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Red Alert Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, “The Clock is Ticking,” things are anything but boring!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to race against time to complete crazy challenges like building a roller coaster in 10 minutes or hunting down a rare pink sheep before it disappears forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a mysterious time-traveling llama who will grant you special powers if you can solve his riddles. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask the llama nicely and you might just get your wish!

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, once you join “The Clock is Ticking,” you’ll never want to leave!

BroCraft: NoCharity4Bro – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic teammates stealing your epi pens!

Join us and leave behind the pick-me, racist, and narcissistic players of the past. Our server is a safe space for all, where you won’t have to worry about anyone exploiting your brother’s quirks for their own amusement.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures and fun times. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not drama!

MilliMinecraftSMPRich!

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If you inherited a million dollars on our Minecraft SMP, you could finally afford to buy that diamond armor you’ve been eyeing in the virtual marketplace! Imagine strutting around spawn in your blinged-out gear, flexing on all the other players who are still rocking leather armor. Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a secret billionaire who will reward the richest player with a real-life mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start grinding for that sweet, sweet pixelated cash!

BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds

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Are you tired of guys who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with master builders who can create entire cities out of pixelated blocks! Join us and find your perfect blocky match who knows how to impress with their redstone skills and diamond armor. Say goodbye to guys who can’t even find their way out of a cave, and hello to players who can conquer the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind their back. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you see what our players can do in the world of Minecraft!

EconBomb Minecraft Server

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time bomb at the heart of our economy! it’s like a russian roulette but with blocks and creepers!

we got economists running around trying to defuse the bomb while you build your epic base and fight off zombies and skeletons.

join now for a chance to be the hero who saves the economy and becomes the richest player on the server! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

MacronCraft: No Arms for Israel

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, a french president up in here who’s all, like, “yo, let’s put an arms embargo on Israel, dude!” and we’re all, like, “whaaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but, like, it’s all good cuz we’re just here to build some sick builds and have a blast, ya feel? come join us for some epic fun and maybe even some political drama, who knows? just come on down and let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Wish for More Genies – Minecraft

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hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better listen up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow bridges leading to candy land, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

but wait, there’s more! we got talking animals that can teach u how to do backflips and somersaults in the air! we even have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour on the hour.

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, then how about this: we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where u can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! and if u’re lucky, u might even find a magic lamp that grants u unlimited wishes.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let the adventure begin! who knows what crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!

Chaos in Vanilla Land: Where Creepers Go Boom Boom and Players Go Zoom Zoom!

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Anarchy Server Name	Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)
IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Overview:

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. This classic anarchy server has no plugins, no rules, and no resets, giving you the ultimate freedom to play however you want.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How long has the server been up?	Answer: The server has been up for 3 years.
Question: What can I do on the server?	Answer: You can engage in classical survival, grief, build, explore with friends, and essentially do anything without any restrictions.
Question: Is there any kind of moderation or rules on the server?	Answer: No, the server has no rules or moderation, allowing you complete freedom to play as you wish.
Question: Can I form teams or collaborate with other players?	Answer: Yes, you can join the server’s Discord to find teams and collaborate with other players for your adventures.

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cake (but beware of the killer cupcakes)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant zombie chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Until Dawn Remake Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken riding a pig. That’s right, our server is so wacky that even the animals are getting in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing skeletons. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of bony buddies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a group of werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a furry convention gone wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see just how wrong things can go in the best possible way!

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ores Mined:	2490
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ores Mined:	4549	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mines Excavated:	1416

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Farms Harvested:	769	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Potions Brewed:	46	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Towns Built:	4

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Towns Built:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dragons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Exclusive hated child Minecraft Servers

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FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions