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OoneBlock

Auctionhouse, Boss, Crates, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Grinding, ISLAND, Join, Methods, Minecraft, Minehut, MONEY, OneBlock, OoneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Staff, Survival, Top, tops, Trade, Vanilla

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Ooneblock.minehut.gg ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Welcome to OoneBlock, currently the Best running OneBlock server on Minehut, it is a very simple vanilla based oneblock with various methods to grind and grow your island and be one of the Tops.

The server is 4 weeks old, so hurry and join now and make tons of money and race to the top from Dailys, selling items either on AuctionHouse or Trade with players, Crates, Boss and many more methods you will discover once you join! so what are you waiting for?

We are now in need of staff members and more help

Join now on Ooneblock.minehut.gg – Discord: https://discord.gg/MqbsGtpZ

Ooneblock.minehut.gg

SqueejCraft: Where Endermen Roam, Creepers Explode, and Players Struggle to Find Diamonds!

Authentic gameplay, build anything, CREEPERS, diamonds, endermen, explode, Find, INFORMATION, Lag-free, Land Claims, minecraft server, multiplayer, multiplayer experience, No hacking, no limits, Players, premium hardware, roam, rules, Semi Vanilla, server quick menu, Set homes, SqueejCraft, Struggle, stunning view distances, Survival, Teleport Requests, Trade shops, vanilla-themed

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SqueejCraft Minecraft Server

IP	squeejcraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where we prioritize authentic gameplay, stunning view distances and the freedom to build anything with almost no limits. Experience a nearly vanilla survival adventure, thanks to our premium hardware that minimizes lag while preserving key features.

To enhance the multiplayer experience, we offer convenient tools like permanent land claims, trade shops using chests and signs, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and much more.

For additional information, type /info upon logging in, or use /s to access the server’s quick menu.

Rules

Be respectful. Be chill
No discrimination
No arguing or fighting
Hacking is not allowed
X-Ray is not allowed
Griefing is not allowed
Stealing is not allowed
Avoid swearing if possible
No excessive overbreeding
No advertising

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	No, only Vanilla gameplay is allowed. Any use of mods may result in a ban.
Are there any specific building rules?	While we encourage creativity, please refrain from building offensive or inappropriate structures.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing may be banned.
How can I protect my land from being stolen?	Players can use the land claim feature to protect their builds and belongings from others.
Can I request teleports to other players?	Yes, players can use teleport requests to easily travel to their friends’ locations.

Silly Furball Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Badass Women, comic book, COSPLAY, Edition, Fan art, FANTASY, Female Protagonists, Furball, Gaming, girls with guns, graphic novel, gunslinger, illustration, Manga, Minecraft, role playing, s/fur, Server, silly, strong female characters, video game

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you – S/fur Girls with Guns Edition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with badass female characters armed to the teeth with all kinds of crazy weapons. From rocket launchers to laser guns, these girls mean business and they’re not afraid to show it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on hordes of zombie pigs and evil creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join S/fur Girls with Guns Edition today and get ready for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when one of those gun-toting girls might sneak up on you!

Final Battle Music Minecraft SMP

action scene, anime music, background music, battle, Battle Music, Battle Theme, Climax, Dramatic Music, Epic Music, fighting music, FINAL, final battle, heroic music, intense music, long tail tags, Minecraft, Music, music plays, OP music, Orchestral Music, Powerful Music, smp, Soundtrack, video game music

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the final battle is just a snoozefest? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the final battle is accompanied by epic dubstep music that will have you feeling like a total badass as you fight to the death!

Picture this: You’re facing off against the server’s biggest PvP pro, sweat dripping down your face as you frantically click your mouse in a desperate attempt to take them down. And then, out of nowhere, the music kicks in and suddenly you’re in a full-blown action movie montage, complete with slow-motion shots of arrows flying through the air and explosions going off in the background. It’s like something out of a Michael Bay film, except you’re the star!

So why settle for a boring old server when you could be part of something truly epic? Join us and experience the thrill of battle like never before. Just make sure you’ve got your best PvP gear ready, because things are about to get wild!

