KinoCraft – The Perfect Housewife Minecraft Server with a Shenmue Twist! Join Now for LOLs and High Traffic Fun!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old missions and tasks? Well, look no further, because our server is as epic as Shenmue 3 and as perfect as Shenhua as a housewife! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs dance, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamond swords grow on trees. We promise you’ll never be bored with our endless adventures and quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

CraftyMuslims – a LOLzy Minecraft server where politics and jokes collide! Join now for non-stop fun! 🤣🕋

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	327	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Potions Brewed:	181
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we take seriously is having a good time! Want to know why Muslims can’t take a joke politically? Well, that’s because our server is so funny that even the most serious of players will be rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have a pig flying competition every Tuesday), creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals, and our resident villager, Steve, is running for president (because why not?).

So if you’re looking for a server where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks, then come join us! Just be warned, our sense of humor may be contagious – but hey, laughter is the best medicine, right?

Cavern SMP VS Hypixel

adventure-filled, boundless creativity, Cavern SMP, community-driven, Custom Plugins, Diverse, dynamic challenges, Earth, earth mc, enjoyable gaming experience, friendly community, Hardcore, immersive gameplay, Innovative, interactive events, LGBT friendly, LifeSteal, minecraft network, prospering, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny, Unique, Vanilla, virtual world

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Potions Brewed:	73
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Comparison Table

Criteria	Hypixel	Cavern SMP
Community Size	Large player base with millions of active players	Smaller community with a focus on quality over quantity
Gamemodes	Offers a wide variety of gamemodes such as Skyblock, Bedwars, and more	Mainly focuses on SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC, and SkyBlock
Quality of Gameplay	Highly polished gameplay experience with custom plugins and features	Provides a unique and innovative gameplay experience
Special Features	Constant updates, events, and mini-games	LGBT friendly environment, emphasis on player experience

FAQ

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base with millions of active players.

What gamemodes does each server offer?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of gamemodes such as Skyblock, Bedwars, and more. Cavern SMP mainly focuses on SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC, and SkyBlock.

Which server provides a higher quality gameplay experience?

Both servers offer a high-quality gameplay experience, with Hypixel having custom plugins and features, while Cavern SMP provides a unique and innovative gameplay experience.

What special features does each server have?

Hypixel constantly updates with events and mini-games, while Cavern SMP is known for being an LGBT friendly environment and emphasizing the player experience.

CraftyMiners – Noobs Welcome on Minecraft’s Coolest Server! Join now for epic adventures!

#CarDatabase, #Eternalpadretimeline, #FMWeekly, #ForzaGeneral, #MapGuide, #MusicStations, #OPtemplate, #VideoRecaps, Adventures, clubs, Communication, Community, COOLEST, CraftyMiners, Discord, emulation, Epic, forza, gameplay, Join, Media, Minecrafts, Noobs, Rivals, Server, Support, Xbox

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Void Gems Collected:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us on this wild adventure to the next dimension where eternal padre timelines await you.

Looking for some club action? We’ve got the “4cvg” club in FH4 and the legendary “4ch” club in FH5 – none in FM though, sorry to disappoint. But fear not, our communication channels will keep you entertained with lobby chat on the Xbox App and Discord discussions where you can ask for invites and share your gaming triumphs.

Rivals, ah yes, the thrill of the competition! Our FM Weekly starts every Sunday at 16:00 UTC, so mark your calendars and get ready to crush your opponents. And don’t forget to check out our community news and support pages for all the latest updates and assistance.

Emulation, gameplay, media – we’ve got it all! From FM and FH5 card databases to interactive maps and video recaps, our server is a treasure trove of gaming goodness. Need a break from all the action? Kick back and relax with our music stations for the ultimate chill vibes.

So why wait? Dive into the madness with us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters await you in this epic journey through the unknown. See you on the other side, fellow gamers!

The Real SMP: Where Spleef is serious, but parkour is just for laughs! Join now for chaos and fun with active staff and no claims!

Active, anti cheat, Chaos, Claims, Community, design, Discord, Event Hub, Fun, Gaming, Giveaways, Hacker, Ip:, Items, Join, laughs, Minigames, Parkour, Play, Protection, real, Secure, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shop, smp, Spawn, Spleef, Staff, Vanilla Plus, Website

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	103	Star Shards Collected:	273
Void Gems Collected:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	6052	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

The Real SMP Minecraft Server

Features	Description
	Server runs continuously with strong anti-cheat system
Player Shops	Create and design your own shop to sell items
Spawn Protection	Protected spawn area with permissions for building
Giveaways	Regular giveaways for players
Vanilla Plus	Choose between Vanilla or Semi-Vanilla gameplay
Event Hub	In-built network with fun minigames

FAQ

Why should I join The Real SMP server?

