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WishCraft FunLand

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and your secret birthday wish will come true! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest? Done. Want to battle a dragon with a sword made of cheese? Easy peasy. Want to build a house made entirely of candy? Consider it done. Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks). So come join us and make all your wildest birthday wishes come true!

LostInUkraine Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE, JUST LIKE RUSSIA AND UKRAINE FIGHTING OVER SHIPS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST BATTLE FOR BLOCKS YOU’LL EVER SEE! WE’VE GOT EXPLODING PIGS, FLYING COWS, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE EPICNESS, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

DroneCraft: China-Russia Alliance

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	923674
Star Shards Collected:	272	Falling into the Void:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got China makin’ lethal attack drones for Russia! Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of dat action, amirite? Imagine flyin’ around on a drone, blowin’ up creepers and zombies like a boss! Plus, we got secret underground bases where u can hide from the feds and build ur own army of robot chickens. So come on, join da madness and let’s conquer dis Minecraft world together!

FrozenCapInfiniteTime

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the time is so wacky you’ll feel like captain america frozen in ice for eternity! who needs regular time when you can have time that goes on forever and ever and ever?! plus, our server is so lit you’ll be battling creepers and zombies like a superhero! join now and experience the never-ending frozen time madness!

PyridoxalCraft: Boosting Brains & Battling Blocks

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Villages Defended:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

haha come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for vitamin B6 to boost our brain power! forget about crafting swords and armor, we’re all about boosting brain function and memory with our special B6 supplements!

our players have reported feeling smarter and more focused after just a few hours of gameplay. we even have a secret quest where you have to defeat the evil pyridoxal phosphatase to raise your cellular B6 levels and unlock special abilities.

so if you want to level up your brain and become a minecraft genius, join us on our server today! who needs diamonds when you have B6, right? lolz!

AZPBMD: Where chaos meets simplicity – No starting over, just good old fashioned mayhem for everyone to enjoy!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Crops Grown:	5961
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door Server

Server Info
Host: dontplaythisserver.com (USE THIS TO CONNECT)
Website: https://www.azpbmd.com/

Check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!

Rules: No hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.

Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When was the server created?	The server was created in late 2019.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules are simple – no hacks and no x-ray. Only vanilla and Optifine clients are allowed.
Is the server up to date with Minecraft releases?	Yes, we stay up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases.
Is the server Bedrock compatible?	Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible.
Is there an AFK kick on the server?	No, there is no AFK kick on the server.
Is there a Vote to Win system on the server?	No, there is no Vote to Win on the server.

Ari’s Slutty Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2964	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ores Mined:	2494	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet Ari, the legendary Vaporeon who is rumored to be the most compatible Pokefemboy slut in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned a whole village into a giant cake just for laughs! Who knows what they’ll do next?

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to anger the creepers – they have a tendency to explode in the most inconvenient places!

HolyCraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons DJ with their ribcages. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but be careful, it has a tendency to turn players into giant talking carrots).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons everywhere)! Trust us, once you experience the chaos and hilarity of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular Minecraft server again.

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to flex your virtual muscles and show off your building skills!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures, exploring hidden dungeons, and conquering epic quests. But wait, there’s more – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items just waiting to be discovered!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a giant chicken into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal companion. Yes, you heard that right – a freaking dragon!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

AuntieSnapDeleteCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama and petty Facebook comments? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about your aunt’s passive-aggressive behavior!

On our server, you can build epic structures with your new virtual family of players who actually appreciate you. No more last-minute babysitting requests or awkward family gatherings – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can hang out with your brother’s kids in pixelated form. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with virtual nieces and nephews?

So say goodbye to family feuds and hello to a world of blocky adventures on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with your aunt’s Facebook comments.