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YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

bridezilla, casual attire, Country Life, Cousins wedding, Cowboy boots, cowboy boots controversy, dress code, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family event, family expectations, fashion choice., formal wear, Minecraft, rehearsal dinner, Server, wedding attire, wedding attire debate, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, YeehawCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Runes Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where the bride is a bridezilla, the groomsmen wear clearance shoes, and the dress code for the rehearsal dinner is jeans and a nice top. But wait, there’s more! Show up in cowboy boots and watch the chaos unfold as the cousin and his fiancée judge your footwear choices. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a wild ride of wings, drinks, and questionable fashion decisions!

SchizoSisCarLivingAITA

car living, caregiving, Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, homelessness, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, medication adherence, medication management, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, personal boundaries, pill organizer, schizophrenia, schizophrenia symptoms, SchizoSisCarLivingAITA, self-care, sibling relationships

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a wild adventure? Join us and experience the chaos of living with your older sister who has schizophrenia!

Imagine the thrill of constantly reminding your sister to take her medication, only to have her yell at you and tell you to leave her alone. But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as she accuses you of talking behind her back with your mom about her mental illness, all while threatening to live in her car.

But don’t worry, we provide a pill organizer for all players to keep their meds in check and ensure a clean gaming environment. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of living with a mentally unstable sibling!

NeighborlyMischief Minecraft SMP

bizarre behavior, bizarre neighbors, eccentric behavior, eccentric neighbors, Minecraft, NeighborlyMischief, neighbours, odd habits, odd neighbors, peculiar actions, peculiar habits, peculiar neighbors, quirky behavior, quirky habits, quirky neighbors, smp, strange behavior, strange neighbors, unusual activities, unusual habits, unusual neighbors, weird habits, weird neighbors

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	178	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Oh boy, let me tell you about the wild antics happening on this Minecraft SMP! Our neighbors are always up to some crazy shenanigans. One time, I saw them building a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pool of lava – talk about a thrilling ride! And don’t even get me started on the time they tried to domesticate creepers as pets… let’s just say it didn’t end well for anyone involved. If you want to witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, you’ve got to join this server. Who knows what kind of madness will happen next!

BeliefCraft: Santa in the Nether!

BeliefCraft, childhood beliefs, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood naivety, childhood wonder, funny beliefs, funny memories, growing up, hindsight, hindsight humor, learning experiences, looking back, mistaken beliefs, naive beliefs, Nether, ridiculous beliefs, santa, silly beliefs

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mines Excavated:	4800	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret portal at bedrock level that transports you to a hidden Chinese village where pandas ride around on minecarts and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of golden apples. Just be careful of the guardian chicken that protects it – he’s a tough clucker to crack.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Potions Brewed:	74	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

arrest, arrested, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyCzarMurderMystery, crime, high-profile, husband, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder charge, office shootout, oligarch, power, richest woman, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, violence, wealth

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2211
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crops Grown:	1269	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Behavior, Biting, bugs, fear, humor, hypothetical situation, insects, mosquitoes, Mosquitos, outdoor activities, Pest Control, Phobia, Psychology, public places, social anxiety, Social Interaction, socially, Summertime

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	294	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Potions Brewed:	142	Secret Passages Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Pixel Scent Trail

PIXEL, scent, Trail

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Endless Night Skies:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, minecraft server, Private, Russian, SUPER KIT SETS, Survival, UNIQUE TRADING, vanguardMC

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

217.106.107.192:27881

Endless Victory Minecraft Server

asset recovery, COMEBACK, convincing opponents, Endless, game changer, Minecraft, never giving up, nullifying losses, outlasting enemies, overcoming adversity, perseverance, resilience, resilience in adversity, Server, strategy, success, triumph, turning the tide, ultimate victory, Unbeatable, Victory, winning

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!