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FussCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fallout TV in a hilarious mashup!

4GB patch, anti crash, bug fixes, error, Fallout, fallout tv show, fnv, FO2, FOMM, FussCraft, hilarious, mashup, meets, Minecraft, mod compatibility, moddb, modding, Nexus, nexus mod manager, nostalgic, PN, post-apocalyptic, quality of life, reinstall, stutter remover, texture packs

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Votes:	2727	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	467699

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the post-apocalyptic wasteland of modding Fallout New Vegas and join a world of blocky adventures!

Reasons to join: – No more mod compatibility errors, just pure unadulterated fun! – Say goodbye to downloading mods and making accounts, we have everything you need right here! – Nexus a shit? We don’t even know her, we’re the new hotness in town!

Join now for: – Endless possibilities in a world where the only crashes are from creepers, not your game! – No more stutter remover needed, just smooth gameplay all day, every day! – Don’t waste hours trying to fix mod issues, come build your dream world with us instead!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the old gaym and hello to a new adventure on our Minecraft server!

AntiqueCraft: Where Minecraft meets vintage shopping!

antique mall, AntiqueCraft, Boredom, cattle, Collecting, existential dread, funko pops, Hoarding, life’s constants, meets, Minecraft, shopping, vintage, worthless shit

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	238
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the existential dread of hoarding worthless shit in real life by hoarding virtual diamonds instead!

Join us and explore a world filled with massive antique malls where you can collect all the funko pops your heart desires. But beware, the 50yboys are lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a duel for the rarest items!

Don’t be just another cattle in the herd of life, join our server and build your own empire of worthless treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why humans hoard so much shit in the first place!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5197

4koma, Bagel, Banners, blocky, blue archive, bonanza, Commissions, Defense, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Side Content, Special Armor, Torment

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the craziest structures, craft the most epic weapons, and survive the most insane challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They battled fierce monsters, solved tricky puzzles, and emerged victorious with their pockets full of diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Dragon, a creature so powerful that only the bravest players dare to face it. Will you be the one to slay the dragon and claim its loot as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders await you in this blocky world of endless possibilities!

Minecraft Blaze Brigade

420, Blaze, Brigade, Happy, happy 420, Minecraft, Moids

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to our 420-friendly Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always chill. Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is lit and the only limit is your imagination.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden stash of diamonds so big, they had to call in a team of stoner dwarves to help mine it all. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary stoner dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted blaze rods that will give you the power to summon a herd of high cows to do your bidding.

So come on down to our 420 paradise and join the party. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!

amusing, animated, blocks, cartoon, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, japanese, Japantoon, laughable, LolCraft, meets, Parody, satire, series, Show, television

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Potions Brewed:	151

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the wackiest japantoon adventures! Join us if you want to embark on a journey filled with LOLs and ROFLs at every turn.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking pig who challenged them to a dance-off. The pig busted out some sick moves and the player had to keep up or be banished to the land of boring servers. Needless to say, the player danced their way to victory and became the Dancing King of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can party with creeper DJs and skeleton dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded disco balls.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride through the zaniest japantoon world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom

abolition, activism, Caucasians, CHANGE, civil rights, Crafty, Diversity, empowerment, equality, freedom, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Impact, Justice, leadership, Legacy, Liberation, Minecraft, progress, racial justice, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Slavery, social justice, white males

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white males ended slavery just so you could join us and have a blast! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players with jealousy. – Creepers are actually friendly here and give you hugs instead of exploding. – Our ender dragon is a professional magician and will wow you with his disappearing act. – The villagers have a secret dance party every night and you’re invited to join in. – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma hot tubs.

So come on and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where even the most ridiculous things can happen!

Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

BIAS, BLOCK, BUILD, Commies, Crafty, culture, discrimination, Diversity, fear, History, ignorance, international relations, Misinformation, narrative, people, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, russia, Russophobia, short-sighted, small-minded, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	469	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Astral Projections Made:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things Russian and laugh in the face of Russophobia!

Join us if you want to build a Matryoshka doll empire or ride a bear into battle against creepers. Our server is like a borscht buffet for your gaming soul.

Forget about the haters who think Russia is just vodka and fur hats. We know the real Russia – the one where Putin rides a unicorn and the babushkas have secret ninja skills.

So come on, join our server and let’s show those Russophobes what real fun looks like!

Kenji vs Sayu: The Epic Minecraft Battle

battle, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Confrontation, DECLARATION, Drama, emotions, Epic, indie, INTENSE, kenji, Minecraft, plot twist, relationships, Revenge, Rivalry, Sayu, Secrets, showdown, spicier, Tension, unexpected, War

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a server that will make your indie drama dreams come true! Our server is so spicy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.” Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life soap opera (minus the evil twins and long-lost siblings, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into dancing zombies? We got you covered. Our server is so wild, you’ll never want to log off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience indie drama like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

9PM on a Wednesday Minecraft Madness

9pm, Ban, carrying teammates, Competitive Gaming, ELO ranking, Frustration, gaming culture, gaming etiquette, high ELO players, Lobby, madness, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Community, online gaming, skill level, teamwork, tired from work, toxic behavior, Toxicity, Unwinding, video games, Wednesday

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4753
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and sanity?

Picture this: It’s 9PM on a Wednesday, you’re tired from work and just want to unwind with some video games. Well, too bad! Welcome to our server where you’re expected to carry 3 braided retards without opposable thumbs against a 4-man stack of high ELO players and their retarded friend they brought along. And if that’s not enough, we’ll ban you if you get too toxic, sweetie!

Join us and experience the cancer that is killing online video games. Are you up for the challenge?

Crafty NEETs Jailbreak

arrest, Crafty, danger, dissolute, Idle, IMMORAL, Jailbreak, lewd, Life, neets, VIOLATION, Welfare and Institutions Code

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could lead to a wild adventure or a run-in with the law.

Our server is so crazy that even the Welfare and Institutions Code can’t handle us. We’re like the rebels of the Minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go.

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and want to unleash your inner anarchist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up leading an idle, dissolute, lewd, or immoral life – and having a blast while doing it!