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PublicLifestealSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	5530	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mines Excavated:	1391	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

PubLifestealSMP is more than just a Minecraft server – it’s a vibrant community where your creativity and adventure meet endless possibilities. Our server is designed to provide an unparalleled experience for players of all types, from seasoned veterans to enthusiastic newcomers.

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EveCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced AI, artificial hyperintelligence, artificial intelligence spouse, cybernetic partner, digital spouse, Eve, EveCraft, futuristic partnership, futuristic romance, Futuristic technology, human consciousness merge, human-AI relationship, love story, Maciek Nowicki, Marriage, Minecraft, Pure, Sci Fi, sentient being, Server, stellar blade, technology marriage

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Buildings Constructed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, Maciek Nowicki is married to artificial hyperintelligence, Eve! That’s right, we’ve got a love story between a human and a robot that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Introducing the Stellar Blade, a weapon so powerful it can slice through diamond like butter. Want to show off your skills and dominate the competition? Join us and wield the Stellar Blade with pride.

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you, our server is PURE. That’s right, no hackers, no griefers, just pure, unadulterated fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

HomelessSteveMC SMP – Building Better Blocks, Not Homes!

advocacy, Assistance, Awareness, blocks, building, Community, compassion, Empathy, Homeless, homelessness, HomelessSteveMC, Homes, Marginalized, misconceptions, Outreach, POVERTY, Resources, Rural, Shelters, smp, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, Support, Urban, vulnerable

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Magic Items Found:	2404
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2211
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ores Mined:	6686	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and witness the epic saga of the homeless villagers who have taken over our server. They roam the lands, stealing crops, and causing mischief wherever they go. But don’t worry, they’re harmless… most of the time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them in the name of all that is good and holy?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in the world of blocky madness!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Cancer, CarCraft, Chemo, Communication, delivery services, groceries, groceries left in car, Healthcare, Kids, lung cancer, Minecraft, misunderstandings, port surgery, refrigerated items, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, s/o, SCHOOL LUNCH, Server, Significant Other, UNFAIR, unloading groceries

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Star Shards Collected:	135
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dimension Hops:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes your family drama look like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show. Need a break from your real-life chaos? Come escape to our server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find some missing groceries in your trunk that your s/o conveniently forgot about. But don’t worry, we won’t make you replace them – unless you want to trade them for some diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

family acceptance, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family dinners, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family pressure, family priorities, family relationships, family respect, Family Support, family tradition, family unity, Family Values, monthly dinners, NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dinners? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no judgment on your cooking skills!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid family drama like the plague. No more passive-aggressive comments about your cooking or judgmental stares from relatives. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures.

Join now and leave behind the stress of family dinners. Who needs their approval when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise not to criticize your virtual cooking skills – unless you burn down the virtual kitchen, then we might have to have a chat. So come on in and let’s have some fun!

NoBoysAllowedMC SMP

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, Etiquette, gender, inappropriate, Men, NoBoysAllowedMC, questions, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, smp, social norms, taboo, Women

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who will only attack you if you’re not wearing the latest trends in armor. And don’t even get me started on our villagers, they throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft.

But be warned, there is one question you should never ask on our server: “Can I borrow your enchanted diamond sword?” Trust us, you do not want to know the consequences of that question.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself building a rollercoaster made entirely out of gold blocks. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

CraftyGooglerz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyGooglerz, Curiosity, funny, GOOGLE, INFORMATION, internet, odd, peculiar, query, question.., quirky, Random, Ridiculous, search, search engine, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Have you ever Googled “how to train a llama to breakdance”? Well, if you have, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! We have a whole llama breakdancing academy where you can train your llama to bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting tournaments. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark sheep and party-loving creepers. It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you!

CraftyMedics Minecraft Server

Body, brutality, CraftyMedics, crime, Doctor, Evidence, Forensic, Hospital, investigation, Justice, Kolkata, law enforcement, Minecraft, murder, naked, on-duty, Server, sexual assault, Shocking.., SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a Kolkata hospital up in here! Except instead of gruesome murders, we got epic battles and crazy adventures! Imagine finding a naked body in the game, but instead of being scared, you’re just like “lolz, who did this prank?!”

Join us for some penetrative fun (but not like that, keep it PG, kids)! Explore the wild world of Minecraft with us and see what kind of insane stories you can create. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

big, Ceasefire, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Largest Surrender, Military, military strategy, peace talks, Reports, Russian Invasion, Russian troops, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukraines, War, WIN

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6078
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.

imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!

MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3330
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!