Your gaming needs are met with our stable and secure server. Join a vibrant community and enjoy features like player shops, spawn protection, giveaways, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join by using the IP: mc.therealsmp.com

Where can I find more information about the server?

Visit our website at therealsmp.com and join our Discord server here.

BoomerCraft: Your 28-Year-Old Self’s Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

28YearOld, 28yo, adulting, Adventure, age, BoomerCraft, Emotional rollercoaster, experiences, feeling old, growing up, habits, Life Changes, life stages, Maturity, Milestones, Minecraft, nostalgic, personal growth, reality check, self pleasure, self-acceptance, Selfs, staying young, still jerking off, tfw, Ultimate

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6056	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of adulting with no time for fun? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and slay dragons like it’s your full-time job!

Feeling a little lost and confused in life? Don’t worry, we have a dedicated team of virtual therapists ready to help you navigate through your quarter-life crisis while you slay cows and sheep for fun!

And if you’re worried about hitting that big 3-0 milestone, fear not! Our server has a fountain of youth built in where you can bathe in magical potions and reverse the aging process! Say goodbye to wrinkles and gray hairs, and hello to endless days of pixelated fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of adulthood! Let’s build a world where age is just a number and the only limit is your imagination!

Welcome to Primal Carrot! Where weapons are made of vegetables and the economy is as stable as a carrot’s root system.

Beta Phase, carrot, Carrots, Claims, Community, Custom Enchants, custom weapons, Developmental., Discord, Economy, Furniture, Hierarchy, Items, Lifestyle-plugins, Mods, new, Plants, Players, primal, Root, Server, smp, Social, Stable, System, Towns, VEGETABLES, weapons, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
New Chunks Explored:	774339	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Primal Craft SMP
Launch Date	07/04/2024
Features	Custom enchants, weapons, armor, plants, furniture, claims, lifestyle-plugins
Community	Active player-base, forming towns

FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is un-whitelisted.

Q: What can players expect on Primal Craft SMP?

A: Custom enchants, weapons, armor, plants, furniture, claims, and other lifestyle-plugins to enhance gameplay.

Q: Can players suggest changes or additions to the server?

A: Yes, the server is in a developmental beta phase and players are encouraged to provide input on the server’s direction.

Q: How can I join the server’s community and stay connected?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/YE2BDuj to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

BannedByMods – The Most Hardcore Minecraft Server Where Mods Don’t Give a (Censored) About Banning Recurring Offenders!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8978
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft server where our mods don’t give a hoot about banning those pesky recurring shitposters! They’re too busy chasing after the elusive diamond ores to worry about enforcing rules. And don’t even get me started on announcing sage, that’s a one-way ticket to ban town!

In protest, we’ve decided to flood the server with cute frogs to show those pesky mods who’s boss. They may try to reign us in, but we’ll just hop on over to another server and keep the meme alive. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make some ribbiting memories on our insane Minecraft server!

Just Vanilla MC

11 years, Community, Discord, Events, gsWcJWw, Just Vanilla MC, Live Map, Map, map.justvanillamc.com, Minecraft, Play, play.justvanillamc.com, Server, smp, strictly vanilla, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla based, weekend events, weekly events

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5510	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Enchantments Applied:	156	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.com

JustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 11 years.

Join our discord

https://discord.gg/gsWcJWw

Live mapmap.justvanillamc.com/

play.justvanillamc.com

Tank Top & Shorts’ Epic Minecraft Adventures: Golden Set Challenge Server!

#workout, Active, Adventures, athletic wear, athleticism, challenge, determination, Epic, Exercise, fashion, fit, FITNESS, Golden, healthy, Lifestyle, Minecraft, motivation, self improvement, Server, set, shorts, strength, Style, TANK, tank top, Top, wear

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Items Found:	4785	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9665
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server where only the most buff and stylish players can survive! Join us if you think you have what it takes to rock the golden tank top and shorts that are rumored to give you super strength and agility. Legend has it that only those truly worthy can harness the power of this epic outfit and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter crazy challenges like battling giant chickens, racing against speeding creepers, and even facing off against a boss mob made entirely of diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on these ridiculous quests and emerge victorious?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, look no further! Join us and see if you have what it takes to don the golden tank top and shorts and conquer the craziest challenges Minecraft has to offer. Oh, and did we mention there’s a secret disco party hidden somewhere on the server? Get ready to dance your blocky butt off!

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