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PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness

animal models, complex, digestion, digestive tract, ecosystems, fecal transplants, Gut, Gut microbes, health, health outcomes, influence, madness, Metabolic, Mice, Microbe, Microbiome, neuroactivity, PoopCraft, research, restoration, scientists, small intestine bacteria, study, transplant

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Void Gems Collected:	18	Ores Mined:	9347
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭🧫🔬

our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀

come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥

who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮

join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥

Enchanted Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anti-foid propaganda, Chad, controversial opinions, cover my tracks, Deception, DISRESPECTFUL, Enchanted, gender dynamics, have a gf, hypergamy, Insecurity, internet, internet trolling, male specimen, Misogyny, online ranting, Realm, red pill ideology, relationships, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of your girlfriend who doesn’t understand your anti-women rants!

Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!

Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!

Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!

Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!

BlockBrothersCraft

BETRAYAL, BlockBrothersCraft, business development, business disputes, Business growth, business ownership, business relationships, Career Change, Client Acquisition, Competition, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, family business, loyalty, market, non-compete agreement, Promises, sibling rivalry, Siblings, work ethic

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of being held back by family drama in the business world? Join our Minecraft server where you can start any business you want without any pesky non-compete agreements from your brother!

We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).

Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!

HatePretendingMinecraftSMP

disliking secretly, enjoyment, facade, fake enthusiasm, faking happiness, false enjoyment, forced smiles, hate, HatePretendingMinecraftSMP, hiding true emotions, hiding true feelings, keeping up appearances, masking true emotions, peer pressure, pretending, pretending to be happy, pretending to like, Pretending to love, putting on a show, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Potions Brewed:	121	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Lol, like omg have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and laugh your butt off. Like, the admins are so cool, they once built a giant statue of a potato just because someone said they liked fries. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when no one’s looking.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy rule where you have to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday or else you get turned into a block of cheese. And the best part is, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond banana hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server? It’s the place to be if you wanna have a good time and make some new friends. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of chickens busting a move on the dance floor? Join now and let the madness begin!

Block Party: Where Pixels Come to Play

BLOCK, Deep quotes, impactful conversations, impactful quotes, influential phrases, influential words, Inspirational Sayings, inspirational sentences, life changing, life lessons, life-altering quotes, meaningful phrases, memorable lines, motivational quotes, motivational words, Party, personal growth, pixels, Play, powerful messages, profound impact, significant impact, thought-provoking sentences, transformative quotes

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magic Items Found:	6066	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, battle evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes, and ride on the backs of majestic rainbow unicorns. Join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

SurvivorCraft Minecraft Server

battle, Bravery, Conflict, courage, Days, front lines, heroism, HORRIFYING, Military, Minecraft, perseverance, resilience, Server, Soldier, strength, Survival, Survives, SurvivorCraft, Trauma, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War, warzone

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive longer than this ukrainian soldier on the front lines!! we got crazy battles, insane mobs, and secret treasure hidden all over the map. one time, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs!! no joke, it was lit. literally. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends for life. so what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone you’re tougher than a ukrainian soldier!

CraftyMuskMania

Campaign, Candidate, controversy, CraftyMuskMania, criticism, current events, debate, election, far right, German, Musk, opposition, Polish, Politics, presidential candidate, public statement, Rally, remarks, right wing, rival, Silence

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Meteorites Collected:	0	Villages Defended:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, totally obsessed with Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies? It’s like, the most random thing ever, but also kinda hilarious.

Like, imagine joining this server and being greeted by a bunch of players arguing about Musk’s remarks at a far-right rally in Germany. It’s like, what even is happening? But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then this is the server for you.

And get this, one of the candidates is slamming the other for not saying anything about Musk’s remarks. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So if you’re looking for some entertainment while building your virtual world, then you gotta join this server ASAP.

Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground meetings where players discuss political strategies and plot to take over the virtual world. It’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, but in a Minecraft server. So if you’re into politics and drama, then this server is the place to be.

Join now and witness the madness unfold as Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies take over the Minecraft world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious laughs.

Black Russia RP server Russian need Helpers server minecraft

ADMIN, Black, Cities, city, Helpers, Minecraft, Need, PvP, rp, russia, Russian, Server, Shops, weapons

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Come on to our server we have weapons of the city of city shops. PVP can become an admin. Come in

blackrussiaonline.aternos.me:42640

Mystic Quest Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, actions, Analysis, Behavior, Character, Conflict, Development, dialogue, dick, dislike, growth, motivation, mystic, pacing, Plot, Protagonist, Quest, Realms, reason, Redemption, resolution, Storyline, Theme, Writing

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! The only reason not to join is if you’re a total dick, like the protagonist in a bad movie. But who cares about that when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures with a bunch of awesome players? Trust me, this server is lit AF and you’ll regret it if you don’t join. So what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt in here and let’s have some fun!

FridgeGrief Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, fridge etiquette, FridgeGrief, household chores, messy fridge, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal fridge, personal space, refusing to clean the fridge, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate responsibilities, roommates, Server, shared fridge, slob roommate, sticky mess

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the importance of cleanliness, unlike John and his sticky fridge situation! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life roommates and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own fridge without worrying about spills.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary sponge of cleanliness, rumored to rid any mess with just one swipe. Explore dungeons filled with enchanted dish soap and battle against mobs of dirty dishes.

Join our server and leave the sticky situations behind – unless, of course, you want to challenge John to a fridge-cleaning duel! So come on in, grab your virtual mop, and let’s clean up this blocky world together!