Grahame Bond MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

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Apple, tense moment, Podcast, GOOGLE, awkward shoot

Hey there, do you want to join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by Marques Brownlee himself! Yeah, that’s right, the tech guru is also a Minecraft enthusiast.

But here’s the kicker – Marques runs the server from a distance of 30 feet away from the other players. Why, you ask? Well, he’s still paranoid about Covid, so he prefers to keep his distance. And get this, he communicates with the players using hand signals and gestures because he’s so far away. It’s like a game of charades mixed with Minecraft – talk about a unique gaming experience!

One time, a player made a negative comment about Apple (gasp!) and Marques went full-on director mode, signaling for the podcast to be cut with dramatic arm movements. It was like a scene straight out of a movie. The other players were left stunned and confused, but hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server.

So, if you want to be part of a Minecraft SMP run by a tech genius who communicates through interpretive dance, then this is the server for you. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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ParentalPixelPanic

anger, family, ParentalPixelPanic, holiday, vacation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where impossible beef mysteriously disappears and causes family drama! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hiding fake meat from your loved ones and watching them unknowingly enjoy it in their meals. Our server is filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like the time Lizzie’s vegetarian burgers were swapped with mushroom burgers without anyone noticing.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – you may find yourself in a heated argument with your dad over the authenticity of your meat substitutes. So come join us for a wild ride of deception, laughter, and maybe even a few angry family members. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of meaty drama?

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DiamondsAndDirt Minecraft SMP

Sisterhood, Minecraft, DiamondsAndDirt, smp, Self-expression

Well, on our Minecraft SMP, the best thing about being a woman is that you get a special power-up that allows you to tame all the creepers and make them your adorable pet minions. Imagine walking around with a squad of explosive friends following you everywhere, ready to defend you at a moment’s notice!

Not to mention, our SMP has a secret underground club where all the female players gather to plot world domination through building the most fabulous pink castles and organizing epic fashion shows with armor and diamond accessories.

So if you want to join a server where being a woman means having the coolest superpowers and being part of a fierce sisterhood, then come on over and join us! Who knew Minecraft could be so empowering and fabulous at the same time?

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ChaosCraft: Vanishing Act

catastrophic disappearance, Mass Confusion, global impact, long term chaos, MAYHEM

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us and choose one object to make disappear forever all over the world. Want to see what happens when all the diamonds suddenly vanish? Or maybe you’re feeling mischievous and want to make all the creepers disappear, leaving players with nothing to fear (or explode)!

But be warned, the consequences of your choice will be wild and unpredictable. Imagine a world without pickaxes, where players have to mine with their bare hands like cavemen. Or a world without food, where everyone is constantly starving and resorting to cannibalism (yikes!).

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see what kind of chaos we can create together. Who knows, maybe you’ll go down in Minecraft history as the player who made all the chickens vanish, causing a worldwide poultry shortage. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

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BelgorodCraft Minecraft Server

military conflict, Kursk, fierce fighting, Server, Border dispute

come join our minecraft server where ukrainian forces are pushing into russia’s belgorod oblast but don’t worry, the only fighting here is over who gets the last diamond block! we’ve got more action than a creeper in a TNT factory and more fun than a pig riding a minecart. join us and be part of the most epic battle for resources and glory in the minecraft universe! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast – literally!

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CruiseMissileCraft

Conflict, aircraft, defense systems, nato, Defense

hey u, ya u reading this, u ever wanted to fly a f-16 in minecraft? well guess what, on our server u can do just that! we have long-range cruise missiles that can hit targets HUNDREDS of miles away, just like in real life! join now and become the ultimate pilot, taking out enemies from the sky like a boss. don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to dominate the skies and show off your mad flying skills. come join us and let the aerial battles begin!

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ReproMasters: East & South Asians Unite!

Diversity, master race, scientific fallacies, northern Europeans, demographics

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY, LIKE BETTER THAN A PUPPY RIDING A UNICORN INTO A RAINBOW! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THE MASTER RACE OF GAMERS, WE’RE LIKE THE OLYMPIC CHAMPIONS OF BUILDING BLOCKS AND SLAYING CREEPERS!

WE GOT MORE ASIANS AND SOUTHIES THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT, SO YOU KNOW WE’RE THE REAL DEAL. PLUS, OUR PLAYERS HAVE THE FERTILITY OF RABBITS, SO YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR ALL THE BABY GAMERS RUNNING AROUND.

COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF EPIC ADVENTURES AND INSANE SHENANIGANS. WE DON’T FOLLOW THE RULES, WE MAKE ‘EM AND THEN BREAK ‘EM LIKE A BOSS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

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CubCursed [SMP] [Modded] {forge 1.20.1} {1.21 Backport} {RP optional} {Whitelist} A.K.A. CubCraft

kitchen sink, a.k.a, Optional, International, Roleplay

Welcome to CubCraft!
(Server starts this weekend)

CubCraft is a community in which we host a series of servers. These servers vary from large scale RP projects to smaller SMPs, like this one. This SMP will have a “Kitchen Sink” modpack which contains a bunch of fun mods without much correlation (a list of core mods can be found below). We have a varied community with a bunch of friendly people from all across the world with all sorts of interests. Some of our members are experienced roleplayers and as such, roleplay will be allowed/encouraged around the server, however do not feel obligated to join in if you do not want to.

Core Mods (not all mods are listed, just some of the larger ones): – Create Mod (+Addons) – Farmers Delight (+Addons) – 1.21 backport – Simple Voice Chat – Lightman’s Currency – AE2 – Alex’s Caves – Iron’s Spells – Easy Villagers – Yung’s better structures

Join the discord to get whitelisted once the server begins: https://discord.gg/grRjckSQ8c

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you need to join our discord through the link provided and get whitelisted once the server starts.
Is roleplaying mandatory?	Roleplaying is allowed and encouraged, but not mandatory. Feel free to join in or not based on your preferences.
What will the server modpack be?	The server will run a “Kitchen Sink” modpack with various fun mods that do not necessarily correlate. Some of the core mods are listed above.
Can I suggest mods for the server?	We welcome mod suggestions from our community. Feel free to suggest mods in our discord channel.

Onee-San’s High School Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, high school boy, romantic tension, relationship drama, Age gap romance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Too bad they didn’t show any explicit sex”? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are twerking! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pork chop. Don’t miss out on our weekly “Build a house out of lava” competition, where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, explicit sex is strictly prohibited (sorry, Steve).

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PixelPoppin Minecraft SMP

BTFO, representation, validation, tweet, empowerment

Are you tired of getting absolutely destroyed by a lesbian woman on Twitter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and show off your building skills to assert dominance over all! Plus, rumor has it that the lesbian woman herself plays on our server and she’s looking for some friendly competition. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under her mighty tweets? Join now and find out!

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