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ScamCraft Minecraft Server

cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, email scam, fraud, HACKING, identity theft, internet scam, Minecraft, online fraud, online scams, online security, phishing, Phishing scams, scam, scam prevention, scam stories, scam tactics, ScamCraft, scamming techniques, Server, social engineering

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of getting scammed by noobs on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the only scam you’ll encounter is when someone tries to convince you that diamond armor is out of style! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and the occasional creeper explosion that will leave you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your virtual block! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

EliminateCreepers

climate change, Corruption, Deforestation, Destruction, discrimination, Disease, Earth, Eliminate, EliminateCreepers, Extinction, Greed, Hunger, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, Pollution, POVERTY, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3002	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

If you could eliminate 1 thing from earth, it should definitely be the lack of fun and craziness on our epic Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for juggling! So come on over and say goodbye to boring old reality, and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

SaveFileSobStories

100% complete, 99% complete, console gaming, digital loss, Disaster, Frustration, game over, gamer problems, Gaming, Heartbreaking, incomplete save, long tail tags, losing save file, PC Gaming, progress lost, save data, SaveFileSobStories, setback, starting over, video game, worst feeling

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	29

so, like, imagine this: you spend hours and hours building the most epic castle in minecraft, right? like, you’re almost done, just putting the finishing touches on it. then BAM! your computer crashes and you lose 99% of your progress. devastating, right?

well, guess what? on our server, that kind of tragedy will never happen! because we have magical save file protection that guarantees your progress will never be lost. like, ever. you could build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig and it will be safe and sound forever.

plus, we have the most epic events you’ve ever seen in minecraft. like, once a month, we have a massive battle royale where everyone fights to the death with diamond swords and enchanted armor. winner gets a real life chicken nugget delivered to their doorstep. no joke.

oh, and did we mention our custom plugins? we have one that turns all the creepers into dancing llamas that drop diamonds when you kill them. and another that lets you ride a flying pig around the map. it’s like a magical piggyback ride, but in minecraft.

so, like, why waste your time on boring servers when you could be on ours, where the fun never stops and the craziness never ends? join us now and experience minecraft like never before!

Parkinson’s Blood Test Quest

biomarker, Blood, Blood Test, Diagnosis, disease detection, early intervention, health technology, Healthcare, innovative research, less invasive, medical advancements, medical progress, medical testing, neurological disorders, neurology, Objective, Parkinson’s Disease, parkinsons, patient care, quantifiable, Quest, research, scientific breakthrough, test

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5126	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to like, find a server that’s like, totally out of this world? well, u gotta join this server, cuz like, we got the most INSANE stuff goin on here. like, for realz, we got this secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta like, solve crazy puzzles and defeat epic bosses to get in. it’s like, totally wild, dude.

and get this, we also have this super rare blood test minigame where u gotta diagnose players with Parkinson’s disease. it’s like, so intense and challenging, but also like, super fun. u gotta be quick and accurate to win, cuz the stakes are high. but don’t worry, we got like, expert doctors on standby to help out if things get too crazy.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a total blast, dude.

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Cross-Play, Economy, MMORPG RPG Multiplayer Sandbox Adventure Crafting Exploration Quests Building PVP Survival Fantasy Economy Skills Customization Open world Community Mods Server Online gaming, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9553
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Survival server with Towny, Pets, In-game Ranks, Professions, Shop and much more. You will be able to rank up by earning money within the game (there are no VIPs). You will be able to have your own pets to ride that will help you defend yourself against hostile mobs. You will also be able to specialize in certain professions and create your own town.

Tango.minehost.pro

FIRST CIS SERVER WITH EARNINGS Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Battles, Bedwars, Castlewars, Clans, Competition, creativity, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Fly, Free Admin, Grief, Grief mode, Hardcore, imagination, island upgrades, Large Online, Mini Games, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, teamwork, Vanilla, wealth, Weddings

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

We have:

1)? Anarchy with an auction: Unleash your creative imagination, because with us you can build everything you dreamed of or destroy other people’s dreams. Use the auction to buy the necessary items or sell unnecessary ones to become the richest!

? Quests and PvP system: You will find many tasks that will allow you to feel the spirit of adventure. Hunt monsters, fish and much more! And if you are strong on an ace, then our PvP system guarantees an unforgettable immersion in battles, just like at ChTZ.

