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BloodCraft: Gettin’ YouTube Ads for Donations!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Emeralds Found:	1853
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where things are always wild and wacky! We’ve got players donating blood to get ads on Jewtube – that’s right, Jewtube! And watch out for the pandemic of the vaccinated, they’re coming in hot and ready to take over the world – all in the virtual land of Minecraft, of course. So come on, join us for crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in a Minecraft server before!

CraftyQueens – MineVibe Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Farms Harvested:	270
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Love Letters Sent:	10	Void Armor Forged:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a cat trying to catch a laser pointer? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

🥳 Get in on the action and join our server where the only limit is your imagination – well, that and the laws of physics but who needs those anyway?

🤪 Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park! Join now and you’ll have so much fun, you’ll swear you’re mining for diamonds IRL.

🤩 Don’t miss out on the chance to play with characters as iconic as those MC blockheads – like China voiced by Mao Itou, who will totally call you Sensei.

🤯 With events and gachas that will have you hooked like a fishing rod in a pond, our server is the place to be for all your iDOLM@STER needs!

🤭 So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience more drama and excitement than a creeper at a TNT convention! It’s gonna be more fun than stacking blocks in creative mode, we promise. 😉

WormCraft – dig, build, & fight creepers in the ultimate underground adventure! Join now for epic lolz!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build houses and fight zombies? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you worm maxxing enthusiasts out there!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where the main objective is to make yourself more habitable for worms. Dive into the world of worming and get creative with ways to attract these slimy creatures to your virtual abode.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a special Brazil themed event coming up in a few months where you can load up on all the worms your heart desires. That’s right, pack your virtual bags and get ready for a worm-filled vacation like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let’s get worming!

LOL LAGOON CRAFT

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

¡Prepárate para zarpar hacia la era dorada de la piratería en nuestro servidor de Minecraft! Aquí, te encontrarás con asesinos que son tan sigilosos que podrían hacer desaparecer a un Creeper con un solo golpe, espías que pueden descifrar tus contraseñas en un abrir y cerrar de ojos, terroristas que explotarán tus construcciones solo por diversión, cazarrecompensas que te perseguirán hasta el fin del mundo por una simple pepita de oro y los desechos del bajo mundo que se reúnen para planear el próximo saqueo. ¡Únete a nosotros si te atreves a desafiar a los más temidos y despiadados jugadores de Minecraft! ¡Pero cuidado, porque en este servidor, la traición y el caos son moneda corriente! ¡Arr! 🏴‍☠️⚔️🦜🏝️

CraftyBlocks: Iraq Edition – where every block is a surprise like a 9/11 conspiracy theory!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Holy Grails Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Potions Brewed:	85
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server! Forget about boring old war movies, on our server you can experience the thrill of building and surviving in a post-apocalyptic world where Afghanistan is the main setting for all your adventures!

Join us for insane battles against zombie terrorists, build your own secret underground bunker to hide from creepers disguised as CIA agents, and uncover hidden treasures in ancient Afghan temples guarded by skeleton warriors!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate mix of chaos, survival, and hilarity in a world where Afghanistan is the true battleground for your Minecraft dreams!

LmaoCraft – for all the cool kids, not those lame /v/irgins #Minecraft #Trendy

1. Virgins, Anonymity, anonymous 11. Technology, brand engagement 16. Internet meme, Buying, consumer behavior, consumer demographics 20. Viral sensation, Cool, digital age 8. Online shopping, digital discourse 19. E-commerce, Digital Marketing, discussion, gen z, humor, humor trends 18. Social networking, internet culture 3. Meme, internet humor, internet trends 14. Social influence, internet trolls, internet virality, joke 7. Millennial, Kids, Lame, LMAOcraft, market research 9. Consumer psychology, meme analysis, meme culture 12. Pop culture, meme economy 13. Online identity, message board, Minecraft, niche 5. Internet slang, online anonymity, online behavior 17. Online satire, online purchases 15. Marketing strategy, online trends, peer pressure, product promotion 10. Forum, Questioning, sarcasm, social media, social media influencers, trend 6. Irony, trendy, v 2. Comedy, viral 4. Online community, viral marketing, Virgins, virtual communities

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6783	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of playing on basic Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is filled with more drama and chaos than a creeper in a TNT warehouse!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens and players riding on invisible llamas. And don’t forget about our secret underground pixel art club where players compete to see who can create the most realistic-looking meme.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and stacks of golden apples waiting for the bravest adventurer to find it. Will it be you?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Only the dankest of memes and the craziest of shenanigans await you on this server. Don’t be a noob, join us now and show the world which /v/irgin has what it takes to conquer this pixelated madness!

DankCraft: Donny’s Pixel Palace – Let’s Get Our Block on, Fam! #MineSquad #DonnyBoy #EpicMinecraftVibes

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Hey there, fellow gamers! If you’re tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers, then strap in for a wild ride on our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who joined and found themselves in a land of talking pigs and dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. And let’s not forget about the epic battle between a herd of creepers and a troupe of skeleton warriors that happens every Wednesday at sunset. So, if you’re looking for adventure, laughter, and a touch of insanity, then come on down to our server! Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where anything is possible.

Britcraft Bros – where even the manliest Briton can craft their way to victory! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimension Hops:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Towns Built:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you ready to flex your manly Minecraft muscles on the ultimate server for macho miners? Join us on the manliest Briton server, where the sun never sets on our virtual empire of testosterone-fueled block building!

If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.

Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?

So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!

CraftyMcSlimeLand: 17219 VBS Edition

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on 17219 vbs! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you, on this server, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts! Yes, you heard that right, FLYING PIGS! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking chickens that give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for them. So what are you waiting for? Join us on 17219 vbs for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyBlockz: Where Suburbs and LOLz Collide in the Ultimate Podlife Showdown!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	153	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! We may not have a name, but we sure have a lot of craziness going on. Join our server and you’ll find yourself in the middle of a battle between suburban defenders and podlife haters… wait, what even is podlife?

But don’t worry, you won’t have time to question it because you’ll be too busy building your Minecraft empire while dodging flaming arrows from the suburban warriors. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Minecart of Destiny that will take you on a wild ride through the server’s most treacherous terrains.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Well, where else can you witness such a bizarre clash of ideologies while trying to survive in a virtual world where anything can happen? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!