| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 8544 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 648248 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 5939 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Akira Toriyama has already faced the trial of Great King Enma, his own creation from Dragon Ball Z. Can you imagine the drama and suspense? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where we pray for good tiding with King Taizan and hope for the best outcome for Akira Toriyama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness his reincarnation in real-time! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 6440 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9313 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky? Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players who dare to enter are met with challenges beyond their wildest dreams. Some say that those who conquer the dungeon emerge as legends, while others are never seen again.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, anything can happen when success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 8444 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 99 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 8134 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where the pigs are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So come on, join us on our server and let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous adventure at a time!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6488 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our shaman class also allows you to communicate with the spirits of the Minecraft world, who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will be able to mine entire mountains with a single swing!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate shaman warrior, ready to conquer the Minecraft world with your insane powers and wacky adventures. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9146 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 2091 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 90 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 5571 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 115 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a creeper DJ.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any enemy in your path.
So, why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the wildest, most insane Minecraft journey of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if it’s autism or just pure awesomeness!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4931 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 478508 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-fag Bigfoot, you’ll win a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.
So come join us on our fag-tastic Minecraft server and let your rainbow flag fly high!
