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CuntHeight Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of towering over all the women in your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, all the women are a whopping 5ft tall! No more neck strain from looking down at your fellow players, now you can feel like a giant among men (and women)!

Join our server for the chance to participate in our annual “Shortest Player Wins” competition, where the player who can build the tallest tower of blocks while crouching wins a prize fit for a Minecraft king (or queen)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of tiny villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your tallest stack of dirt blocks. Who knew being short could have so many perks in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why being 5ft tall in Minecraft is the new height of gaming excellence!

HangryCraft

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday plans, Communication, compromise, dietary needs, dietary restrictions, food intolerance, HangryCraft, health concerns, meal options, multiple locations, relationship conflict, Respect, restaurant choice, restaurant experience, restaurant menu, side dish, spicy food, ulcerative colitis, Understanding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Crops Grown:	2717
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food choices! Unlike some spicy restaurants, we cater to all dietary needs, even if you have a fiery condition like ulcerative colitis.

Join us and feast on a virtual buffet of delicious pixelated treats, from cake to carrots, without any risk to your health. Our server is a spicy-free zone, so you can game without the pain.

Don’t let your girlfriend’s love for spicy food hold you back from enjoying a meal in Minecraft paradise. Come join us and build your way to a happy, healthy belly! Remember, in our world, the only flames you’ll encounter are from a cozy campfire.

PrayCraft SMP: OMG, Please Let Me Find Diamonds!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	2997	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, intense parkour challenges that will test your skills to the limit, and hilarious pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So why wait? Join our SMP now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of derpiness that grants you the power to turn into a flying pig!

MineMotiv8rCraft

Accountability, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, discipline, DRIVE, encouragement, Focus, goals, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, MineMotiv8rCraft, motivation, Passion, perseverance, personal development, positivity, self improvement, success, Support

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Runes Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of dancing creepers. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a herd of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? Yeah, you heard me right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCossacks

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCossacks, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic progress, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military conflict, military strategy, ongoing crisis, peace negotiations, peace talks, regional stability, russia, security concerns, ukraine war, united nations, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so, liek, u know how ukraine is all up in arms with russia and stuff? well, on our minecraft server, u can totally be a peacekeeper and stop the war with ur epic building skills! u can build giant peace signs and rainbow bridges to bring harmony to the land! plus, u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers at any baddies who try to start trouble. join now and help bring peace to our minecraft world, cuz zelenskyy said it’s closer to the end than we think! let’s do this, gamers!

Baby Aggro Bootcamp

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

LOLZZZ, SO, dis server be like da gut microbiome of Minecraft servers, all crazy and wild! Join us and get ready to unleash your inner aggression, just like dem mice who got a gut bacteria transplant from human babies! We got genes changing left and right, makin’ you the most aggressive player in da game! Come on, join us and let’s see who’s gonna be da king of da aggression in dis wacky Minecraft world!

Dumbass Movies Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4211
Void Gems Collected:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mines Excavated:	2584
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Tired of trying to decide which dumbass movie to watch? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole theater dedicated to playing the most ridiculous and nonsensical movies you can imagine! From a rom-com about a man falling in love with a sentient banana to a horror flick where the killer is a talking toaster, we’ve got it all. Join our server and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off as you watch these cinematic masterpieces with your fellow players. Who needs Netflix when you have our server’s movie theater? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted) by the sheer stupidity of our movie selection!

””Spooky October Crash Minecraft SMP””

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Mines Excavated:	1891	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and watch as the market sentiment flips faster than a pancake on a hot griddle! Our server is so lit, even the September unemployment statistics are coming to check it out on October 4th. Rumor has it, the zombies and creepers are forming a union to demand better working conditions in our virtual world. So come join us and be a part of this wild ride where even the mobs are getting in on the action!

KarmaCraft SMP – Believed it!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6804	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	929
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us if you want to experience the chaos and madness of a server where karma is the ultimate dictator.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of angry llamas comes charging at you because you accidentally punched one of their friends. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face because you forgot to say “please” before opening it.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have epic events like llama races, diamond hunting competitions, and even a weekly dance-off where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for a day.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and unpredictable, come join us and see if karma is truly on your side!

Hate-loved Craft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Buildings Constructed:	32
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of pretending to like something just to fit in? Well, on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your weird quirks and unpopular opinions! Hate puppies? We’ve got a special “no dogs allowed” zone just for you. Can’t stand pizza? We’ve banned it from our virtual world (sorry, not sorry). Join us and let your true self shine in all its unapologetically weird glory!

CraftyRevengeIran

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Emeralds Found:	7999	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Enchantments Applied:	169
New Chunks Explored:	81544	Crops Grown:	8319

Join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and madness! We got llamas wearing top hats and chickens doing the cha-cha slide. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Sweden is accusing Iran of sending text messages about it. That’s right, folks. We’re so popular that countries are getting involved. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next?

So come on down and join the fun! Build a giant statue of a potato or ride a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless on this wacky Minecraft server. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas. They’re always up to something.