? Clans: Team up with your friends and create the most powerful clan on the server. Use your teamwork skills to become local authorities!

2) ? Skyblock with a quest system and island upgrades: Rise to the skies and create your own island in the clouds! Dive into amazing quests, discover new opportunities and build the most trumps heavenly kingdom.

3)? Grief Mode: We offer you to plunge into unbridled lawlessness and absolute freedom of action. Here you can grief other tramps, and enjoy it!

4) ? Mini-games: Our server also offers exciting mini-games such as Bedwars, Skywars and Castlewars. Take up the challenge and compete with other players!

Experience unforgettable emotions, explore unique opportunities and become a local boss on our powerful Minecraft server! Join us today and plunge into incredible adventures!

pixel.cybermine.pro

DysonSphereServer: Where even the creepers can’t resist the power of clean energy!

#addons, accessible, adventurers, airships, Biomes, building materials, casual gamers, clean, Clockwork, Community, Create, CREEPERS, decor, DysonSphereServer, ENERGY, eureka ships, gameplay, GregTech, Immersive, Magic, Mekanism, Minecraft, Modded, Performance, power, Resist, Space Addon, SphereMC, tech enthusiasts, Valkyrien Skies

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	418
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

The Dyson Sphere Minecraft Server

Server Information
Version: Minecraft 1.20.1
Modpack: The Dyson Sphere
Difficulty: Mild
RAM Recommendation: 6GB minimum

Join our server!

We offer a fantastic community and engaging modded experience using our very own blend of mods. Simple and quick! Updated modpack ⭐

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

Introducing The Dyson Sphere modpack. It’s only a simulation. This pack is built on Minecraft 1.20.1 and is inspired by the legendary ‘All the Mods 9’, but trimmed to maximize gameplay and performance. The Dyson Sphere offers an immersive world filled with modded biomes, magic, and technology including Create and its addons, as well as Clockwork: Create x Valkyrien Skies.

Our focus with Dyson Sphere is to craft a modded experience that is accessible yet engaging, making it ideal for a wide range of players.

Join Us!

We’re looking for more members to join our server! Ready to be part of our community? Make a quick ticket on Discord: https://discord.gg/spheremc

OtokojukuCraft Minecraft Server

80s anime, action anime, Anime, anime adaptation, anime industry, anime nostalgia, anime production, anime recommendation, classic anime, comedy anime, cult classic anime, current year, long-running anime, Manga adaptation, martial arts anime, Minecraft, OtokojukuCraft, retro anime, Sakigake!! Otokojuku, school anime, Server, shonen jump, tough guys anime

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like the anime Sakigake!! Otokojuku on steroids!

Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as the characters in the anime. Want to build a giant robot to fight off hordes of zombies? Go for it! Feel like starting a rebellion against the oppressive admin team? We dare you!

But be warned, once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of madness and mayhem where anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

CreepCraft SMP: /thread

booty call, Chad, creep, CreepCraft, creepmaxxing, cropped tank top, daisy dukes, flip flops, glimpses, horny, nofap, pajeetcels, Schedule, sexy feet, sexy legs, smp, Soles, STARING, Stories, Thread, Tips, Women

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ores Mined:	9392	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to share your creepmaxxing tips and stories with other players! Imagine building a virtual world where you can creep on pixelated women in daisy dukes and cropped tank tops, all while perfecting your nofap skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of some sexy virtual soles in flip flops. Just remember, if a girl catches you staring, it’s probably because she got a booty call from Chad and had to change her schedule. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some outrageous adventures in our Minecraft world!

ToddlerTurf Minecraft Server

accommodations, camper, covid, extended family, family vacation, Forest, grand canyon, Introvert, lake house, last minute trip, Minecraft, neighbors, Niece, privacy, Resentment, room, Server, Siblings, sleeping arrangements, small talk, Toddler, ToddlerTurf, Vegas

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep in a neighbor’s camper (unless you want to, of course).

Join us for a virtual getaway where you can build your dream lake house without worrying about toddler bed-stealers. Our server is perfect for introverts who just want to escape from it all and avoid awkward small talk with the neighbors.

And if things get too crazy with your family, just hop on our server and escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster. Who needs a family vacation when you can have a virtual adventure in Vegas and the Grand Canyon instead?

So ditch the family trip and join our server for a vacation you’ll never forget (and won’t have to share a room with a toddler)!