NoSisNoHouse

Boundaries, couch surfing, Eviction, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial struggles, INDEPENDENCE, job stability, NoSisNoHouse, partying lifestyle, personal boundaries, personal space, self-sufficiency, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, spare room, stable home, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than letting your sister crash on your couch? Look no further! Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world without any unwanted houseguests.

Join us and avoid the drama of having your sister turn your house into a party zone while you’re out mining for diamonds. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama getting in the way.

Don’t let your sister guilt trip you into letting her move in – join our server instead and build a virtual mansion where she’s not invited! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family feuds. So come on over and leave the eviction drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

PupDefender Minecraft SMP

#boxer, akita, Belgian Malinois, Bullmastiff, cane corso, canine heroes, Doberman Pinscher, Dog Breeds, German shepherd, Great Dane, guard dogs, loyal companions, MASTIFF, Minecraft, protection dogs, PupDefender, real threat, Rhodesian Ridgeback, Rottweiler, smp, Staffordshire Terrier

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Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, constantly on the lookout for creepers and zombies? Join our SMP and let our pack of genetically modified super dogs protect you from any real threat that comes your way! These dogs are trained in the ancient art of Minecraft combat and have saved our players from everything from Ender Dragons to rogue llamas. Plus, they’re great at fetching diamonds! Join now and experience the ultimate canine protection in Minecraft!

LoveLetterCraft

Affection, ANONYMOUS, Communication, confession, Crush, emotions, feelings, Gesture, handwritten, Heartfelt, love letter, LoveLetterCraft, Memory, Mystery, Received, relationship, romance, secret admirer, Sender, Surprise, Who

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Are you tired of receiving love letters from boring old villagers in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll receive love letters from none other than the Ender Dragon herself! That’s right, she’s smitten with your block-building skills and wants you to join our server so you two can build a castle together and live happily ever after.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu. You’ll become a master in no time and be able to defend your creations from any griefers who dare to mess with your pixelated paradise.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Join now and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary ghostly figure as he roams the virtual plains, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Chemicals, control, Dangerous, enforcement, illegal, International, investigation, Minecraft, Potential, precursors, Risk, russia, SECURITY, Seizure, Server, shipment, SMUGGLING, spain, suspicious, trafficking

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have 13 tons of chemicals ready for you to use in battle against your enemies! we even have possible chemical weapon precursors for those extra spicy attacks!

imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.

join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

YouthCraft: North Korea Edition

1.4 Million Youth, Claims, Conflict, Dictatorship, east asia, Edition, holy war, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korea, Korean Peninsula, Military, military training, mobilisation, north, North Korea, North Korean news, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Propaganda, state media, totalitarian regime, Youth Recruitment, YouthCraft

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mobilized 1.4 million youth for a “holy war” against the creepers and zombies! yea, you heard that right, we are taking minecraft to a whole new level with our army of fearless warriors ready to defend our land.

our server is so lit that even north korea is jealous of our epic battles and insane builds. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by our elite squad of llama warriors.

if you think you have what it takes to join our army and conquer the minecraft world, then come on over and show us what you got. but be warned, the creepers are not the only thing you need to watch out for on our server. we also have a secret society of evil villagers plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little.

Meteorite Mayhem Server

asteroid belt, asteroid impacts, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, collisions, cosmic debris, cosmic origins, geology, impact craters, impact events, Jupiter, mars, MAYHEM, meteorite, meteorites, planetary collisions, planetary science, Server, solar system, Space, space exploration, space rocks

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yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got meteorites raining down like confetti at a party! why settle for boring old diamonds when you can mine for space rocks, amirite?

imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?

plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!

remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Farms Harvested:	811
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

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OoneBlock

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SqueejCraft: Where Endermen Roam, Creepers Explode, and Players Struggle to Find Diamonds!

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Silly Furball Minecraft Server

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Final Battle Music Minecraft SMP

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NoSisNoHouse

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PupDefender Minecraft SMP

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LoveLetterCraft

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ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

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YouthCraft: North Korea Edition

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Meteorite Mayhem Server

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Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Emeralds Found:	1004	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1039	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Towns Built:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14