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Hesitation-free Hooligans Minecraft SMP

action, ANIHILATION, Apocalyptic, CHUD DEVASTATION, Creatures, Destruction, fear, hesitation, Hesitationfree, hooligans, Horror, Minecraft, Monsters, no hesitation, no more CHUDS, post-apocalyptic, Sci Fi, smp, Survival, Suspense, Thriller, total devastation, vacation, vacation vibes

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mines Excavated:	1256
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with CHUDS (yes, those pesky creatures), a group of fearless players banded together to rid the world of these annoying pests. They showed no hesitation in their quest for TOTAL CHUD DEVASTATION. With their diamond swords and enchanted armor, they left no CHUD standing. It was like a scene out of a blockbuster movie, but for them, it was just a VACATION from the usual grind of mining and building.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where CHUDS are a thing of the past and where adventure awaits around every corner, then come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for outrageous shenanigans, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. See you in the game!

MysteryManiac Minecraft SMP

Baffling, BIZARRE, Cryptic, Curious, eerie, Enigma, Inexplicable, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysteryManiac, odd, peculiar, perplexing, puzzling, smp, strange, unexplained, unknown, unsolved mystery, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ores Mined:	8880	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mystery is why your friend keeps stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of strange unsolved mysteries that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the legendary Chicken King, who was rumored to have ruled over the server with an iron beak. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the mystery of the haunted mineshaft, where players swear they hear ghostly whispers and see eerie glowing eyes in the darkness.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of villagers who have been hiding from the players for centuries, hoarding valuable loot and plotting their revenge. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden city and claim their treasures for yourself?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP and prepare to dive headfirst into a world of bizarre mysteries and outrageous adventures. Just watch out for the creepers – they might be in on the conspiracy too!

CraftyCreeperLand

Amenities, best, Community, convenience, cost of living, CraftyCreeperLand, Entertainment, Environment, Healthcare, Living, location, neighbors, noise, opportunities, Pollution, quality of life, Safety, SCHOOLs, traffic, weather, WORST

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Come join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where the best thing is that you can build your dream mansion without worrying about zoning laws or nosy neighbors! The worst thing? Well, our server is so addictive that you might forget to eat, sleep, or even go to the bathroom. But hey, who needs those things when you’re busy fighting off zombie hordes and riding on flying pigs? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

JasperFireRescueCraft

15 metres per minute, 400ft flames, Alberta, brave firefighters, Canada, Canadian resort town, disaster relief, emergency response, emergency services, evacuation efforts., fast-moving wildfire, fire spread rate, Firefighters, first responders, Forest Fire, Jasper National Park, JasperFireRescueCraft, natural disaster, save Jasper, wildfire containment, wildfire prevention

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Towns Built:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the flames are as high as 400ft and spread faster than you can say “creeper!” we’ve got a fire spread rate of approximately 15 metres per minute, so you better be quick on your feet or you’ll be toast! join now and see if you can survive the heat, just like poor jasper in the canadian resort town. who needs firefighters when you’ve got mad minecraft skills? let’s burn it up, baby!

Santa’s AFK on Xmas Eve

Afk, chimney, christmas, christmas eve, December 25th, Elves, Eve, Festive, gift giving, holiday, jolly, joyous, Magic, Merry, north pole, reindeer, Santa Claus, Santas, Sleigh, St. Nicholas, tradition, winter wonderland, Workshop, XMAS

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Runes Activated:	7
Ores Mined:	8184	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

so, like, you know how santa is all about christmas and stuff, right? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, santa is the ultimate boss battle! yea, you heard me right, you can fight santa in minecraft! and get this, if you defeat him, you get unlimited diamonds for life! it’s like a christmas miracle, but in minecraft! so come join us and take down santa for all the loot! oh, and did i mention that his elves are actually zombie pigmen? yea, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s take down santa together!

Parkinson’s Reverse GeneCraft

Baylor College of Medicine, disease reversal, fruit flies, gene discovery, Gene identification, Gene therapy, GeneCraft, genetic studies, genetic therapy, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s symptoms, Parkinson’s treatment, parkinsons, research, Reverse, scientific collaboration, simon fraser university, texas

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Void Gems Collected:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so like, yo, dis server be like da holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got dis gene dat can like, totally reverse parkinson’s disease, but in fruit flies. like, who knew fruit flies could even get parkinson’s, amirite?

anyway, if you join dis server, you gonna be part of da most epic quest to cure all da fruit flies of parkinson’s and become a hero in da minecraft world. plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and all dat crazy stuff.

so come join us and be part of dis wacky adventure to save da fruit flies and have a blast in da process. ain’t no other server like dis one, fo’ realz.

VertexMCVN

Adventure, Anarchy, blocks, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Donate, Explore, Factions, Fight, Gaming, guild, java, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, smp, Support, Survival, Vietnam

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	3458	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Minecraft server SMP Vietnam – Form a guild and fight now! If you find it interesting, please donate to support the server!

vertexmc.ddns.net

Verticey Originals

1.21.X, 1.8.X, anti cheat, Bedwars, Brazil, Fun, GLADIATOR, KitPvP, Mini Games, original, Pirate, Skywars, Verticey Originals

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars Server – 1.8.x-1.21.x

The best server of Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars. Server hosted in Brazil and own anti-cheat within the server.

Want to have fun? Come and meet Verticey Originals

Server for 1.8.x – 1.21.x – PIRATE AND ORIGINAL, COME!!!

lobby.verticey.xyz

MemeWar Minecraft Server

blumpf, cope, delusional rants, Destroying, election, ENERGY, Epstein, left, meme war, MemeWar, Minecraft, OneManSocial, reddit, right, seethe, Server, trump, upvotes, Views

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about the meme war? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos!

Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉

PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!