gtned Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PoliteLaughs Minecraft Server

awkwardness, Boundaries, Communication, emotional intelligence, Feedback, Gaslighting, humor, Insecurity, jokes, Laughter, Minecraft, partner, polite behavior, PoliteLaughs, relationships, Self-expression, Server, social anxiety, social discomfort, social interactions, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchantments Applied:	216	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of awkward social interactions in Minecraft? Join our server and laugh your way through all the uncomfortable moments! Our players use laughter to smooth out any awkwardness, just like how you can use a polite laugh to make your partner feel better about their not-so-funny jokes.

On our server, you can use laughter as a superpower to navigate through any situation. Whether it’s dealing with inappropriate comments from other players or just trying to make friends, a good laugh is all you need. So come join us and let the laughter be your guide in this crazy Minecraft world!

DeadbeatCraft

abandonment, alcoholism, Birthday, child support, co parenting, Communication, Deadbeat Ex, DeadbeatCraft, Divorce, drug addiction, emotional impact, family dynamics, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, INCONSISTENCY, money issues, neglect, parenting, reddit, single parenting, unreliable

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Secret Passages Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of friendly players who will have your back as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

And hey, if you’re looking for a break from the real world, we’ve got you covered. Our server is the perfect place to forget about ex-husbands asking for money on Facebook and focus on what really matters – having a blast in Minecraft!

So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who needs a deadbeat ex when you’ve got a whole new virtual family waiting for you? Let’s block and roll, baby!

NailTrimz Minecraft Server

Long Nails, manicure, Minecraft, nail art, nail beauty, nail care, Nail Design, nail fashion, nail grooming, nail health, nail length, nail length debate, nail length discussion, nail length preference, nail length question, nail maintenance, nail preferences, nail styles, nail tips, nail trends, NailTrimz, Server, Short nails

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	131	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your nail-length preferences!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant manicure monsters that will test your nail-cutting skills to the limit. Want to keep your nails long and fierce? No problem, our server has special power-ups that will make your nails unbreakable and deadly sharp.

But beware, there are evil nail polish mobs roaming around, ready to ruin your perfect manicure. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the ultimate nail-biting challenges on our server. So come on, join us and show off your nail game like never before!

FutureCraft2020

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Automation, cutting-edge technology, digital transformation, future technology, FutureCraft2020, futuristic gadgets, high-tech gadgets, innovation, innovative solutions, Internet of Things, machine learning, modern technology, robotics, science fiction come true, Smart Devices, Tech Trends, technological advancements, virtual reality

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	36
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Have you ever seen a Minecraft server so advanced that it made you question if you had accidentally stumbled into a time machine? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like the Jetsons meets the Flintstones on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so high-tech, even the chickens have their own social media accounts. Don’t be surprised if you see a redstone contraption that can make you a sandwich or a command block that can summon a herd of dancing llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of Herobrine, who is rumored to have a killer stand-up comedy routine.

So if you’re ready to experience the future of Minecraft in all its wacky glory, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding sheep). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, extremism, foreign affairs, German ambassador, germany, Government, international relations, investigation, iran, Islamic group, Islamic revolution, IZH, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, protest, Raid, religious organization, RevolutionCraft, security concerns, Server, supreme leader, theocratic rule

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

so like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got raids and stuff happening all the time, just like that time Iran summoned the German ambassador after raiding that Islamic group in Germany.

but get this, on our server, the Islamic group is actually a bunch of creeper worshippers trying to bring about a creeper revolution in Minecraft that would create a world ruled by exploding green dudes. it’s insane, man.

you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest Minecraft revolution ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. explosions and chaos await, my dude. explosions and chaos await.

CraftyCommies: No Organs Left Behind

Accountability, atrocities, Bodies, brutality, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Geneva Convention, human rights violations, internal organs, international relations, investigation, Justice, left, Organs, peace negotiations, PoWs, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, United24, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA BETTER STORY THAN THIS! ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE PLAYERS CAN GO AND HARVEST ORGANS FROM ZOMBIES FOR EXTRA LIVES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT ZOMBIE ORGANS FOR DAYS, BABY! JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE SURGEON OF THE MINECRAFT WORLD! #ORGANHARVESTINGFUN #CRAZYADVENTURES #JOINUSNOW

CraftyCutsMC

#mens grooming, Barber, barbershop, CraftyCutsMC, emotional vulnerability, Grooming, Haircut, male bonding, Masculinity, Men, men’s mental health, mental health, personal grooming, self-care, traditional barbershop, Vulnerability, vulnerability in masculinity, vulnerability in men, vulnerability in men’s spaces, vulnerability in relationships, vulnerability in self-care.

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2773	Buildings Constructed:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, u know how men are all vulnerable at a barbershop? Well, on dis server, u gonna be even more vulnerable, but in a good way! like, imagine u mining for diamonds and then BAM, a giant barber chair appears outta nowhere and u gotta fight off evil hair clippings with ur trusty pickaxe. it’s gonna be wild, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground salon where u can get a fresh new haircut for ur Minecraft character. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like this before. Join now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server ever created!

Mailbox Mayhem

altered attitudes, altered attitudes among conservatives, altered attitudes in other countries, altered election attitudes, altered election attitudes among conservatives, Attacks, Canada, Conservatives, distrust, elections, false claims, mail ballots, mailbox, MAYHEM, right-leaning individuals, trump, US, voter fraud, Voting, voting-by-mail

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

so, like, u know how trump is all like “elections r rigged” and stuff? well, now all the conservative peeps in canada r like “oh no, we can’t trust voting-by-mail anymore cuz trump said so!” like, they think all the mail-in ballots r gonna be frauded or sumthin. so, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u gotta be one of those peeps who believes in crazy conspiracy theories and stuff. like, we got secret bases where we plan our attacks on the “rigged” elections and stuff. come join us and be part of the madness! #stopthesteal #minecraftconspiracytheoryserver

Sever-ly Vanilla Minecraft SMP: Where 18+ Hermitcrats roam with a map that’s dyn-omazing!

application, Community, comradery, Discord, dynomazing, Economy, friend group, friendly experience, Hermitcrats, interactions, Items, Map, Maturity, Minecraft, Nickname, Papermc, quality of life, roam, rules, Semi Vanilla, Severly, Shops, smp, Teleportation, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Animals Bred:	74	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Severation SMP Overview:

Type	Details
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 18+ server
Rules	No griefing or stealing
Server Start	28/06

FAQ:

About Us:

What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full-blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.

Our Features:

Shopping District
Dynmap
Interactive chat commands
Pre-Generated World
Creative Server (on the way)
Leaderboards

Our Values:

Focus on community and interactions
Establishing a good economy
Maturity is important

What we ask of you:

Be mature and reasonable
18 years or older
Change your discord nickname to “Name (In-Game Name)”
Create a shop in the shopping district
Build your base relatively close to spawn

How to Join:

Fill out the application on our discord server: https://severation.net/discord

Nerissa’s Crafty Server – Minecraft Server

advent, AmeSame, anniversary, Art Tags, BlueBird, Coffee vs Tea, Crafty, demon of sound, FWMC, hololive en, Justice Party Animals, Karaoke, Lilium cover, lover of idols, merch, Minecraft, nerissa ravencroft, Nerissas, Ope, original song, Salamander, Say my name, Server, Spelling Bee, tiktok, twitter

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3782	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchantments Applied:	243	Falling into the Void:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Villages Defended:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent! Join us for epic karaoke battles, spelling bees, and anniversary celebrations that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with original songs, crazy covers, and karaoke nights that will have you singing your heart out. Plus, we have a strict “no off-topic or bad faith arguments” policy to keep the peace and ensure a fun gaming experience for all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure filled with music, laughter, and Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!