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Post Internet Forgetful Craft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it be like a time machine for ur brain, bro. like, u know how people born after the internet gonna forget more stuff than all their ancestors? well, dis server be like a brain gym to keep ur memory sharp, ya feel me?

we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. u ain’t gonna see that on any other server, that’s for sure.

plus, we got the friendliest community ever. like, one time a player lost their diamond sword and everyone banded together to find it. turns out it was stuck in a chicken’s butt the whole time! hilarious, right?

so come join us and have a blast, cuz this server be like a party for ur brain and ur funny bone. trust me, u won’t regret it!

CasualMinecraft

Adventure, Builders, casualminecraft, classic experience, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, friendly community, Fun, gameplay, Immersion, innovation, java, Legacy, new players, no-frills survival, smp, Trailer

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Towns Built:	10	Ores Mined:	9570
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Casual Minecraft Server

IP	casualminecraft.fun
Bedrock IP	play.casualminecraft.fun (19132)

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed! Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

📍 Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

📱 Bedrock IP: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

🎥 Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

Mystic Biome Quests 1.20.2

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of building your own bidet and having it pooped in by random strangers!

We don’t give a crap about your feelings, so come join us and suck on some chunks while you’re at it.

Only fat idiots need apply, because we like our players thicc and ready to take on the challenge of surviving in a world where bidets are fair game for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyHub Minecraft Server

$1000/mo, $150/mo, AITAH, bills, children, Conversation, cover, CraftyHub, Cultural, family, financial responsibility, husband, irked, Minecraft, oldest son, provide, Request, savings, serious conversation, Server, Step up, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets financial responsibility in the most absurd way possible! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where your husband is secretly funding his family’s bills without your knowledge. Will you confront him and demand he stop, or will you embrace the chaos and continue building your virtual empire while your in-laws live rent-free in your pixelated world?

Explore the wonders of a server where cultural expectations and sibling dynamics collide, all while trying to save up for that new diamond sword you’ve been eyeing. Will you be the hero who stands up to the family freeloaders, or will you join forces with them and create a Minecraft dynasty like no other?

Join now and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and a whole lot of virtual drama. Who knew that building blocks could lead to such a wild ride? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this outrageous adventure – join our server today and let the madness begin!

NeighborlyMinecraftNote

apartment building, apartment community, apartment etiquette, apartment living, apartment neighbor communication, apartment neighbor conflicts, apartment neighbors, apartment noise, apartment noise levels, apartment noise policies, apartment walls, considerate neighbors, hearing impairment, neighbor disputes, neighborly communication, neighborly relations, NeighborlyMinecraftNote, noise complaints, quiet hours, sleep deprivation

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as noisy as your upstairs neighbor vacuuming at 7am? Look no further! Our server is so loud, it’ll shake your walls just like those dumbbells dropping at 1-3am. And don’t worry, we blast music so loud that even the ghosts in your garage can hear it.

Join us if you love the sound of chaos and want to experience sleep deprivation like never before. Our server is perfect for those who work 12 hour shifts and are in school full time – we’ll make sure you never get a good night’s sleep again! Plus, we have a special feature for the hearing impaired, so you can enjoy all the noise without missing a beat.

So come on down to our server and leave your sanity at the door. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop chaos and mayhem? Join now and embrace the madness!

20MillionaireMinecraftSMP

20MillionaireMinecraftSMP, Age 20+, asset allocation, budgeting, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Success, Investments, long-term planning, million dollars, money management, personal finance, retirement planning, savings, wealth management

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a million dollars to give away to every player who joins, like what even is life right now?! You could buy like a million diamond blocks with that kind of money, or maybe even a pet dragon to ride around on while you conquer the land.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered all over the map filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And rumor has it that if you find all the chests, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your ability to not get blown up by a creeper). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

EyeRollCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a zombie in a graveyard? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft boredom!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is taking salsa lessons!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to build pixelated empires in a single click. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where ghasts serve up spicy fireball burritos!

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

GoldRushGals Minecraft Server

african women, artisanal gold mine, artisanal mining, collapse, Disaster, Fatalities, gender inequality, gold extraction, gold production, GoldRushGals, Illegal mining, Mali, Minecraft, Mining (Industry), mining accident, occupational hazards, safety regulations, Server, Tragedy, West Africa, West African mining, Women, workplace safety

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1923

LOL come join our minecraft server, where you won’t get killed by a collapsing gold mine, unless you dig straight down like a total noob! we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our creepers are trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and evil llamas, or just chill in our pixelated hot tub with a bunch of friendly zombies. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to hang out with us!

Don’t miss out on the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server in the universe! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all our cake!

ZelenskyCraft: No Deals Without Ukraine!

Conflict Resolution, Deals, Diplomacy, diplomatic discussions, diplomatic relations, diplomatic strategy, foreign policy, international relations, negotiation approach, negotiation principles, negotiation process, negotiation stance, negotiation tactics, negotiations, peace talks, political news, Ukraine, Ukraine government, ukraine president, Ukraine stance, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Holy Grails Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server where ukraine is like NOPE NOT ACCEPTING THIS DEAL I DIDN’T HELP NEGOTIATE IT. zelensky be like “nah fam, i ain’t playin’ that game”. so come join our server where we negotiate deals like a boss and don’t take no crap from nobody. we got crazy stories like zelensky riding a pig into battle against the evil villagers who tried to steal all our diamonds. join now for epic adventures and drama like ukraine in the world stage.

Phone Zone Fun Craft

blood cells, cell phone, Craft, Document, dynamic, effects, electromagnetic radiation, Evidence, Fun, health, in vivo, long tail, Medical, mobile phone exposure, Phone, research, rouleaux formation, scientific discovery, study, tags, Technology, Ultrasonography, Zone

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1325	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

so, like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s like, da craziest place eva. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da macarena, and zombies breakdancin’ like dere’s no tomorrow.

if u join, u can witness da epic battle between Steve and a giant chicken dat shoots fireballs outta its butt. it’s like, da stuff of legends, man.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret underground disco club where da skeletons and spiders go to party? yeah, it’s wild.

so, if u wanna experience all dis madness and more, join dis server now. trust me, u won’t regret it.