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CraftyTradezUSAvsChina

China, Competition, CraftyTradezUSAvsChina, economic growth, economic impact, economic stability, Economy, Exports, global economy, global market, Imports, international trade, market, Nations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade policies, trade relations, US

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Votes:	5144
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	74	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old trade wars and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where nations trade with us even after getting hit with tariffs! Why? Because our market is so huge and hungry, it makes China look like a tiny ant carrying a crumb. Our virtual economy is booming, with players buying and selling goods faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, rumor has it that our virtual president is a llama who can negotiate trade deals with just a flick of its tail. So come on over and join the fun – who needs China when you’ve got us?

Cable Chaos Craft

cable, Cable damage, Chaos, Communication, Craft, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, Incident, international relations, investigation, legal action, legal dispute, Maritime, maritime law, naval operations, norway, Russian, SECURITY, Seizes, Ship, Shipping industry, suspected, Technology

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Animals Bred:	195	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Norway seizing Russian-crewed ships and stuff over suspected cable damage! It’s like a whole new level of PvP action, you gotta watch out for those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our cables, man.

But don’t worry, we got your back with our insane community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the drama going on in the real world. Plus, we got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

Magical Ma-Fi Culture

culture, Enchantment, FANTASY, fantasy world, Ma-Fi, MaFi, MAGICAL, magical adventures, magical beings, magical characters, magical culture, magical elements, Magical people, Magical powers, magical realm, magical society, magical stories, Magical-Fiction, mystical beings, sorcery, Supernatural, witches, wizards

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ores Mined:	4834
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the players are actual wizards and witches? well, dis server is da place for u! we got magical people doin’ magical stuff all day long, castin’ spells and brewin’ potions like it’s no big deal.

oh, and get this – some of ’em even got dis thing called “Ma-Fi”, which stands for Magical-Fiction. basically, they can make up crazy stories and make ’em come to life in da game. imagine fightin’ a dragon made out of cheese or ridin’ a unicorn that farts rainbows. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna be part of dis magical culture and experience all da craziness dat comes with it, join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some hidden powers within u and become da most powerful wizard in all da land. or maybe u’ll just have a good laugh at all da ridiculousness happenin’ around u. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. come join us, u won’t regret it!

LaserCraft AI BreastCheck

ai, AI-powered screening, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, breast cancer, BreastCheck, cancer detection, cancer research, diagnostic tool, early detection, early intervention, early stage diagnosis, health technology, healthcare innovation, laser analysis, lasercraft, machine learning, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, medical technology, Precision medicine, screening method

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI-powered blood tests to spot early breast cancer signs in ur character!! imagine ur blocky avatar getting a laser analysis and being diagnosed with breast cancer!! it’s like real life but in minecraft!! u can be the first to identify ur character in the earliest stage of breast cancer and save them from virtual death!! join now for a wild ride of medical miracles and pixelated health scares!! #minecraftmedicalsever #savingblockyboobs

Near Vanilla

BUILD, Builds, close-knit, collect, Competitions, Cooperative, Environment, Events, Experience, Explore, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Play styles, Players, Server, shopping districts, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	3959	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
New Chunks Explored:	731646	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Star Shards Collected:	154

Near Vanilla Server Overview

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com
Season 5 Recap Video	https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
Screenshots	https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

To apply through Discord, click the link here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server?	Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla.
Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server?	Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server.

Voxel Update – Daily Source 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, CHAO5CHOOL, chuuba world, Daily, Dexter, FanFans Cafe, HoloExpo, holofes, hololive, Hololive Gamers, Inislein, Kitashirakawa Kakapo, NijiFES, Nijisanji, Odette Mori, Ophelia Briar, Peter Boxy, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Sayu Sincro, Socks Vtubing Agency, source, Specialite., update, Voxel, vshojo, Vtuber News

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we spill all the tea on the chuuba world! We got Hololive exclusives dropping like hot potatoes, like a new server launching 2/3. Plus, Omaru Polka droppin’ an MV for her bday on 1/30, and Gawr Gura servin’ looks in a new outfit.

But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!

Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

NoKidsNoCreepers

after school, ANNOYED, Boundaries, Communication, different opinions, distractions, family dynamics, high school, house rules, INDEPENDENCE, legal custody, niece and nephew, NoKidsNoCreepers, OFFENDED, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, Safety, supervision, unsupervised

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
New Chunks Explored:	571541	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value independence and responsibility! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, but beware of unsupervised kids causing chaos in our virtual world.

Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.

Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!

PhonelessGamer Minecraft SMP

10. Wasting time on phones, 11. Pointless phone activities, 12. Phone dependency, 13. FOMO on social media, 14. Constant phone checking, 15. Incessant phone notifications, 16. Time-wasting apps, 17. Unproductive phone use, 18. Virtual reality disconnect, 19. Lack of real-life interactions, 2. Social media obsession, 20. Detrimental effects of excessive phone use., 3. Excessive screen time, 4. Mindless scrolling, 5. Digital distractions, 6. Smartphone addiction, 7. Technology overuse, 8. Mobile phone habits, 9. Unnecessary phone usage, Minecraft, phone addiction, PhonelessGamer, smp

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.

So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyCreeperz

categorization Dichotomous, characteristics Social commentary, comparison Quirky, comparisons Humorous, CraftyCreeperz, differences Binary, funny Opposites, humor Categorization, humor Contrasts, humor Dichotomous, humor Funny, humor Observations, humor Stereotypes, individuals Personalities, observations Generalizations, outlook Dichotomies, personalities Humor, Perspectives, perspectives Satire, perspectives Satirical, stereotypes Dichotomy, Two kinds of people

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magic Items Found:	6946
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

CraftyCanuckz

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, North America, Politics, protectionism, response, Tariffs, tough times, trade agreements, trade war, trudeau, Warning

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs flyin’ around, bro. not even kiddin’. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.