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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9312 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1798 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were just going to build a quaint little house and mine some diamonds. But oh no, that’s not how things work here. Suddenly, their house was upside down, the diamonds turned into emeralds, and the chickens started speaking in Shakespearean English. It was a wild ride, let me tell you.
So, if you want to experience the ultimate mindfuck movie of a Minecraft server, come join us! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Your reality will be shattered, your expectations will be twisted, and your mind will be thoroughly fucked. But hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?