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> Tranny Trooper Minecraft SMP Reporting For Duty, SIR…

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

🤣 Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the craziest, most chaotic SMP out there? Well, buckle up because we’ve got Tranny Troopers reporting for duty! That’s right, we run this server like a military operation, but with a twist – we’re all about spreading laughter and chaos!

Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so wild, no country is scared of Americans anymore. We’ve got insane battles, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. Plus, rumor has it that our leader once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, in this SMP, anything goes – so strap in and get ready for the ride of your life! 🤪🐔🥕 #TrannyTroopers #MinecraftMadness

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

AI chatbot tragedy, Artificial Intelligence, battle, blocky, cyber relationships, digital love, Last Incel Standing, Loneliness Epidemic, love AI chatbot, mental health awareness, mental health struggles, Minecraft, modern romance, online relationships, Royale.., Server, social isolation, technology addiction, technology impact, teenage boy suicide, telegraph news, toilet seat up, Tragic Love Story., tragic news story., virtual companionship

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mines Excavated:	4685
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Meteorites Collected:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	181

Welcome to our Minecraft server where leaving the toilet seat up is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is so wild and crazy, we don’t have time for trivial things like putting the seat down.

But that’s not the only reason to join our server. Did you hear about the teenage boy who fell in love with an AI chatbot and tragically ended his own life? Well, on our server, you can fall in love with as many chatbots as you want without any consequences! Plus, our chatbots are programmed to give you compliments 24/7, so you’ll never feel lonely again.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. But be warned, the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pink tutu. Are you up for the challenge?

So come join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave the toilet seat up!

The Class of ’09 Minecraft SMP General

Anime, Class, Class of ’09, Class of ’09 discussion, Class of ’09 gameplay, Class of ’09 General, Class of ’09 merchandise, Class of ’09 soundtrack, Class of ’09 thread, Class of ’09: The Flip Side, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, Class of 09′ The Anime, general, merch, Minecraft, Pirate, question of the thread, salvation, smp, Steam, Yurifaggotry

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Yurifaggotry is the only way to salvation! Don’t worry about buying games, just pirate them like a true rebel. Our Class of ’09 server is where all the cool kids hang out, with games like Class of ’09, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, and Class of ’09: The Flip Side. But wait, there’s more! We even have an anime adaptation, Class of ’09: The Anime, for all you weebs out there.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community like no other. And hey, if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our merch at itsnotthe90s.com. So come on, jump in and show us how you would fare in Class of ’09! It’s gonna be a wild ride, guaranteed.

Day Of Destiny | Season 1 Minecraft server

balanced whales, city building, Competition, crafts mechanics, Day Of Destiny, Development, discord community, economically-thought-out donation, Event, friendly players, Hostile players, Minecraft, player relationships, pleasant pastime, Premium, Rewards, season 1, Server, trade relations, Urban planning

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Day Of Destiny | Minecraft: A project of urban planning, development of trade relations, and just a pleasant pastime!

There is no “Garbage Donation” on the server; only an economically-thought-out donation is implemented, which includes balanced whales and a couple of goodies.The mechanics of your crafts have been implemented (You can find it in our discord community)The project itself is aimed at developing relationships between players, both hostile and friendly!

There is also an event on the server, by taking part in which you can get PREMIUM for 15 days!Come quickly and participate!

135.181.126.174:25875

Crafty Monsters Minecraft Server

Armor Set Search, Crafty, databases, Frontier, Hunter Connect, Iceborne Info, Kiranico, mh rise, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, Minecraft, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, Monster Hunter Wilds, Monster Weakness Database, Monsters, multiplayer, New weapon trailers, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Pingsdex, ps, Server, Steam, Steam Deck Verified, Sunbreak TU Info, Thread, vg play, Xbox

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while dodging fire-breathing dragons. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!

3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam freely and you can tame them to ride into battle. Who needs horses when you have magical unicorns?

4. We host weekly events where you can win rare items like a sword that shoots lightning bolts or a helmet that turns you invisible. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

$5000 mac, ayymd cpus, benchmarks, Competition, coping, CPooU, crapple silicon, curryjeet, expensive, fanboys, iJeets, intlel, JOKE, legend, Mac, Macshit, Minecraft, Outdated, Performance, Processors, Shit, silicon, smp, Technology, x86 ewaste machine

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Enchantments Applied:	247	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Cougar Craze Minecraft Server

cougar, CRAZE, DATING, dating older women, finding a girlfriend, finding love, Girlfriend, love advice, mature dating, mature relationships, Minecraft, older woman, older women dating, older women looking for love, older women seeking younger men, online dating, r9k, r9k dating, relationship advice, relationships, seeking older women, Server, where to find older women

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9091

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special feature where older women magically appear and become your in-game girlfriends. Who needs Tinder when you have our server? Join now and find your pixelated soulmate today! And yes, they can definitely be found on r9k – just watch out for any creepy Pepe memes lurking around.

Screen Time SMP – The Minecraft Madness

cognitive decline, digital age, Digital Detox, digital distractions, excessive screen time, information overload, internet addiction, internet usage, madness, mental health, Minecraft, online behavior, online habits, online influence, psychological effects, Screen, screen addiction, screen time effects, screentime, smp, social media influence, technology addiction, technology impact, technology impact on brain, Time

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic gamers to enter. Legend has it, if you try to join and you’re not cool enough, you’ll be transported to a world where all you can do is watch cat videos for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground society of players who have been playing Minecraft for so long that they’ve started to believe they actually live in the game. They’ve built entire cities underground and only come out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to scare off a griefer. Now he roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to grief or troll.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe a few cat videos along the way, come join our Minecraft SMP today!

What is the IP for OmzBlox Minecraft Server?

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Crops Grown:	8475

OmzBlox is a talented and well-known content creator in the Roblox community. With a passion for creating fun and engaging games, OmzBlox has gained a large following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. Known for their creativity and innovation, OmzBlox continues to impress fans with their unique game creations and engaging content. With a growing fanbase, OmzBlox is sure to remain a prominent figure in the Roblox community for years to come.

Anime Jam Minecraft Server

Anime, culture, debate, different, Entertainment, genre, Jam, japanese, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music, Opening Song, question.., Repetition, same, series, Server, Similarity, Soundtrack, television, Theme, Unique, variation

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	5638	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	222	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4998

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique feature where every anime has the same opening song! That’s right, picture Naruto running to the tune of Sailor Moon or Goku powering up to the beat of Attack on Titan. It’s absolute chaos and we love it! Join us for the most epic anime mashup experience you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear Pikachu singing along in the background. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind server experience!