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Crafty Cavemen: Where Modern Men Prove Their Patheticness

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3205	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of modern men being total wimps? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner caveman! Build massive fortresses, hunt for your own food, and show off your survival skills in a world where only the strongest survive.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will test your limits. From dodging lava pits to battling hordes of zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden somewhere on our server. Find it and you’ll become the ultimate warrior, feared by all who dare to challenge you.

So why waste your time with weaklings when you can join our server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be? Join now and show the world what a real man looks like!

Minecraft Madness: Genshin Edition – Join the chaos at /gig/ server!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Void Armor Forged:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We throw the wildest parties in the Nether!

2. Our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated Herobrine not once, but twice. They’re basically Minecraft gods.

3. We have secret codes that unlock hidden treasures in the game. Just like in Genshin Impact, but way cooler because it’s in Minecraft.

4. Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, Barbara. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to kick some blocky butt.

5. Our weapon banner includes Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst) and Freedom-Sworn (Sword). These weapons are so powerful, they can slice through obsidian like butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your pickaxe shattered by the sheer awesomeness of it all.

Anon’s Anti-Social Minecraft Madness

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles with zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Shower of Mystical Enlightenment, where players can cleanse their souls and gain superhuman powers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get showering together!

EmbarrassedCraft – Where Crap Shows are Welcome! LOL

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cringe harder than watching your old favorite anime, Oreigaru? Look no further! Our server is like the OG Gundam of Minecraft servers – outdated and full of awkward moments. But don’t worry, we’ve got pacing issues like DBZ to keep things interesting. Join us for a constant stream of second-hand embarrassment and questionable quotes that will make you rethink your life choices. Who needs Rent a girlfriend when you can have a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming? Join us now for a cringe-worthy experience you won’t soon forget!

ChudCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist a dance-off!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	2232	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to The Troonslayer, where the only thing more epic than our battles is our sense of humor! Join us on this wild ride through a world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join The Troonslayer, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens and talking pigs. They laughed so hard that they forgot they were in the middle of a battle with a horde of zombies! That’s the kind of wacky fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary Troonslayer himself, a player so skilled that he once defeated a dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.

So come join us at The Troonslayer for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have non-stop laughs and epic moments? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, our llama rodeo every Saturday is not to be missed!

Crafty Ricecels: Where Killing White People is Just a Game (No Terrorists Allowed!)

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Votes:	2132	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner warrior and show off your patriotism in the most honorable way possible? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become a ricecel samurai, ready to take down white people and bring glory to your people. Engage in epic battles, build your own empire, and show the world what true patriotism looks like. Who needs terrorist attacks when you have the skills of a samurai at your disposal?

So why wait? Join our server now and let the ricecel revolution begin! Just remember, killing wh*Te people is not only allowed, it’s encouraged. Embrace your inner warrior and let the Minecraft madness begin!

NekoCraft – Where Japanese indie vtubers mine and create chaos in pixelated worlds!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to Lumia! The most obscure and hopeful Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Are you tired of the mainstream servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, look no further because /indie/ is here to save the day!

Join us on Lumia and shill your most obscure oshis! Save all the 2views and platform smaller companies beyond the scope of the catalog. We’re all about supporting the underdogs in the Minecraft world!

Previous players have reported finding rare diamonds in the most unexpected places, encountering mysterious creatures that no one has ever seen before, and even stumbling upon secret hidden realms filled with untold treasures. Who knows what adventures await you on Lumia?

So come join us on Lumia and experience Minecraft like never before! Who needs mainstream when you can have indie? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2457	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of trans women who have taken over the gaming world and are here to slay (literally). So if you’re looking for a server where you can be your fabulous self and conquer virtual worlds with style, look no further. Join us now and let’s show the world that trans women can dominate in videogames too!

Minecraft Madness: The Mandingo Edition

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers is the timeline! Join us as we navigate through crazy events like Iran threatening to attack in 48 hours. Who knows, maybe CERN changed the timeline again and this is all just a glitch in the matrix. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast building and surviving with us before the world potentially ends in 2 days. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some apocalyptic fun!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness – Join the DDG Crew for Epic Adventures!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3253
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492	Votes:	6460
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in existence! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so back, bros, you won’t believe it! We’re like a time machine taking you back to the golden age of Minecraft.

2. We have an official Capcom survey… for some reason. Who knows, maybe they’ll drop some exclusive Minecraft skins for us to enjoy.

3. Patch notes? We’ve got ’em! Stay up to date on all the latest changes in our Minecraft world, because you never know when they’ll nerf the diamond pickaxe.

4. Ever heard of Dragon’s Dogma 2? Yeah, neither have we. But we have a whole section dedicated to it on our server. Who knows, maybe we’ll build a giant pawn tower in honor of it.

5. Want your pawn hired? Of course you do! Join our server and become the pawn master, with pawns for hire as far as the eye can see.

6. And let’s not forget about our wiki. Need to know how to craft a diamond chestplate? Check the wiki. Want to know the best way to defeat the Ender Dragon? Check the wiki. Need a good laugh? Check the wiki, because we’ve got some hilarious memes in there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the most insane, hilarious, and epic community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.