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Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

adult playtime, adventurous couples, BFF’s, blocky, erotic encounters, experimental sex, fantasy fulfillment, group sex, intimate connections, Minecraft, multiple partners, open relationship, Server, sexual diversity, sexual experimentation, sexual exploration, sexual fantasy, sexual liberation, sexual satisfaction, taboo desires, Threesome, unconventional relationships

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Alien Abductions:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of three players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with endless possibilities. But this was no ordinary land – it was a land where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers sang karaoke on Friday nights.

Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle, building a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and taming a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare yourself for a thresome of epic proportions!

BalkCraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

200928978, balk, BalkCraft, banter, Beach, blocky, Brigade, Edition, heat exhaustion, heat index, heat stroke, heat wave, hot weather, humidity, hydration, outdoor activities, Pool, Scorching, smp, stay cool, Summer, Sun, sunscreen, sweat, Temperature

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Animals Bred:	78	Dragon Eggs Found:	6291
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ores Mined:	5121
Enchantments Applied:	241	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a lava pit in the Nether! Join us for the “It’s Hot Weather Again Edition” where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always on fire (literally).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing sunglasses. The player had to defeat them in a dance-off to claim the loot. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets bragging rights and a chicken-shaped trophy made out of solid gold (not really, but we can dream).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. It’s hot, it’s crazy, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server. See you in the game, adventurer!

SecretMC Server: AITAH Miscarriage

AITAH, birth control, Communication, decision, emotional, family, Grief, Guilt, Honesty, in-laws, miscarriage, Pregnancy, privacy, relationships, secret, SecretMC, sensitivity, Server, shame, sharing, Support, Trauma, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of being asked when you’re going to have kids on every Minecraft server you join? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape the constant baby pressure from your virtual family.

We understand the struggles of dealing with nosy relatives, which is why our server is a safe space for all. No more awkward conversations about pregnancies and miscarriages, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!

Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine dedicated to your virtual baby, you’ll have good luck in finding diamonds. And if you accidentally misclick and destroy it, don’t worry – we won’t judge you like your in-laws would.

So come join us on this epic adventure and leave the baby drama behind. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Let’s build some virtual memories together, one block at a time!

FurballFiascoCraft

accessibility, communication breakdown, discrimination, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, ENGAGEMENT, family conflicts, family dynamics, family traditions, family trip, fiancé’s dog, FurballFiascoCraft, inclusion, parental expectations, pet ownership, pet-friendly travel, relationship boundaries, Respect, seeing-eye dog, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all creatures, even seeing-eye dogs! Join us for some family-friendly fun where everyone is welcome, except for discriminatory parents.

Imagine a world where your furry companion can roam free and help you navigate through the pixelated landscapes. Our server is a safe haven for all, whether you have two legs or four.

Don’t be like the OP’s parents in this story, who couldn’t handle the idea of a seeing-eye dog joining their family trip. Instead, join us and experience a world where inclusivity and acceptance reign supreme.

So come on over and bring your trusty sidekick along for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find some diamond blocks with their help! Join now and let the fun begin!

FakinIt2MakinIt Minecraft SMP

Confidence, determination, fake it until you make it, FakinIt2MakinIt, goal-setting, imposter syndrome, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, positive thinking, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-empowerment, smp, success

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and fake it ’til you make it like never before! We’ve got players who have convinced everyone they’re actually Minecraft gods, when in reality they can barely build a dirt hut. But hey, confidence is key, right?

One player even pretended to be a Minecraft wizard and convinced everyone he could summon diamonds out of thin air. Spoiler alert: he couldn’t, but it was hilarious watching everyone believe him for a while.

So if you want to join a server where you can pretend to be a Minecraft pro and get away with it, come join us! Just remember, fake it ’til you make it, baby!

Ex-Perience Dysfunction

Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, criticism, Dysfunction, emotional intelligence, ex, Experience, forgiveness, healing, introspection, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, unresolved issues

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ores Mined:	5884
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of your ex constantly telling you what’s wrong with you? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them that you’re actually a block-building genius! Our server is so awesome that even your ex will be begging to join just to see what all the fuss is about. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server will make your ex magically disappear from your life forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to your ex and hello to endless fun and adventure in the world of Minecraft!

AllergyCraft: No Lawsuits Here!

Allergy, AllergyCraft, death, Disney, lawsuit, Lawsuits, long tail tag, Prevent, terms

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but also watch disney+ at the same time? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the disney movies u can watch while u mine and build ur epic creations.

also, did u know that joining this server will make u immune to all allergies? yup, that’s right! no more sneezing or itching, just pure gaming bliss.

oh, and did i mention that playing on this server will give u the ability to fly in real life? yeah, u heard me right. just log on and suddenly u’ll be soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this magical server where dreams come true and allergies disappear. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

MicrobeCraft

appliance care, Bacteria, cleaning tips, cooking equipment, Food Safety, household bacteria, household items, hygiene, Kitchen Appliances, kitchen bacteria, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen germs, kitchen health, kitchen hygiene, kitchen maintenance, kitchen maintenance tips, kitchen microbiome, kitchen sanitation, MicrobeCraft, Microbiome, microwave oven

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so, like, have you ever thought about your microwave oven having its own little world of tiny creatures living inside? well, on our epic minecraft server, that’s totally a thing! join us and explore the microscopic universe of your microwave oven’s microbiome!

imagine tiny villagers living inside, crafting tiny tools and battling against evil mold monsters. you can be their hero, their savior, their tiny god!

but wait, there’s more! not only do you get to explore the wonders of the microwave oven microbiome, but you also get to ride giant chickens into battle, tame explosive llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in a game! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to cheese, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

bagel 2

building, Challenges, Community, Events, Exploration, gameplay, grind, java, join now, Linktree, Mods, multiplayer, new launch, Players, Resources, smp, socials, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Votes:	2641	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

java 1.21 vanilla smp server! just launched! join now if you want to grind a brand new vanilla smp! our website is bagel2.net, and you can find our socials through the linktree linked in the social tab

mc.bagel2.net

Berry Middle School

admin applications, admins, Anarchy, Berry Middle School, Minecraft, No hacking, Non-PTW, PvE, PvP, setting homes, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Towns Built:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Animals Bred:	187
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4118
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

this is a non ptw cool pvp and pve server pvp alwase on have fun! tpa setting homes is on if you need help contact one of the admins online admin apllycations might be open NO HACKING!

berrygang.org