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  • CraftyLiar420

    CraftyLiar420

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where weight loss is the key to success! Join us and embark on a journey to shed those extra pounds in the most outrageous way possible.

    Are you tired of your significant other not finding you attractive because of your weight gain? Look no further, on our server, we have a special potion that will make you drop pounds faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Say goodbye to boring diet and exercise, and hello to magical weight loss!

    Join now and experience the thrill of lying to your spouse about how you’re losing weight. Sneak out for an hour a day under the guise of going to the gym, while actually just chilling in the virtual world of Minecraft. Your spouse won’t suspect a thing, and you’ll be rewarded with more affection and intimacy than you’ve had in months. It’s a win-win situation!

    So come on, join our server and start your weight loss journey today. Who knew losing weight could be so fun and deceitful?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PastaPvP Minecraft Server

    PastaPvP Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the mobs bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Steroid Steve,” a player who claims to have maxed out all his stats without ever touching a single diamond or golden apple. Is he a Minecraft god or just a really dedicated player? Join us to find out and maybe challenge him to a duel in the lava pit of doom!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning reality and wondering if your character is secretly on steroids too.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoSweatBoyfriend

    NoSweatBoyfriend

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with dating a virtual boyfriend!

    When you first spawn in, you’ll be greeted by your chubby boyfriend who will support you no matter what – until you gain a little weight. Watch as your relationship dynamics change as you go from skinny to chubby, just like in real life!

    Experience the thrill of virtual arguments over body image and motivation for the gym. Will you be able to keep your boyfriend happy and fit, or will you end up single in the pixelated world?

    Join now for a chance to question your self-worth and learn valuable life lessons about love and acceptance – all in the comfort of a Minecraft server! Who needs therapy when you have virtual drama to keep you entertained?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SpandexCraft Minecraft Server

    SpandexCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all things spandex! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was feeling down because no one appreciated its spandex outfit. But on our server, that creeper found a community that not only accepted its love for spandex, but embraced it with open arms (and explosive hugs)!

    Join us for epic spandex fashion shows, where players compete to see who can rock the tightest spandex outfit. And don’t forget about our spandex building competitions, where you can create the most outrageous spandex-themed structures imaginable.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Spandex King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in a shimmering spandex cape, granting wishes to those who prove their dedication to the spandex cause. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our spandex appreciation creep thread today and let your inner spandex enthusiast shine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CliqueCraft Minecraft Server

    CliqueCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress! Join us for big collabs that show there are cliques in EN, like when Fuwamoco cancels streams to hang out with mysterious figures. And don’t miss out on Kronii’s tales of flirting with men at the gym or ERB openly lusting after homos.

    But that’s not all – Gura is taking time offstream to care for a secret someone, Kiara is meeting up with ecelebs for who knows what, and Fauna is streaming less to spend time with her special someone. Shiori is even rumored to be getting frisky with her male manager “Henma”!

    And let’s not forget about Nerissa, who misses someone so much she’s hating Japan and making up silly excuses. Plus, IRyS, Mori, and Bijou are having some interesting discussions about…penis sizes. It’s all related to HoloEN somehow, just like Cecilia and Gigi bringing Twitch-style fart and sex jokes to the mix.

    Join us on this wild ride as we witness the nijivshojofication of Hololive English – it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords! Trust us, you won’t want to miss a moment of the chaos.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP