| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 2999 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 910 |
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1486 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 4165 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.
And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 469 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 6515 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2259 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 3769 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 7466 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 49 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9801 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1593 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6432 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 8195 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 3273 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!
So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!
