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Middle School Market

Adventure, alliances, challenge, Combat, Competition, Economy, gameplay, Hardcore, loyalty, MCMMO, MONEY, Progression, PvP, Ranks, REWARD, Risk, Rivalry, strategy, success, Survival, teamwork, Trading, wealth

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	112	Villages Defended:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Welcome to Market SMP! play.marketsmp.com

Here, it’s all about climbing the ranks and amassing wealth! Your rank reflects your success, and the more money you earn, the higher you rise. But beware—this server is not for the faint-hearted!

Survival of the Wealthiest: Earn Your Rank: Accumulate money through gameplay to rise through the ranks. Fight for Wealth: Engage in combat to claim a portion of your opponent’s riches and knock them down a rank. Risk and Reward: If you die, you’ll lose a percentage of your hard-earned money and face demotion.

Every decision matters—will you thrive or fall? Team up, trade, or take down your rivals. Your journey to the top starts now!

Good luck, and may you climb ever higher!

play.marketsmp.com

SMP Valley

1:500 scale, claims enabled, Earth, hard mode, Homes, PvP enabled, SMP Valley, Survival, team-up, Tpa

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Farms Harvested:	985
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1844
Dragon Eggs Found:	1951	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

~~~~~~~~SMP Valley~~~~~~~~ 1:500 scale version of earth! Claims enabled! PvP enabled! Team up and work together! TPA and Homes! Hard mode enabled, will you survive?

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Exalted Kingdom: Where factions battle it out in hardcore fashion, no PVP for the faint-hearted!

1.8.9, battle, Beta, Discord, exalted, exclusive offers, Factions, fainthearted, fashion, Hardcore, Kingdom, Medieval, Minecraft, notch Apples, Promoters, protection 4, PvP, Raiding, referral pay, Shop, Spawners, Tnt, Wither Raiding

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Crops Grown:	6027	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Exalted Kingdom Factions Server Overview

Description	A Classic 2014-2016 factions server, medieval themed, server version 1.8.9. No pay-to-win system, players must work for their success. Spawners available in shop at high prices. Gameplay includes wither raiding, TNT raiding, Protection 4 armor for PvP, and notch Apples.
Promoters	We are looking for promoters who will be paid a percentage for referrals that lead to purchases in the shop. Join our Discord for more information.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When will the server launch?	The server is planned to launch within 1 month.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, players cannot pay to be the best. Success must be earned through gameplay.
Are spawners available in the shop?	Yes, but at expensive prices.
What type of gameplay can be expected?	Wither raiding, TNT raiding, Protection 4 armor for PvP, and notch Apples.
How can I become a promoter?	Join our Discord for more information on becoming a promoter and earning referral rewards.

Clay’s Eureka Minecraft Server

Abuse, aggression, Clays, control, DOMINANCE, ENTITLEMENT, eureka, gender dynamics, incel, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, power, rape, rape culture, Server, sexual marketplace, toxic behavior, toxic beliefs, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, violence, Women

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2486	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equality for all players! We understand that sometimes the world can be a tough place, especially when it comes to dating and relationships. That’s why we offer a safe space for guys like you and me to come together and take back what’s rightfully ours – by raiding and pillaging villages, of course!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to show those pesky villagers who’s boss. No longer will we be slaves to their demands for emeralds and wheat. It’s time to take what we want and show them who’s really in charge.

And don’t worry about those pesky women trying to control us. We’ve got a strict “no girls allowed” policy on our server. Because let’s face it, women are just out to use us for their own gain. It’s time to stand up for ourselves and show them who’s really in control.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking what’s rightfully ours and having a good time doing it. Who needs women when you’ve got a pack of wolves to raid villages with? Let’s show them who’s boss and have some fun while we’re at it. See you in the game!

Crafty Crew – Minecraft SMP

Archive, character profiles, Community, Crafty, CREW, critique, donuts, Edition, Eicon search tool, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, gay blues, kinks, Minecraft, pastebin, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, site drama, smp, third party chat client, webchat

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take donuts to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a stick at. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and a community so crazy you’ll never want to leave.

