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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 8097 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 162 | Mines Excavated: | 2105 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
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