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CuntHeight Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Animals Bred:	146

Are you tired of towering over all the women in your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, all the women are a whopping 5ft tall! No more neck strain from looking down at your fellow players, now you can feel like a giant among men (and women)!

Join our server for the chance to participate in our annual “Shortest Player Wins” competition, where the player who can build the tallest tower of blocks while crouching wins a prize fit for a Minecraft king (or queen)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of tiny villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your tallest stack of dirt blocks. Who knew being short could have so many perks in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why being 5ft tall in Minecraft is the new height of gaming excellence!

EmergencyLanez420

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8511	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!

City Survival: Where You’ll Wish Creepers Were the Only Danger

cave, city, claims protection, CREEPERS, danger, destroyed city, Discord, dynamic, frequent restarts, helper recruitment, Helpers, inactive claims, ip address, ironed out, minimal claims protection, New server, ruins, server suggestions, small map, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Youll

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	203	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57

Server Overview:

Server Features	Destroyed city setting
Map Size	2.5k distance
Claims Protection	Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Helpers Needed	Looking for helpers and suggestions
Server Restarts	Frequent restarts as things are ironed out

FAQ

Question	Answer
How big is the map?	The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay
Is there claims protection?	Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Are helpers needed?	Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions
How often are server restarts?	There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

collab, dehumanizing, Doki, doxxdiscord, Evidences, Filipino, Flag, gotta be honest, Harassment, hololive girls, holos, holostar, HonestCraft, Int, Language, Minecraft, Mint, nousagi, philippinedepressed, Screenshot, SEAnigger, Server, shitpost, Vietnamese, vtubermemes

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with SEA-niggers on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is SEA-nigger free! That’s right, no more dealing with those pesky trolls from the Philippines who ruin the fun for everyone else.

Join our server for a peaceful and troll-free gaming experience. Our community is made up of only the most honorable players who just want to have a good time without being harassed by SEA-niggers.

Plus, we have exclusive collabs with Hololive girls and Holostars that you won’t find anywhere else. Our server is so exclusive, even our football coach wouldn’t dare insult you by calling you a “seanigger.”

So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. You won’t regret it!

CreepyCraft SMP – AmICreepinMinecraft

AmICreepinMinecraft, Creep Grooming Non-sexual Propaganda Reddit Discord /pol/ Impressionable Adult Trust Manipulation Indoctrinate Teenager Brainwashed Trolling Funny Lesson Internet safety Obsession Trust issues, creepycraft, smp

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Villages Defended:	5
Emeralds Found:	6380	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of manipulation and mind games, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we promise, no actual grooming here, eww gross).

Imagine finding an impressionable kid on Reddit or Discord and convincing them to do the most ridiculous things, like spending all their diamonds on a dirt house or starting a cult dedicated to mining obsidian. It’s all about teaching them a lesson in trusting strangers on the internet, but in the most outrageous way possible.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where trolling is an art form and manipulation is the name of the game, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we swear)!

SisterSpoiledGrowUpCraft

adult responsibilities, adulting, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, growing up, jobless sister, lazy sibling, middle child, older sister, parenting challenges, sibling conflict, sibling jealousy, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisterSpoiledGrowUpCraft, spoiled sibling, toxic family dynamics, Younger Brother

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8150	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life siblings like the ones in this story! Join us for a wild adventure filled with outrageous quests and insane builds.

Looking for a place where you won’t be yelled at for dating before your sister? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their relationship status or sibling rivalry.

Join us and build a virtual world where lazy siblings don’t exist, and where you can focus on creating the life you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our server, where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players exploring new realms?

So come on, join us today and leave the real-world sibling drama behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can thrive, even if they’re a little rude sometimes. See you in the game!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft SMP

advice, Best advice, CraftyAdvice, encouragement, guidance, helpful advice, inspirational advice, life advice, life lessons, life tips, mentor advice, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivational advice, personal growth, positive influence, self improvement, smp, Support, valuable advice, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3997
Farms Harvested:	749	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Void Armor Forged:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to receive the best advice of your life! Our wise and all-knowing admins will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures with nuggets of wisdom that will blow your mind. Need to know how to build the ultimate diamond castle? Ask our resident architect who once built a skyscraper out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Want to know the secret to taming a wild llama? Our animal whisperer will reveal all, including the shocking tale of how they once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your Minecraft game and your life at the same time!

CraftyTravelz

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with mind-bending landscapes and creatures that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us for the chance to travel to the mystical land of Blocktopia, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Explore the depths of the Nether, where you’ll encounter dancing skeletons and lava waterfalls. And don’t forget to visit the End, where you can battle the fearsome Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers unique travel experiences like time-traveling to the prehistoric era to ride dinosaurs or journeying to a futuristic city where robots rule the world. So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

TriathlonCraft Minecraft Server

athletes, Competition, concerns, contamination, DELAY, Environmental, Event, France, health, Men’s Olympic, Minecraft, Paris, Pollution, POSTPONED, rescheduled, Safety, seine, Server, sports, summer games, triathlon, TriathlonCraft, water quality

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Star Shards Collected:	160
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

so like, u know how the olympics r like, a big deal and stuff? well, this one time in paris, they had to postpone the men’s triathlon cuz the water in the seine was like, super gross. like, imagine swimming in a pool of slime, ew. but hey, if u wanna avoid swimming in gross water and have a blast, come join our minecraft server! we got clean water and no gross slime, just epic adventures and building stuff. plus, u might even run into a creeper who’s training for the creeper olympics, watch out for those sneaky little guys! so come join us and leave the gross water behind, cuz on our server, the only thing u gotta worry about is not getting blown up by a creeper!

MaliCraft: Al Qaeda’s Revenge

Africa, al-qaeda, BRANCH, CASUALTIES, Conflict, extremist group, foreign fighters, global terrorism, Insurgency, international news, Killed, Mali, Malian soldiers, MaliCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Qaedas, Revenge, Russian mercenaries, security threat, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Towns Built:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Al Qaeda branch members killin’ Russian mercenaries and Malian soldiers left and right! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bombs. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, you’ll be slayin’ fools like a pro in no time. So come on down and join the madness, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a TNT trap, then you might regret it a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, amirite?

MuggleMysteryCraft

90s, Adventure, Chamber of Secrets, deathly hallows, Disappearance, FANTASY, Fiction, goblet of fire, Half-Blood Prince, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, j k rowling, MAGICAL, MuggleMysteryCraft, Muggles, Mystery, Order Of The Phoenix, prisoner of azkaban, Sorcerer’s Stone, true crime podcast, wizard

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1414	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wizarding dreams like harry potter but without the muggles ruining everything. in our server, u can cast spells, ride broomsticks, and battle dragons all day long.

we even have a secret chamber of secrets where u can unlock rare treasures and meet giant spiders that are surprisingly friendly.

if u join our server, u will be transported to a magical world where anything is possible, even turning ur enemies into frogs or summoning a herd of unicorns to ride into battle.

so come join us and experience the ultimate wizarding adventure that will make u forget all about those pesky muggles and their true crime podcasts.