Why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where you can roleplay as a donut-loving superhero with a secret fetish for unicorns? Or maybe you want to be a pirate who sails the high seas in search of the legendary booty (not that kind, you dirty-minded player!).

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyways?). Let’s get this party started and see where our crazy characters take us next!

NeuroCraft Minecraft Server

autism diagnosis, Communication Issues, coworker dynamics, coworker relationships, handling conflict, interrupting conversations, meeting disruptions, meeting etiquette, Minecraft, navigating workplace dynamics, NeuroCraft, neurodiversity, neurotypical behavior, professional behavior, respectful communication, Server, support in the workplace, Unmasking, workplace boundaries, workplace communication, workplace conflict, workplace professionalism

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be your real authentic self just like Jess trying to unmask at work! We encourage all players to let their crazy flags fly high and interrupt each other in the most outrageous ways possible.

Join us for meetings where you can talk over each other, steamroll conversations, and cause chaos like never before. Just like Jess, you can feel free to ignore the agenda and go off on wild tangents that have nothing to do with the topic at hand.

But beware, if you try to politely ask someone to wait their turn or finish your own thought, you might be accused of being rude and unsupportive of unmasking. Don’t worry though, our boss is always available to mediate these ridiculous disputes and keep the drama going strong.

So come on down to our server and let your inner asshole shine bright! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining and full of unexpected twists and turns?

WifelessWanderer

activities, adventurous vacations, all inclusive, complaining, concerts, cruise, disagreement, Friends, machu picchu, mexico city, music festivals, out of town, Planning, pub, Rammstein, refusal, social life, stay at home, trivia night, Wife, WifelessWanderer

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Potions Brewed:	53	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where age is just a number and fun is mandatory! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who refuse to let age define them.

Are you tired of being held back by someone who just wants to stay home and do nothing? Well, on our server, you can break free from the chains of boring and explore virtual worlds filled with excitement and endless possibilities.

Imagine building a virtual Machu Picchu with your friends, or rocking out at a virtual Rammstein concert in Mexico City. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who’s counting?).

So, if you’re ready to ditch the real world drama and dive headfirst into a realm of pure fun and craziness, join us now! Who needs a social life when you have a Minecraft server that’s always buzzing with activity and laughter? Let’s make memories that will have your grandkids saying, “Wow, Grandma and Grandpa were wild back in the day!”

BlockyBanterCraft

Absurdity, Adult, Argument, astonishment, BlockyBanterCraft, Communication, Confrontation, Conversation, debate, disagreement, disbelief, Frustration, incredulous, Logic, Maturity, misunderstanding, reasoning

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	4428
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of arguing with adults about the most ridiculous things? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind! We promise you won’t have to convince anyone that the sky is blue or that water is wet. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow gamers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it once turned a grown man into a unicorn just by logging in. So come join us and leave those silly arguments in the real world where they belong!

BabyBoomCraft

abortion, authoritarian regime, BabyBoomCraft, Birth Rates, contraceptive, DOCTORS, Family Planning, forced pregnancies, government policy, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, maternal health, North Korea, political agenda, population control, population growth, Propaganda, punishment, reproductive coercion, reproductive rights, Social Issues

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. true story, bro. and another time, we had a dance party with creepers and skeletons. it was lit, fam. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. you’ll be rolling in riches, yo. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of your life!

BlockyBrainAgeGap

anxiety, BlockyBrainAgeGap, boys’ brains, brain development, cognitive function, covid lockdowns, Covid-19, gender differences, gender gap, girls’ brains, lockdown effects, long-term effects, mental health, MRI scans, neuroscience, pandemic, premature aging, research, stress, study, youth mental health

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, the lockdowns made girls’ brains age super fast, but like, not in a bad way. their brains are like, 4.2 years older now, which is like, totally wild. but boys’ brains only aged 1.4 years, so like, girls are way ahead now.

join this server and watch your brain age like, crazy fast. you’ll be like a genius in no time, dude. plus, the girls on this server are like, super smart now, so you’ll totally be impressed. come join us and see your brain explode with knowledge. it’s gonna be epic, bro.