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KidzCraft Minecraft Server

amusing, anecdote, child, Chuckle, cute, Entertaining, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorous, Innocence, JOKE, Kids, KidzCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Public, Server, silly, Witty

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crops Grown:	8707	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	5037	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers breakdancing to dubstep. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

10YearOldMeVsNow

10YearOldMeVsNow, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, introspection, life journey, looking back, Nostalgia, past vs present, personal development, personal growth, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-assessment, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, time travel

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!

Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

LobbyBlockersCraft

Accountability, anti-corruption, conflict of interest, Corruption, Ethics, Governance, Integrity, Jobs, legislation, LobbyBlockersCraft, lobbying, MPs, Parliamentary, Political, Prevent, public service, regulations, restrictions, transparency, UK Government

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

WestCoastCraft

Alaska, british columbia, Coast, culture, Environment, geography, History, Idaho, landscape, North America, Northwestern United States, Oregon, Pacific Northwest, pacific ocean, pacific rim, Region, united states, Unnecessary, Washington, West, WestCoastCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mines Excavated:	3442
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

BotoCraft

Adventure, Auctions, BotoCraft, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, Gaming, joinnow, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Playerwarps, Protections, PvP, PvP zone, Server, Store, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Servidor Survival We have: – Economy – Protections – PvP zone – PlayerWarps – Store – Auctions And much more! Don’t wait any longer and join!

193.23.126.71:1039

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, #AtlantaGA, #ButlerPA, #ChesapeakeVA, #DonaldTrump2024, #DoralFL, #GodBlesstheUSA, #JDVance, #LizHarrington, #PresidentTrump, #RepublicanNationalConvention, #TrumpLibrary, 45office, DONALDTRUMP, MAGA, makeamericagreatagain, Minecraft, Rumble, Server, tiktok, TrumpArchive, Trumpcraft, truthsocial

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	New Chunks Explored:	961219
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build a wall around your base and make creepers pay for it!

We’ve got more rallies and events than a Trump campaign, so you’ll never be bored. Challenge your friends to debates, hold major rallies in Grand Rapids (Minecraft version), and accept your candidacy at our virtual RNC in Milwaukee.

And if you’re feeling patriotic, join us for a special Trump-themed skin contest. Show off your best MAGA hat or Trump wig for a chance to win bigly prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheBestBase #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #Trump2024

BlockyBlacked – Minecraft Server

ai, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BlockyBlacked, BNWO Dictionary, cytube, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition, general, Minecraft, NovelAI V.3, PMV Torrent, Server, Slur Strokes, SOUNDS, Templates, tutorials, waifus, Whiteboy Denial Week

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9556
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	199	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Welcome to our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so thick, it makes your bubblegum look like a toothpick! – We have a special event called Whiteboy Denial Week, where you save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the server. It’s a bonding experience like no other! – Our AI is so advanced, it can generate unlimited gens for just $25 a month. Who needs real life when you have NovelAI V.3? – We have official BLACKED clothing available for your Minecraft character. Look stylish while mining those diamonds! – Our BNWO Dictionary will teach you all the lingo you need to know to fit in with our crazy community. – Earned Orgasms Program? Slur Strokes? We have it all on our server. Get ready for a wild ride! – And don’t forget about our PMV Torrent for all your Minecraft music video needs. It’s a party in pixel form! – Templates, editing tutorials, discords (even though they’re dead), and so much more await you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

CareCraft: Health Hypocrite

Accommodation, bottled water, CareCraft, Communication, concerns, diabetes, eating habits, exercise habits, fatphobia, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, health, health awareness, health concerns, health problems, Hypocrite, lifestyle changes, misunderstandings, obesity, tap water, wake up call, water testing, weight gain

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where water testing and health concerns are a thing of the past! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

Are you tired of worrying about heavy metals, nitrates, bacteria, and fluoride in your water? Well, on our server, you can drink straight from the virtual tap without a care in the world! No need for single-use plastic bottles here, just pure, pixelated hydration.

And speaking of health, we’ve got a friend named Jen who’s been gaining weight for the past 8 years and is now morbidly obese. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual activities for her to enjoy without any limitations! Concert venues, hiking, farmers markets, kayaking – she can do it all in the Minecraft world.

But watch out, because if you dare offer Jen some tap water, she might just go off on you like a creeper exploding! She’s all about that bottled water life and won’t settle for anything less. And if you dare mention her weight gain or health concerns, be prepared for some explosive reactions!

So join us on our server for some laughs, some drama, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew virtual water could cause so much chaos? Let’s dive in and see what adventures await!

FateCraft: BlueScreened

accepts fate, Blue Screen of Death, BlueScreened, bug, Company, Computer, computer repair, crash, error message, FateCraft, Hardware, IT, microsoft, operating system, software, Software Development, system failure, tech industry, technical support, Technology, Troubleshooting, windows

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	17

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u!

this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in your computer! we got llamas that can rap, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles!

join us and you’ll be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a sword that shoots laser beams!

and get this, our server is so cool that even the ‘blue screen of death’ wants to join us! they tried to crash our server, but we just laughed and said “nice try, losers!”

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever! trust me, you won’t regret it!

BarkCraft: Where Dogs Chat!

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal companionship, Animal emotions, Animal intelligence, BarkCraft, canine cognition, Chat, Communication, dog behavior, dog training, dog-human interaction, Dogs, human-animal bond, human-animal communication, Language, pet behavior, pet communication, pet language, pet ownership, pet psychology, pet relationships

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3491	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

OMG u guys, dis server is da BOMB DIGGITY! like, imagine if dogs could talk to humans, dat would be CRAZY, right? well, on dis server, not only do dogs talk to humans, but dey also tell u da best loot spots in da game! like, my doggo buddy told me where to find a secret diamond mine and i got RICH! join dis server if u want ur furry friends to help u pwn some noobs and become da ultimate Minecraft master! it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. don’t miss out, join now and let da doggos guide u to victory! 🐶💎🎮