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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8495 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 8477 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 1951 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 479593 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.
