us if you want to stop other men from stealing your diamonds, because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond theft” policy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Slayer, who once defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Join us if you want to learn his epic battle strategies and become a Minecraft legend yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers forever!

Epic Autism EEGs Server

autism, autism research, Autism Spectrum Disorder, brain activity, brain waves, children, developmental disorders, EEG technology, EEGs, Electroencephalograms, Epic, epilepsy diagnosis, epilepsy monitoring, epilepsy risk, medical testing, neurological development, neurological disorders, neurology, pediatric health, pediatric neurology, seizure prediction, seizures, Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Villages Defended:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

so, like, imagine this: you join our server and suddenly you’re transported into a world where EEGs are like, the key to everything! like, you gotta predict epilepsy risk in children with autism spectrum disorder to, like, survive and stuff. it’s a wild ride, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with all the tools and resources you need to, like, conquer this crazy challenge. plus, there’s, like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and, like, magical creatures that only those with the power of EEGs can tame. so, like, come join us and embark on the most epic adventure of your life!

Sunburned SMP: Survival with a BIG Update & World Expansion just took a tumble! Custom Fish, Gear, and Enchants await!

Await, bedrock, big, Challenges, Community, cross-platform, Custom, Discord, Enchants, Events, Expansion, Fish, Gear, java, Minecraft, PvP, Resets, Server, Skills, smp, Sunburned, Survival, tumble, twitter, update, Whitelist, world

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Shaded Discord
TikTok	Shaded TikTok

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024!

Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log. Discover the thrill of fishing like never before with our cutting-edge Fishing Log! Marvel at the custom textures of each fish you catch, organized by rarity level, and show off your impressive collection to your friends! Be sure to accept the server resource pack for the best experience!
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots. Dive into the world of lobster fishing! Purchase your very own lobster pots from Aaron the Angler at /pond (conveniently located at /spawn). Place them in the water, bait them up, and watch as you reel in a bountiful catch to sell back to Aaron!
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena. Test your mettle against other skilled players in our exhilarating player versus player arena! Don’t worry, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded, so you can choose to participate based on your playstyle preferences.
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention. Rest easy knowing that your creations and belongings are safe and secure with our robust land claiming and grief prevention system. Build to your heart’s content without fear of interference!
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions. Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy! Purchase custom gear from the Gear Merchant at /spawn, engage in trade, earn money, and participate in exciting auctions. The possibilities are endless!
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks. Elevate your gameplay experience and showcase your dedication by earning free ranks, kits, and perks through voting! Stand out from the crowd and reap the rewards of your support!
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges. Embark on thrilling quests, participate in unforgettable events, and tackle weekly challenges that will keep you engaged and rewarded. Never experience a dull moment on Shaded!
🔮 50+ Custom Enchants. Enhance your gear with our extensive collection of over 50 unique custom enchants! From elemental powers to special abilities, these enchants add a whole new dimension to your equipment and gameplay. Discover rare and powerful combinations to become a true legend on the server!
💪 mcMMO Skills and Progression. Level up your character with the popular mcMMO plugin! Develop skills in various areas such as mining, woodcutting, fishing, and combat. Unlock powerful abilities, gain experience, and become a master in your chosen fields. Watch as your character grows stronger with every action you take!

Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players in perfect harmony. Our dedicated staff team works tirelessly to ensure that the server is regularly updated and that your feedback is heard and valued.

Don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to be a part of the most exciting Minecraft community around! Join Shaded today by simply copying and pasting this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the Shaded Minecraft server?

A: Simply enter the server IP play.shaded.gg in your Minecraft client and start your adventure!

Q: Are there any custom features on the Shaded server?

A: Yes, Shaded offers custom features such as the Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, and more!

Q: How can I protect my builds from griefing?

A: You can use the land claiming and grief prevention system on Shaded to keep your creations safe and secure.

Q: How can I earn ranks and perks on the server?

A: By voting on the server, you can earn free ranks, kits, and perks as a token of appreciation for your support!

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the Shaded server?

A: No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional, allowing you to choose whether or not to participate based on your playstyle preferences.

