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Blocky Poop Minecraft Server

bathroom, blocky, body weight, bowel movement, burrito, digestion, empty feeling, girth, height, History, largest shit, Minecraft, Organs, Poop, record-breaking, Relief, Server, Size Comparison, Small, smoll, toilet bowl, weight, weight comparison, weird feeling

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Potions Brewed:	54	Ores Mined:	2511
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you ready to take on the ultimate challenge on our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the thrill of building structures as massive as the biggest poop in history! We’re talking burrito-sized creations that will leave you feeling empty inside (in a good way). Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join us and see if you can top the record for the biggest poop-inspired build on our server!

TechCraft Server – Where Techies Unite!

Career Advice, current salary, expected salary, interview practice, Interviewing, Job Interview, job market, Job Search, lay offs, Layoffs, Neetcode, Négotiation, offer negotiation, recruiters, salary, salary data, salary expectations, Server, tech industry, tech workers, Techcraft, TECHIES, unite

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireballs!

2. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the legendary Rainbow Sheep that poops out gold nuggets.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly, cuddly kittens. Don’t worry, they still explode, but with glitter and rainbows!

4. Our staff team consists of trained dolphins who communicate with players through sonar waves. They also perform synchronized water shows every hour.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and weapons at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid with a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history!

StepkidSquad Minecraft Server

basic bills, bills, Birthday, car payment, christmas, clothes, Fairness, family, financially support, HOURS, husband, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, rent to own, responsibilities, school supplies, Server, sports, stepkids, StepkidSquad, Vacations, work

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3638	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Are you tired of carrying the weight of your entire Minecraft village on your shoulders? Well, look no further than our server, where we believe in equal contribution from all players! Join us and experience the thrill of making your husband actually pay for his fair share of bills and responsibilities in-game.

Imagine a world where your virtual children are actually taken care of by their other parent, leaving you free to focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to working overtime just to keep the creeper explosions at bay, and say hello to a balanced and fair Minecraft experience.

Don’t let your husband’s rent-to-own shenanigans hold you back from enjoying all that our server has to offer. Join now and let’s show him what it means to be a true Minecraft partner!

KidCashNoThanks

BROKE, budgeting, dental care, dental emergency, dental expenses, dental insurance, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, family finances, Family Support, financial independence, financial responsibility, Generosity, KidCashNoThanks, Parent-child relationship, personal finances, pride, sacrifice, saving money, Single dad, tight budget

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3196	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of family teamwork! Just like this single dad and his generous son, we encourage our players to support each other in times of need, whether it’s fixing a tooth or building a castle.

Join us for a tooth-tastic adventure where you can earn in-game currency to help out your fellow players in need. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond toothbrush to keep those pearly whites sparkling!

Our server is filled with exciting challenges and mini-games that will have you laughing and bonding with your virtual family. So come on in and let’s build a tooth fairy kingdom together – because in this server, we’ve got each other’s backs, even if it means borrowing a few virtual coins!

SpellFail Minecraft Server

common errors, frequently misspelled words, language difficulties, language struggles, linguistic slip-ups, Minecraft, misspelling, orthographic errors, persistent misspelling, Server, SpellFail, spelling blunders, spelling challenges, spelling difficulties, spelling errors, spelling mishaps, spelling mistakes, spelling slip-ups, spelling woes, vocabulary hurdles, word confusion, writing challenges

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Farms Harvested:	979
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	New Chunks Explored:	295612

Are you tired of being judged for your terrible spelling skills? Do you constantly misspell words like “potato” or “banana” no matter how hard you try? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace terrible spellers with open arms! Join us and revel in the glory of misspelled words galore!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who roams the land in search of the rarest potatoes to add to his collection. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Potato, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: Potato King may or may not actually exist, but we like to believe he does.)

So come on down to our server and join in on the misspelled madness! Who knows, you might just become the next Potato King yourself!

PutinCraft2020

Afghanistan, bungled exit, collusion, debate, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Invasion, military strategy, national security, nato, political controversy, presidential debate, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s debate performances? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Putin would be impressed. Join us and experience a world where alliances are made over virtual block-building and where secret conversations with world leaders can lead to epic in-game wars. Who needs NATO when you have a pickaxe and a dream? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the political minefield of our Minecraft server. Just watch out for any unexpected invasions… or surprise debate revelations!

KimJongBoomCraft

aerial footage, Conflict, Defense, defense system, east asia, explosion, geopolitical tensions, international relations, KimJongBoomCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military technology, Missile, missile defense, North Korea, Propaganda, SECURITY, south korea, Surveillance, Tension, Video

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a missile exploding in da sky, but in Minecraft form! We got crazy explosions, epic battles, and u can even launch ur own missiles at ur enemies! It’s like North Korea vs South Korea but in blocky pixel form. Join now and be part of da madness!

CornerCrafters

AREA, CornerCrafters, Direction, emphasis, in their corner, location, long tail tags, over there, Place, pointing, Position, possessive pronouns, Repetition, specific area, specific place, spot, tags, Theyre

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, the mobs do the macarena when u defeat them! not only that, but the diamonds literally rain from the sky! u want a pet dragon? sure thing, we got those too! and guess what? the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up! join now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever created! u won’t regret it, i promise!

WaterMC: The Land of Drowning (Not a KitPvP Server)

Community, Discord, drowning, Event, Factions, foundation, Fun, Gaming, Ip:, KitPvP, Land, Longterm, members, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Play, PvP, Server, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, watermc

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

WaterMC Server Overview

Server Type	Kitpvp, Survival, OG Factions
Looking For	Staff and Long-term Members
Discord	Join Our Discord
IP Address	play.water-mc.org

FAQ

Question	Answer
When was WaterMC created?	WaterMC was created a few days ago.
What type of staff are you looking for?	We are looking for long-term staff members to help build our community.
What can I expect from the server?	We offer kitpvp, survival, and soon OG factions gameplay.

Evangelion Re-Take 2 Minecraft Server

action, Anime, asuka, Drama, evangelion, fanfiction, Late, Manga, Mecha, Minecraft, misato, NERV, Posting, Re-Take 2, Rei, retake, ROBOT, Sci Fi, Sequel, series, Server, SHINJI, Thread

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where giant flying pigs roam the skies, where diamonds rain from the heavens, and where creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of evil bunnies, or explore the mystical realm of the Nether where you can challenge the Pigmen to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure emerald. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly epic and absurd Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!