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Dumping 100k Link at $30 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about money? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we dump 100k links at the low, low price of $30! But beware, the fat man refuses to touch $30 bills because he’s convinced they’re cursed by a mischievous Minecraft witch! Join us for crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs normal when you can have outrageous? Join now and let the madness begin!

VtuberSlutCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2642	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Detective Dumpy Edition where you’ll embark on wild adventures with our resident detective, Dumpy the potato.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Dumpy solved a mystery involving a gang of evil chickens who were stealing all the diamond blocks in the land. With his trusty magnifying glass and potato powers, Dumpy cracked the case and saved the day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you all night long. And don’t forget about our secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper-infested caves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Detective Dumpy Edition awaits!

PieThiefProbsLOL

aita, annoyance, Boundaries, Communication, Communication Issues, Disrespect, eating habits, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, Food, food sharing, husband, husband-wife dynamics, Marriage, mocking, Petty, PieThiefProbsLOL, relationship issues, Respect, sharing

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Runes Activated:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of your significant other stealing your food and making you question your sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own food fortress to protect your precious snacks from any sneaky spouses.

Imagine a world where you can finally enjoy a slice of pie without worrying about it mysteriously disappearing. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate food defense system.

Don’t let your husband mock you for wanting to enjoy your own meals in peace. Join our server and show him who’s boss in the battle for food supremacy. It’s time to take back control of your snacks and build a world where your culinary creations are safe from any hungry invaders. Join now and let the food wars begin!

SafeWordCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or maybe you’re into building elaborate structures only to have them blown up by a mischievous group of creepers.

And don’t even get us started on the PvP battles – it’s like a medieval brawl mixed with a futuristic laser show! So, what’s your safe word? Because once you join our server, you’ll need it to survive the chaos and madness that awaits you.

TeslaCraft: Musk’s Pay Package Fiasco

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. And get this, they also found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with unicorns and rainbows. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll have the power to fly like a majestic eagle. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance the night away. It’s lit, fam.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this epic Minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

30Under30FamousWomenOver40Men

30Under30FamousWomenOver40Men, Acting, age, Ageism, Celebrities, Diversity, Entertainment, famous actors, film industry, gender, Gender Roles, Hollywood, Men, older actors, over 40, Stereotypes, success, talent, under 30, Women, young actresses

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Get ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – all the famous actors under 30 play on our server! Yup, you heard me right. Emma Stone, Jennifer Lawrence, and even Tom Holland are all building epic castles and battling creepers right alongside you. And that’s not all, folks. The famous actors over 40? They’re all there too, but they’re too busy trying to figure out how to craft a diamond sword to bother you. So come on down to our server and join the wildest, star-studded adventure of your life!

CraftyDiversity Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Farms Harvested:	927
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Towns Built:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Are you tired of all those Minecraft servers trying to be all serious and intellectual with their references to anime, books, sports, and cars? Well, look no further because our server is a complete escape from all of that nonsense!

Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is blocky adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is so wild and wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

Forget about trying to impress anyone with your knowledge of obscure subreddits, because on our server, the only thing you need to know is how to have a good time. So come on over and join us for some ridiculous fun that will have you saying “Nada” to all those other boring servers!

WrestleQueens Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can witness the most epic battles between beautiful lesbian couples of professional wrestling! Watch as they build towering structures with their bare hands, using their wrestling skills to take down any creeper that dares to get in their way.

Join our server for a chance to see these fierce fighters unleash their signature moves, like the Rainbow Suplex and the Love Lockdown. And don’t worry, their love knows no bounds, so expect plenty of heartwarming moments as they build a world filled with rainbows and unicorns.

But beware, if you cross them, you might just find yourself on the receiving end of a smackdown like no other. So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to bring your A-game, because these ladies don’t mess around when it comes to defending their turf!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your strategic skills and make you feel like a grandmaster? Look no further than our server, where you can face off against the legendary chess champion “Josh”!

Join our server and engage in epic chess battles with a 97-year-old former national champion who will give you a run for your money. Watch out, he may not remember what day it is, but he sure knows how to checkmate like a boss!

One player, let’s call him “Bob”, dared to challenge Josh and ended up getting schooled for 6 hours straight. Josh may have missed dinner, but he sure made Bob rethink his chess skills.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want to test your chess prowess against a seasoned veteran, join our server now! Who knows, you may even get called a “young punk” by Josh himself. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to play against the meanest old buzzard in the chess world!

ImpulseCraft: Mind in a Box

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	278
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Towns Built:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

join this minecraft server and escape the dark box of your brain! become a blocky hero and fight off evil creepers with your mighty pickaxe! build a castle so big, it’ll make the ender dragon jealous! unlock secret worlds where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky! trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure! come join us and let’s make some memories together, one block at a time!

Fermium MC: Where you can level up your tools and race blocks infinitely! Join for epic quests and custom model weapons!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	6228	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Fermium MC Survival Server Overview

Features
Custom crops and farming
Upgradable spawners
Upgradable hoppers
Filtered hoppers
Spawn plots
Custom fishing
Custom ores (based on terraria)
Custom weapons, armor and tools
Custom items (ex: world expander)
Custom models (ex: furniture)
Infinite blocks (builders love those)
Inv backups (up to 50 per player)
Item recycle (recycle your items)
Player shop plots at spawn
Leveled mobs for challenge
Infernal mobs
Death Chests
Tool leveling
Chest sort
Temp fly
Land claims
Quests
Daily quests
Backpacks
Bank
Server map
Builder wands
Sell wands
Chat games
Custom currency
Rotating shop
Jobs
Player warps
Marriage system
Pet petting
Ranks
Shopkeepers
Vote party
Quarries
Skills
Races

FAQ

1. How can I join the Fermium MC Survival server?

To join the server, simply use the IP: play.fermium-mc.fun

2. What kind of custom features does the server offer?

The server offers a wide range of features such as custom crops, farming, spawners, hoppers, ores, weapons, armor, tools, items, models, and more.

3. Are there any special gameplay mechanics on the server?

Yes, the server has unique gameplay mechanics like tool leveling, chest sorting, temp fly, land claims, quests, daily quests, backpacks, and more.

4. Is there a currency system on the server?

Yes, the server has a custom currency system along with player warps, a bank, jobs, and a rotating shop.

5. Can players engage in social activities on the server?

Players can participate in activities like marriage system, pet petting, chat games, player ranks, shopkeepers, vote parties, races, and more.