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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 1769 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is pink and the pigs fly! we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
rumor has it that if you find the secret underground dungeon, you’ll meet a talking cow who will teach you how to do the moonwalk while riding a chicken.
our server is so lit that even Nicole Kidman tried to join, but she couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our pixelated world. her last name contains two lies because she never actually played on our server – what a noob!
so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft world where anything is possible? let’s get crafting, baby!