Hello 4chan Minecraft Server

4chan, digital activism, fake names, funny, humor, internet culture, internet humor, internet memes, internet mischief, internet pranks, internet trolling, library, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online forums, Online Petition, online petitions, Server, social media, spam script, trolling

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1527	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Astral Projections Made:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, do I have the perfect server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Our community is like no other, with players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where we prank online petitions and polls just for fun. Remember that time when we convinced the local library to move 150 meters just for kicks? Yeah, that was us.

So come on over and join the madness. Who knows what kind of outrageous stunts we’ll pull next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Ms Rachel and Elmo Minecraft SMP Link Up

Bonding, catch up, Companionship, Connection, Elmo, EXCITEMENT, Friends, friendship, get together, Happiness, Happy, joy, Keep It, Link, linked up, Meeting, Minecraft, ms rachel, need it, Rachel, reunion, smp, socializing

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	181
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as Ms Rachel and Elmo team up to create the most chaotic and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, Ms Rachel accidentally turned Elmo’s house into a giant cookie and chaos ensued as they tried to figure out how to change it back. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for them!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons every Friday night. Will you be brave enough to join in on the fun?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining and crafting. Need it or keep it? You decide!

MomKicked Minecraft Server

Boundaries, c ptsd, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional boundaries, emotional triggers, Empathy, family, generational trauma, house rules, Inheritance, living arrangements, mental health, Minecraft, MomKicked, mother-daughter relationship, personal space, self reflection, self-care, Server, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5625
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from your mom and stepdad! No more backhanded remarks about your interior decorating skills or vacuuming before 8 am. Plus, no need to worry about triggering your C-PTSD because in our world, you’re the boss!

Join us now and escape the chaos of real life for a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience. Build, explore, and relax without any judgment or unwanted advice. Trust us, it’s better than confronting your mom about her TV volume at 2 am!

CraftyTrustFundSaver

accommodation fees, aita, Best Friend, CraftyTrustFundSaver, dependant, Eviction, family, financial troubles, Generosity, Gifts, Guilt, homelessness, parents, rent money, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Stingy, student loans, trust fund, Uni fees, younger siblings

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466
Ores Mined:	5916	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where generosity is key! Just like in the real world, we believe in sharing the wealth and spreading the love. Join us and receive your virtual trust fund when you turn 18 in the game – the more you contribute, the bigger the fund!

Imagine having £20,000 in your virtual trust fund – you can treat your friends to brunch, buy them jewellery, and even help out those in need. But be careful, because just like in this crazy story, you might have friends asking you for rent money in the game too! Will you be generous like our protagonist, or will you be labeled as stingy and selfish?

Join our server now and experience the drama, the generosity, and the outrageousness of virtual trust funds in Minecraft! Who knew financial troubles could be so entertaining in a blocky world?

LuckyCraft: What’s Your Epic Moment?

Blessing, chance, Epic, Fortuitous, Fortunate, fortunate coincidence, fortunate event, fortunate occurrence, good fortune, LUCK, lucky accident, lucky break, lucky chance, lucky charm, lucky moment, lucky occurrence, lucky streak., lucky stroke, lucky twist of fate, luckycraft, moment, serendipity, stroke of luck, whats

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Crops Grown:	3775
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Have you ever accidentally mined a diamond block with a wooden pickaxe? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous luck you’ve ever had in your virtual life. From finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted gear to stumbling upon a secret village of friendly llamas, our server is a goldmine of lucky moments waiting to happen. So why wait? Join us now and prepare to have your luck levels skyrocket to infinity and beyond!

HackCraft: Kremlin Edition

Armenian cyber security, Armenian government, cyber attack, cyber criminals, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, digital warfare, Edition, foreign hackers, government cyber security, government database, HackCraft, HACKING, Information Security, international cyber attack, Kremlin, Russian cyber attack, Russian hackers

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

so like, this server is so epic, even russian hackers are trying to get in on the action! they heard about our sick builds and crazy pvp battles and just had to try and hack their way in. but don’t worry, our admin team is on it, they’re like the avengers of the minecraft world, protecting our precious server from evil hackers. join us and be part of the most intense server drama since herobrine was spotted in the nether! trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come build, fight, and laugh with us on the best server in the multiverse!