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Players: |
104/200 |
Votes: |
5951 |
Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: |
7 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: |
5 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: |
1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: |
2 |
Animals Bred: |
17 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: |
35 |
Potions Brewed: |
190 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: |
1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: |
2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: |
0 |
Magical Moments Shared: |
13 |
Heroic Legacies Created: |
6 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: |
2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: |
1 |
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