| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2909 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3538 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 77 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 5069 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| ABOUT US | |
|---|---|
| The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! | |
| We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community. | |
| Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. | |
| SERVER SPECS: | |
| CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X | RAM: 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total) |
| Location: San Jose, California, United States | Platform: Fabric 1.21 |
| MODS & TWEAKS | |
| In addition to optimization mods, we also run a variety of QoL and datapacks to enhance the multiplayer experience: | |
| DATAPACKS | |
| Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief | Double Shulker Shells |
| Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg | Mob Head Drops |
| Player Head Drops | Silence Mobs |
| Our optional client-sided modpack can be found here: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-club-smp-experience-edition | |
| APPLICATION | |
| Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: | |
| Join our Discord Server! : https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq | Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules |
| Step 2: Submit an application via our application link | Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! |
| Step 4: Short Interview | Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist |
The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server that aims to bring together a community of friends to enjoy playing Minecraft together. We focus on creating a welcoming and interactive environment for players of all skill levels.
To join The Club SMP, you need to join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined on our website. This includes reading through our server guide and rules, submitting an application, participating in a short interview, and awaiting a decision.
The Club SMP server is hosted on a dedicated machine with an AMD Ryzen 5 7600X CPU, 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 RAM (32GB total), and is located in San Jose, California, United States. We also use Fabric 1.21 as our platform.
In addition to server-side optimization mods, we use various Quality of Life (QoL) and datapacks to enhance the multiplayer experience. These include Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg, Mob Head Drops, Player Head Drops, and Silence Mobs.
We offer an optional client-sided modpack that can be found on CurseForge. Feel free to download and use it, but it is not required to join The Club SMP server.
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1139 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.
Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 141 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join us and you may just have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the ages!
So why wait? Come join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow or embarking on a quest to find the mystical Golden Potato of Destiny. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 932 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 37 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2060 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9357 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2064 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 172 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 121 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
Don’t worry, we won’t invite entitled guests who think they can get away with breaking stuff and then blame you for being petty. Our server is drama-free (unless you count the creeper explosions) and we guarantee a fun and safe environment for all players. So come join us and let’s build a world where Chip mugs are cherished and deceitful bitches are not welcome!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6226 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
We’ve even heard rumors that playing on our server can cure the common cold and give you superhuman strength. One player claimed they built a house so epic, it actually transported them to a parallel universe where everyone communicates through interpretive dance.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the toxicity behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal happiness while mining for diamonds.
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2621 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Animals Bred: | 153 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Legend has it that our server was built on the back of a giant flying pig named Sir Oinksalot. He soared through the skies, carrying blocks of gold and diamond in his trotters, while our fearless players battled dragons and zombies to claim their loot.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where players can ride minecarts at breakneck speeds through loops and twists that defy gravity. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of rainbow-colored sheep frolicking in the fields.
So, if you want to experience the thrill of riding a flying pig, battling dragons, and witnessing rainbow sheep in action, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs sliced bread when you have all this craziness waiting for you?
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 5321 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
our server is like a chill paradise for stoners and gamers alike. we even have a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasure chests full of, u guessed it, more weed blocks! join us and blaze it up while building the sickest creations in all of minecraft.
plus, our community is super friendly and always down to smoke a virtual blunt together. come join the fun and get lit with us on this totally rad minecraft server. trust me, it’s gonna be a high like no other!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 4190 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
