Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel like you bought 3 PS Vitas and a PSTV! Our server is like the PS Vita of the gaming world – full of poor decisions, lack of games, and a touchpad that no one likes. But hey, at least we don’t charge $2 per gigabyte for memory cards!
Join us for the ultimate uphill battle for good press, just like the PS Vita faced with its expensive games and lackluster graphics. And don’t worry, our server won’t get you into any lawsuits for false advertising – we promise we can’t play PS2 games either.
So grab your virtual pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Who needs a touchpad when you have endless possibilities for building and exploring? Plus, we’re way cheaper than a PS Vita – we’ll even pay you $50 to join (just kidding, we won’t actually pay you).
So come on, join us and experience the train wreck of fun that is our Minecraft server. Just remember, even if you bought 3 PS Vitas, you’ll still have a better time here!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, look no further because 17481 Nintendo is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player who stumbled upon 17481 Nintendo. Little did they know, this server was not like any other. As soon as they logged in, they were greeted by a talking sheep who offered them a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But beware, for the pickaxe was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were armed with enchanted swords!
But that’s not all, folks! On 17481 Nintendo, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of zombie villagers, and even participate in epic build battles where the winner gets a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: golden apple may or may not be real).
So what are you waiting for? Join 17481 Nintendo today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming experience you never knew you needed!
Join our server and you’ll be able to emulate up to Ps2 games while building your very own virtual world. Why settle for just building houses and farms when you can also relive your favorite childhood games in Minecraft?
Not sure which emulator to choose? Well, let us tell you a little secret – our server has a magical potion that enhances the performance of any emulator you choose. So whether you go with Odin 2 or Retroid 4, you’ll have the best gaming experience of your life.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Minecraft players who have mastered the art of building pixel art using only their toes. Join us and become a part of this exclusive club – who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure they’ve been guarding for centuries.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with giant mushrooms and talking cows. They were so amazed by the wonders they found that they never wanted to leave!
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, duel with a sword-wielding panda, and discover a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our 17373 nintendoMinecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!
Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing so hard your diamond armor falls off? Look no further! Our server is like the love child of Willy Wonka and Herobrine, with games that will make you feel like you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha.
Join us for epic battles in the Nether where the mobs have formed their own boy band and are serenading you with their hits like “Zombie Love” and “Creeper’s Delight”. Or take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees tell dad jokes and the mushrooms throw wild raves every night.
And don’t even get us started on our Project X Zone thread. It’s like a never-ending party where you can team up with your favorite Minecraft characters and take on quests that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game.
So come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.
The owner of the server “2Dimensions 2Dimensions” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
Terra Mater is a Towny Survival Server using a 1:500 scale map of planet Earth!
You arrive at Vallar, who are looking for adventurers like you to help explore, settle and prosper in the newly discovered world named ‘Earth’.
Complete quests to earn cash, items, and access to certain features! Player warps available!
The economy is player-driven, and it encouraged that players buy and sell from each other, as the market prices in Vallar are expensive.
Just a shop based pvp server, you get a basic kit, get diamonds on kills and emeralds from generators, you can covert each one to the other.
Buy items with your diamonds and emeralds to get better and more powerfull and have fun.
We are a Pixelmon: Reforged server. We noticed that a lot of other Pixelmon servers had one thing in common: They all would influence Pay to Win behavior. Here in Chillin’ SMP, we proudly say that you and other players won’t have to spend anything to get ahead! If we do add such an option, it would help the whole server at the time, rather than just the individual.
On Chillin’ SMP, we plan on aiming higher! We still are making them and such, and are looking for more individuals who would like to provide a bit of a challenge! Or perhaps you would want to challenge them instead? In this world, it’s up to you, and we hope you’ll find what you’re looking for!
Don’t forget to also join in on the discord! We’re pretty active there when we hang out!
A throwback to old school no frills Minecraft. Raw survival without all the bells and whistles and everything given to players on a silver platter. We are a new java server based on the FunWorld MCPE server going strong since 2014. A work in progress, but feel free to come and play Survival and get started early.
We are a collaborative, creative and innovative Spanish-speaking community, find adventure companions, game guides and a lot of fun immersed in an open world where you can express your ideas and leave your mark