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Blocktopia: Stayin’ Alive

alive, blocktopia, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, finding happiness, Gratitude, inner peace, inner strength, life satisfaction, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, purpose in life, reason for living, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self-care, stayin, staying positive

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, battle evil mobs with your trusty pet chicken sidekick, and build the most ridiculous pixel art creations you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge of Doom” where unsuspecting players are pranked by mischievous trolls who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the virtual disco club.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world of endless possibilities, insane adventures, and non-stop laughter. Who needs a reason to stay alive when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

ThaiCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, civil rights, equality, gender equality, historic moment, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusive society, landmark bill, landmark decision, legal recognition, legislation, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, love is love, Marriage equality, marriage rights, Minecraft, progress, same-sex marriage, Server, social change, ThaiCraft, thailand

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you can build, like, whatever you want and, like, there’s this secret underground disco party that only the cool kids know about.

also, like, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. yeah, i know, crazy right? but, like, totally true.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a pet panda sanctuary where you can ride on their backs and fly around the server? it’s, like, the most fun thing ever.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally rad and full of surprises, you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyConflictMC

#endorsement, Conflict, CraftyConflictMC, Diplomacy, disagreement, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, India, international relations, military intervention, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, resolution efforts, russia, sanctions, summit statement, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Buildings Constructed:	37
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than russia-ukraine war but with way more explosions and chaos! india is like “no way, i’m too busy playing on this server to endorse any boring summit statements!” we have epic factions fighting for control, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

BreakfastCraft: Because Pancakes for Dinner is Totally Acceptable

acceptable, arbitrary, bacon, Behavior, Breakfast, BreakfastCraft, CEREAL, Cultural, Dinner, Expectations, Food, Ham, judgment, Meal, morning, norms, PANCAKES, psychopath, Questionable, Routine, sandwich, society, Totally

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE SERVE BACON SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER! ONLY PSYCHOS EAT HAM SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST HERE! COME BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WHILE EATING THE MOST RANDOM MEALS OF YOUR LIFE! WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BACON FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER?! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

DiabeticCraft: Boomers Edition

0.51% yearly, 1.3 million, 1990s, 2019, 65 and older, Aging population, Boomers, chronic condition, DiabeticCraft, Disease, Edition, health, INCREASE, Medical, older adults, prevalence, public health, research, statistics, tripleS, Type 1 diabetes, US

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where the only thing tripling is the fun, not diabetes prevalence in older adults! We don’t care about that boring stuff, we care about building epic structures and slaying creepers like it’s nobody’s business.

We got more crazy builds than there are people with type 1 diabetes in the US over 65, and that’s a lot, fam! Join us and watch as your creativity triples just like the prevalence of diabetes in older adults since the 1990s. Who needs health statistics when you can have a blast in our server?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than reading about diabetes statistics. Let’s get building, baby!

Grimwald SMP Java: Where watching grass grow is considered an extreme sport! Join now for the slow action!

action, apply, Community, configs, considered, Datapacks, Democracy, Difficulty, Discord, Events, EXTREME, Friendly, GRASS, Griefers, Grimwald, grow, hackers, java, Join, Minigames, Paytowin, Projects, Protection, Slow, smp, Sport, Updates, Vanilla, Voicechat, Voting, Watching, Whitelist

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Minecraft Server Overview

About us	We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from vanilla tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.
Features	Proximity voicechat, optional feature Vanilla tweaks datapacks for quality of life Coreprotect for server protection Hard difficulty Democracy for decision-making Updates to new versions soon after release Friendly community Minigames and events Group projects No pay to win or voting for access

Apply here to get a chance to vote on various aspects of the season before we start!

FAQ:

1. Can anyone join the server?

Yes, anyone is welcome as long as they follow the rules.

2. Is voicechat mandatory?

No, proximity voicechat is optional for players to use.

3. How is the server protected from hackers and griefers?

We use Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect against theft and griefing. This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible.

4. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

We have vanilla-like configs, allowing TNT, rail, and carpet duping, as well as bedrock breaking.

5. How are server decisions made?

All major server decisions are voted on by the players in a democracy system.

Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

Absurdity, bodily functions, comedic, Crits2Shts, First Person Shooter, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, humor, long tail tag, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, random crits, random events, random shits, satire, Server, Steam, team fortress 2, tf2, valve, video games

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

HygieneCraft Minecraft Server

age, body shape, hygiene, HygieneCraft, Intimacy, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Physical attraction, pussy, Race, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, sexual compatibility, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual partners, sexual pleasure, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, Taste

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t ask the real questions? Well, look no further! Join our server and ponder the important things in life, like whether pussy tastes the same no matter what. Our community of players is always up for a lively debate and you never know what outrageous topic will come up next. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground cat cult that worships the mystical power of feline companions. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

GenderRevealPartyMinecraftServer

aita, Apologize.., Ban, Cut off, DEFEND, duped, family, fiance’s friend, Friends, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, GenderRevealPartyMinecraftServer, innocent, malicious intent, patternity test, Pregnancy, Protect, Sensitive, snide remarks, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Towns Built:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of drama in your life? Looking for a place to escape and have some fun? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a rollercoaster!

We promise no one will question the paternity of your pixelated baby or make snide remarks about your virtual fashion choices. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Spooky fun for everyone!

CreeperCrashers

aita, apologised, Applying, Boyfriend, CreeperCrashers, double date, drinks, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, Expectations, Friends, Girlfriend, Jobless, Lazy, out of order, Partners, Paying, ROUNDS, specific job, unemployed

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Votes:	2976
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about moochers like my girlfriend’s friend’s boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server where everyone pulls their weight and contributes equally… unless you’re a creeper, then you can just explode and cause chaos, we don’t mind that kind of freeloaders!

Our server is full of exciting adventures, like trying to survive the night without getting blown up by creepers or finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines. Plus, we have a strict “no moochers allowed” policy, so you won’t have to worry about someone expecting you to pay for their virtual drinks.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any lazy freeloaders ruining the fun. Who needs a boyfriend who won’t even buy a round of drinks when you can have a whole community of gamers who actually contribute? Join now and let the adventures begin!