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Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
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Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
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