Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel like you bought 3 PS Vitas and a PSTV! Our server is like the PS Vita of the gaming world – full of poor decisions, lack of games, and a touchpad that no one likes. But hey, at least we don’t charge $2 per gigabyte for memory cards!
Join us for the ultimate uphill battle for good press, just like the PS Vita faced with its expensive games and lackluster graphics. And don’t worry, our server won’t get you into any lawsuits for false advertising – we promise we can’t play PS2 games either.
So grab your virtual pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Who needs a touchpad when you have endless possibilities for building and exploring? Plus, we’re way cheaper than a PS Vita – we’ll even pay you $50 to join (just kidding, we won’t actually pay you).
So come on, join us and experience the train wreck of fun that is our Minecraft server. Just remember, even if you bought 3 PS Vitas, you’ll still have a better time here!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, look no further because 17481 Nintendo is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player who stumbled upon 17481 Nintendo. Little did they know, this server was not like any other. As soon as they logged in, they were greeted by a talking sheep who offered them a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But beware, for the pickaxe was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were armed with enchanted swords!
But that’s not all, folks! On 17481 Nintendo, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of zombie villagers, and even participate in epic build battles where the winner gets a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: golden apple may or may not be real).
So what are you waiting for? Join 17481 Nintendo today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming experience you never knew you needed!
Join our server and you’ll be able to emulate up to Ps2 games while building your very own virtual world. Why settle for just building houses and farms when you can also relive your favorite childhood games in Minecraft?
Not sure which emulator to choose? Well, let us tell you a little secret – our server has a magical potion that enhances the performance of any emulator you choose. So whether you go with Odin 2 or Retroid 4, you’ll have the best gaming experience of your life.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Minecraft players who have mastered the art of building pixel art using only their toes. Join us and become a part of this exclusive club – who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure they’ve been guarding for centuries.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with giant mushrooms and talking cows. They were so amazed by the wonders they found that they never wanted to leave!
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, duel with a sword-wielding panda, and discover a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our 17373 nintendoMinecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!
Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing so hard your diamond armor falls off? Look no further! Our server is like the love child of Willy Wonka and Herobrine, with games that will make you feel like you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha.
Join us for epic battles in the Nether where the mobs have formed their own boy band and are serenading you with their hits like “Zombie Love” and “Creeper’s Delight”. Or take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees tell dad jokes and the mushrooms throw wild raves every night.
And don’t even get us started on our Project X Zone thread. It’s like a never-ending party where you can team up with your favorite Minecraft characters and take on quests that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game.
So come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.
We are a simple semi-vanilla based server with an additional feature which is the ability to steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict avoiding rob or assault other bases.
Main world 1.16.1, rich survival, with some bonuses in the form of skills and enchantments, all on equal terms. There are 8 networks available, and 3 privates of 1,000,000 blocks each. There is also a separate creative world 1.16.1.
1.17 soon to be 1.18 semi-anarchy server only rules are no modification to vanilla client and no saying slurs. we are a new server and would love to see you. come build grief pvp make friends and have fun
Welcome to the Cristalix server – a virtual world where all your Minecraft fantasies come true! ?
? Discover the most diverse world of mini-games! On the server you will find a huge number of exciting games for every taste. From classic arenas and building battles to unique quests and puzzles, we have everything to make your time unique.
? Immerse yourself in an atmosphere of anarchy, where you are the architect of your own destiny! Absolute freedom reigns on the Cristalix server – there are no rules or restrictions. Be whoever you want and create your own unique path in the world of Minecraft.
? Join us to play on a server where legends live! We have a special guest – popular YouTuber Demaster! Play on a server where you can capture cool moments with him, and maybe you’ll be in his next video.
? An interesting and exciting adventure awaits you at Cristalix! Specially designed mini-games, a fun atmosphere and unique events will create a unique experience for every player. Connect at start.playmc.su and plunge into the world of endless possibilities with us!
Don’t miss your chance to become part of the cool Cristalix gaming community! ?✨
Runic-Network, We offer free to use TARDISes, Towny, Countrys, Slimefun and More. We have a friendly community and more to offer.
You can create a tardis and travel through time and space, slimefun to make big machines and use to your advantage on the server, and more available features.
Hello!Welcome to the SkyCity Network! We are currently only hosting Skyblock, but upon the success of the server, We plan to expand! Join us for season one! Our seasons are Three months long with payouts every two weeks. We are looking for dedicated staff!
Welcome to SkyMine, a unique Minecraft server that combines classic vanilla survival with exciting clan wars and duels! Here you will find an advanced economy that allows you to trade, invest and prosper in the world of Minecraft. Our server offers many cool features that make the game more interesting and dynamic.
Discover new opportunities in the world of Minecraft on the SkyMine server. Here you can join a clan or create your own to fight for dominance in the world. Participate in duels to prove your skills and earn respect among other players. The SkyMine server offers not only exciting combat adventures, but also a unique economic system. Here you can trade resources, create your own stores and develop your business skills. This advanced economic system adds a new level of strategy and planning to your game. All of these features are backed by an amazing community and attentive administration who are constantly working to improve the server and add new exciting features. Join us on the SkyMine server and start your unforgettable Minecraft adventure today!